Real Name: Teresa L. Colamesta
Idiot Number: 16
Sponsored By: Thumper
Member Since: 2003
B.A.M.F. of: Acceleration
Occupation: Wal-Mart Stock Associtate/Uber-mom.
Marital Status: Married to Thumper
Date Of Birth: April 25, 1977
Birth Place: Marlton, New Jersey
Base of Operations: Blackwood, NJ
Height: 5’6”
Weight: Classified!!!.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Brown
Most Common Activity: Loving Thumper and her children with all her heart.
Known Super Human Powers: The ability to stay fully in love with Thumper despite that he is at times a complete idiot.
Other Super Human Powers: Unwavering support to all things Roush Racing in NASCAR.
Most Memorable Quote: “No…My Dommy….”
Song Most Like This Person: “One In A Million Girl” by Tubes
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Food: More different types of shrimp than Bubba Bleu from “Forrest Gump”.
Favorite Movie (recent): “Freaky Friday"
Favorite Movie of all time: “Pretty Woman”
When people are not looking, I like to:
Last Good Movie I Saw was:
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What I want People to really know about me is:
Although she can be really shy at times, Flower tries to brighten up the day of everyone she’s around, whether if it’s at work or a gathering at the local bar. A caring individual who keeps the world on her sleeve, she constantly keeps Thumper on track to do the right thing, even when he doesn’t want to.*s*
