Well, now that you're here I want to talk about something that has nothing to do with sex at all.... but I can't figure out what that would be. You see everything comes down to sex if you think about it for long enough, and believe me I have. See this one time... oh wait I can't talk about that on-line this is supposed to be a clean website, well except for the part about the sea monkey pimp. Speaking of the sea monkey pimp, Dan, I still only have ten sea monkeys... I know I said that Dan was a pimp, but there must be something wrong with his sperm because I do not hear the small pitter patter of little sea monkey feet in my tank. While we're on the topic of tanks... how many of you have seen the movie "TANK GIRL"? If you haven't seen it you should. It's really a great movie about not having water. Speaking of water, have you ever noticed how many uses water actualy has? You can use it to clean, drink, or to have a wet t-shirt contest with, it's quite versatile! You can even use it to make relish. While we're on the topic of relish, a wise person once said, "you should relish the time you have here on earth" I don't know who this wise person was but (s)he was pretty cool. Speaking of wise people, I've noticed that of all the people who think that they are wise, most of them are just wise asses. While we're on the subject of asses, an ass can also be defined as a donkey, so in less modern times to have a tight ass was taken in a very different light. Speaking of light... oh, wait, skip that, we really can't think of anywhere to go with that one.
In conclusion, everything is incorporated in the delicate web of what we like to call reality. And speaking of reality, there really isn't any porn on this site, so for all you perverts who came expecting to see some naked hot chicks, sorry, look some where else.
this section of stephsrandomthoughts was created late one night, well make that early one morning, with Emmie, who has stolen stephs password and will now be making cameo guest appearences when stephs head is turned the other way "yay chaos!"
