Jamie
bassist and finder of bread

2 Tone Trixy
bassist and person who makes firearms out of her hand

Adam the Squirrel
tenor saxamaphonist and Communist Crusader

Panda Tart
guitarist and wearer of bathrobes

Senor Sock
tromBONER and issuer of Communist Propaganda

Ivan Dan-o
bassist and muscular direction pointing

Guy Pizzi
guitarist and newscaster

Ben in a Hat Tart
guitarist and wearer of hat

Ghetto Lauren
Keyboardist and British type person

Cori Martin
guitarist and gambling chip to get Soloby to lend out cymbol stands

Shannon Corkery
Trombonist and non-beef product

Blue the Dog
Dog & communist inspiration for us all

Eddie the Replacement Tart
bassist and rock star

The Big W
saxaphone and scary person

Squeeze Point Steve
guitar and nut for playing guitar for us
(but a very very very nice nut that we owe big time)

Ryan Batche
fill-in bassist and studly studmuffin

Dionne the Kazoo Kid
Kazooist and ballet dancer