Okay, so that's not what this is supposed to be. In reality, it's some pretty vague shite having to do with us Canucks. Yep, that's right, I'm Canadian, so it's alright for me to make fun of them. Hahaha, how many of you people out there with websites wanted to make fun of Canucks, but couldn't because you weren't Canadian? I bet you're feeling pretty jealous that I am one, ay? Kind of ironic, since you wanted to make fun of me, hm? I'm over here laughing my arse off. That'll teach you to stereotype people by where they live. Wanna play hockey? Bet I can beat you. I've never played hockey in my life, but it's in my genes. Natural talent over here. And what's more, I eat real maple syrup on my crepes. None of that Aunt Jemima crap. Maybe that's why I'd be good at hockey. That's it, that's why Canadians are good at hockey, they have lots of real maple syrup and crepes. And maple leaves make for a great decor in any home, which would account for my exquisite taste in refinery.
Now go play hockey or something.
