Plastic Foods And You
Well, I was on the topic of food yesterday, so I've decided to continue the trend, creating a sort of "food wave" so to speak.
Plastic food is another form of completely unnatural foods that has become such a dear part of American culture.
Usually, plastic food is processed, but it can also include school cafeteria food, hospital food, and yes, airplane "meals" (using the term loosely, of course).
Plastic cheese is most common, you can find it in most any refrigerator, especially old people's. For some reason, they believe in foods with no need for an expiration date.
Plastic cheese has many uses.
You can use it in sandwiches, on meatloaf, or in imitation Big Macs.
Another form of plastic food is **add doomsday music** Parmalat.
Now, I'm not sure if you've ever been on a multiple day hiking trip or not, but that situation details my first experience with **doomsday music again** Parmalat.
**doomsday music, just this one last time** Parmalat is milk in a juice box. It doesn't even have to be refrigerated, and is worse than most plastic foods because not only is it plastic, it's liquid plastic, not even floppy plastic like, say, plastic cheese.
I'm not sure if you would consider twinkies and other Hostess snacks to be plastic.
I do, although I'm a huge fan of them.
See, not all plastic foods are bad.
Yes, now that I think about it, anything that has a shelf life of over 15 years is definitely not natural, and must be made of plastic.
I guess there are other plastic foods which I didn't think to mention right now, but I'll just compile them in my mind and when I can think of enough, I'll write a "PLASTIC FOODS AND YOU PART II." But all of you will just have to wait, because it may take a while, I'm not good at investigative reporting.
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