I have decided that Ernest P. Whorl (spelling anyone?) is evil. Really, he is. In case you don't know who I'm referring to, I mean the guy in "Ernest Saves Christmas," "Ernest Goes To Camp," "Ernest Goes Back to School," "Ernest Goes to Jail," "Ernest Saves Halloween," and others. I'm sure by now you know what Ernest I'm talking about. I have seen most every movie with Jim Varney in it, and I have to say that if you've made more then 15 years of movies with the same character, that character is evil. He never dies, he never ages, he's always stupid, and he's done everything. It's kind of like Barbie. She's pretty much the same way. She never ages, she's done everything, and she's evil too. I think Barbie and Jim Varney should hook up or something. They have so much in common, and are both well hated by yours truly. I was just about to apologize to anyone I may have offended here, but then I stopped and thought about it, and I realized that it's highly unlikely that hard core Jim Varney fans even exist. Even if there are, I'm not worried for two reasons: 1)Jim Varney has been in other movies, and even a fan would cringe at the number of "Ernest" movies there are, and 2)I'm not all that worried that a person who likes Ernest would come after me with a computer virus or anything like that. On the Barbie side of the argument, the only people I would get after me are 10 year old girls who wear pink, and gay ten year old boys, I'm not all that concerned.
p.s. gay is not bad, it's just that ten year old gay does not frighten me.
