Anyway, that's not what this was supposed to be about. This episode's quest is to expose Matt of "The Squishiest Place On Earth"'s cunning attempts to trick everybody on the net! That's right! This investigative report is the tell-all of his lies and conniving tricks. I have a whole list of them. First of all, if you'll go to his new poll (which idea, by the way, was of my own concept first), he alleges that his site recently hit the 300 mark. Well, this reporter was discussing the clause with him the other day when he admitted that the counter included every time a person went to a different link on the same page, that they upped the number another one! And he would have you believe that 300 people had been to his page. Doesn't that upset you? Is this the type of person whose page you want to read? Someone with so few morals? Someone who lies like that to people who trust him? I'll tell you one thing, I sure wouldn't. Then there's the "Steph and Matt" page. I am the abovementioned Steph. He hasn't updated it for 2 months now! Really. And my head is no longer shaved, so there's another fallacy this evil boy would have you believe. Then he threw a copyright at the bottom there. Oh yeah, real professional. I could have done that too, but I decided not to, because.....because I didn't feel like it. And last but not least, I have gone through the entire page, and located all the spelling errors. Here they are:
And, for lack of anything better to do, I hereby declare an official website war with The Squishiest Place On Earth. Show support for you favourite site. Maybe he'll make a poll about it. Nevermind, I'll do it!
