I think perhaps I shall start by talking about how I am going to take over the world. I would like you to all know that so that when I am your leader you won't get too angry with me. You see I know that I can do a better job running this place than all those stupid guys that sit on their bums all day and wait around for something to happen. (well any one could do a better job, but that's not the point) You see I feel that I have what it takes to be queen of the universe. And someday in the extreemly far future (perhaps even after I'm dead and my spirit rises from the ashes like the pheonix) I will rule over all of you. But not yet.
Now I don't want you all thinking that I'm crazy or anything, so I'll say this. I like smurfs. That's all there is to it you see. It's as simple as liking smurfs. I like them(especialy Smurfette, she was cute). I like the blue of their skin and the white of their caps. hmmmm.... now that's got me thinking... how many people out there like smurfs? I bet you all like them a whole lot huh. I mean really, their cute and blue, what more could you ask for?
Well, I know I'm skipping subjects a lot here but a thought just came into my head. Have you ever wondered how they get those pennies in those little bottles? I have.