Kill the Pilgrim

Well, now the turkey has his revenge. And so do you. Did you hate learning about Thanksgiving in grammar school? I bet it was because of the Pilgrims, wasn't it? Pilgrims are boring. They have no idea of how to have a good time. Think about it, the highlight of their year was Thanksgiving. And they were so damn dogmatic, telling the Indians what to do and all. Not to mention the bad fashion statements. Pilgrims are from New England. And there are still a lot of them here. Now you have your chance to make them really go away. Just shoot at the pilgrims. Go on, don't be shy.

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