The Sea Monkey Pimp
I don't usually write about myself and my experiences, but I just had to tell everyone about my sea monkeys.
You see, I got sea monkeys for Christmas, and I've been growing them ever since. The thing about sea monkeys is that they don't turn out the way you want them to turn out.
I put in the water purifier, and I put the instant sea monkey eggs in the neat aquarium thing.
Little beknownst to me, they do not hatch quite so instantly.
I had to wait three days. Then the package talks about sea monkey families, implying that sea monkeys are monogamous. This is not true.
I have about ten sea monkeys in my tank, and there is only one male (his name is Dan, I'll explain in a moment why), and he has a lot of sex.
Sea monkeys don't really have sex so much as they have this mating dance--a mating dance that lasts several hours.
So now I have two pregnant sea monkeys who have ruined their one month old lives with sex, and one male, and I've decided that Dan is a pimp.
I was thinking about somehow making him a little leopard print coat and a hat with a feather, and big sparkly shades, but I have a feeling that would be hard to do.
I'm simply not that good a seamstress.
If Dan didn't live in the aquarium with the female sea monkeys, it would be a harem. And in order for it to be a harem, it would have to have a eunuch.
I'm convinced that finding a neutered sea monkey would be difficult to find, they are so very tiny, and the only difference that is visible between male and female is that the males have whisker type things.
So if anyone has any idea where I could find a sea monkey eunuch, just email me because I would so love to have a harem in my room.
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