Omelette Boy
The Legend
In the dark recesses of Stillings Dining Hall, there is a beam of light, a ray of sunshine that illuminates our weekend mornings. And that haven of peace and enlightenment is the Make-Your-Own Omelette Bar. Now the Omelette Bar is a great place; you get to pick what you put on your omelette, and then someone standing there with three pans cooks it for you, right there. Sometimes there's a line, and although that may at first seem to be a drawback, it in fact is a Godsend. For in those few minutes we wait for our freshly prepared breakfast, we can watch the marvel that is Omelette Boy. Unpretentiously, Omelette Boy has worked his magic on thousands of omelettes over months of omelette-y goodness.
Initially Spotted By StephL.
Description Typically, Omelette boy is seen wearing the floppy chef's hat, apron and baggy pinstriped pants that are the uniform of dining hall chefs. He wears light-blue tinted spectacles that nicely complement his round face. Short in stature, Omelette boy is the epitome of cute. It is known that he smokes, and since he has never been sighted outside of his chef's outfit, we presume that he is not a student.
Sightings Omelette boy was first spotted during the brunches of Freshman days. Sightings continued in or around Stillings (one time even outside, smoking a cigarette), at all times of weekend days. Few sightings occured on weekdays. On weekends, he was seen at both the brunch and dinner hours. However, on or around November 15th, 2001, Omelette boy disappeared from the UNH dining hall scene. Was he fed up poor hours and conditions, or the victim of an obsessed fan kidnapping? You be the judge.
The Legend
There are hot people everywhere at UNH. In our dorms, at frat parties (apparently they get hotter as you get drunker), and sitting two rows in front of you in English. But few capture the radiant hotness that eminates from Hot Girl. Constantly surrounded by no less than two guys, Hot Girl is the highlight of Bio for Life Sciences.
Initially Spotted By
Katie and Scott.
Description Hot!
Sightings
The Legend
Initially Spotted By Description
Sightings
Hot Girl is typically found in her native habitat, science classes all around campus. However, she is often spotted at Huddleston Dining Hall at lunch and dinner. Although her lunch timing is unclear, at dinner she tends to eat earlier in the evening. One source specifies that she eats no later than 6pm. And outside Huddleston, Hot Girl is sometimes even seen at the MUB food court; but to date, no pattern has been discovered concerning her appearance there. With such high visibility, this is one anonymous celebrity that's a sure winner.
Green Shirt Girl
Okay, there really isn't much of one here. Green Shirt Girl is a recent addition to the anonymous celebrity scene. However, she borders on the edge, for there are those among us who know her name and some who are even friends with her. Nevertheless, until the enigma is solved, she remains anonymous in the eyes of many.
Tim.
The one identifying characteristic of Green Shirt Girl is her green shirt. Although she does not always wear a green shirt, recent sightings indicate that she carries with her also a green backpack. With dark hair and light skin, it's difficult to conclude what makes her so sightable. Nevertheless, Green Shirt Girl fits this peculiar fashion of celebrity.
Green Shirt Girl is often seen at the MUB foodcourt in a cloud of fellow MUB-goers. It seems that no matter what time of day one visits, Green Shirt Girl will inevitably be sitting in the midst of the dining. This seems to indicate that Green Shirt Girl has something like a tracking device attached to her that will go off if she leaves the MUB. However, she was sighted December 14, 2001, in a scene performance for the Theatre 435 final. At this sighting, it was concluded that Green Shirt Girl is taking Acting I, and therefore must have at least this one class. As such, the MUB is not the only place where she may be observed. It would appear that she may also hang around Johnson Theatre and/or (appropriately) the green room.
