9. A cheese and mustard sandwich does not provide nutrition from all 4 food groups
8. It is a well known fact that mustard and cheese can form a lethal chemical when combined with nuclear waste
7. Think about it: Mice are majorly attracted to cheese. Do you really want a rodent-infested home?
6. This may just be a rumor, but I have heard from a number of tabloid magazines that the mustard supply of the planet is getting very low. Tabloids are never wrong!
5. Cheese and Mustard Sandwich addictions are more difficult to overcome than any drug addction.
4. Cheese and Bread go bad very easily. Then you'll only have mustard to eat!
3. If cows ever become an endangered species the animal rights activists will burn you to death.
2. By eating cheese and mustard sandwiches you upset me very deeply. Trust me, you dont wnat me upset.
1. Cheese manufacturers will send you junk mail if you become too friendly with their products. Believe me I know!