• Bass
• Insane lyrics
• Owner of the 4-track
• Latin percussion extremist
• Didgery-doo boy (lessions soon to be provided by Nick Benic.)

Equipment

• Fender American Standard Jazz Bass (in Natural Ash)
• Boss DS-1 for that mad crazy whacked Fuzz Bass sound
• DOD Graphic Equalizer
• Boss Tuner
• Dunlop Bass Crybaby

Influences

• Grateful Dead
• Rustic Overtones
• Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Bob Dylan
• The Offspring
• Pink Floyd
• Rage Against The Machine
• Groovechild
• Janis Joplin
• Beastie Boys
• Phish
• Soul Coughing
• Bush

World's Greatest Songs

• Long Division, Rustic Overtones
• Farewell Angelina, Bob Dylan
• Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd
• Enter Sandman, Metallica
• Jack Straw, Grateful Dead
• Pick Up The Pieces, Average White Band
• Peace Frog, The Doors
• Sir Psycho Sexy, Red Hot Chili Peppers
• Better Man, Pearl Jam

Fun Facts

• Stud of the Band (only next to Nick, of course)
• Hockey Goalie Extroardinaire
• Mountain Dew addict, abuser?
• Once dove through a glass door
• Bacon grease burns hurt... take my advice.
• Woodstock '99 veteran
• Leader of the "Blind 9"
• Experienced bee sting victim

People/Things That Have Shown Me The Light

• The Trio
• Lithuanian Gas (Jared's Song)
• My broads - you know who you are (Kyla I luv ya!)
• Yoda, I am
• Army Of Darkness
• Jamaica (though I've never been)
• Ma, Minnie's and Marisa's kickass cooking
• The guy who sold me my guitar and bass
• The star I once saw...
• The wonderful little green can of Dew
• Large fires at Woodstock (no, I didn't set any... ask Derek)
• The Dirty Sanchez(it's for you Jeff)
• The Ode!!!
• Symphonie Fantastique(One of the best trips)
• The Wizard of Oz, meets Dark Side of the Moon(the other best trip)

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