Episode 13:
Zit City
It was a peaceful morning in the town of Newport.
Or, at least it was until some members of the Sailor Teams woke up to a
scary experience. The first to notice these intruders was Mina Aino,
aka Sailor Venus.
Mina had just awaken from her beauty sleep
and had gone to wash up when something caught her eye in the mirror.
At first she thought it was a mark on the surface. But closer inspection
revealed, to her horror, she had a blemish.
"Oh no!!" she exclaimed, "Artemis, get
in here!"
A small white cat with a gold crescent moon
on his forehead padded into the bathroom and asked, "What's the problem
Mina? Is the Negaverse attacking? Did you see a glimpse of
the future?"
"Worse," Mina said, picking Artemis
up so he could see into the mirror, "I have a pimple and it's BIG!"
She then proceeded to poke and prod the blemish,
causing herself to wince.
"It's also very PAINFUL!!!"
"If you don't prod it, it won't hurt,"
Mina's mom called.
"That's way harsh," Mina said, her face
falling. Just then her scout communicator beeped. She quickly
ran to her room and pulled the small device from her jacket pocket.
She noticed the symbol of the sun was blinking. She punched the button
and a couple seconds later Dan's face appeared on the tiny screen.
"Dan, what's up?" Mina asked.
"Not much," Dan said, "Ami just called
and said she discovered a new.... Oh my word, what happened to you?"
"You don't want to know," she replied
in a distressed tone of voice.
"It's so.... "
"You say it and I'll pop your head like a
pimple!" Mina shouted, flames growing behind her and her eyes narrowing
to slits.
"Looks like you missed one," Dan taunted.
Before Mina could reply, the symbol for Star Dancer blinked. Mina
punched the key and the screen split and Alex's face appeared.
"Oh my god!" Alex said in a panicked
voice, "It got you also!"
"Yup," Mina said, "a huge blemish!"
"I've got at least seven or more. I
also got calls from Tod, Richard, Steve Young, and James and all of them
got massive amounts of pimples!"
"Well, this is peachy," Mina said, "today
is school picture day and I have a huge BLEMISH!"
Just then Artemis entered the room, pushing a small jar with
his nose. Mina told the others she'd see them later before asking,
"What is that?"
"It's called concealer, and since you have
a blemish, we'll cover it up!"
"Look, I don't have time for this,"
Mina said as she grabbed her clothes. She dressed quite quickly,
grabbed Artemis and her book pack, and took off for school.
When they reached the school, she was shocked
at what she saw. Students who normally didn't have to worry about
outbreaks had bags over their heads and those with outbreaks had even more.
A person with a bag over their head walked up to Mina and said, "So, goddess
of love, how bad is your zit?"
Mina recognized the voice and punched the
person hard in the arm before she said, "I'm fine Tod. I only have
one which I covered up. How bad are yours?"
Tod lifted the bag off his head, causing Mina
to shriek, "Oh my stars!"
"Are they that bad?" Tod asked.
Just then the wail of a girl pierced the air and their ears. They
both ran to the source of the scream, and it turned out to be Serena.
She was on her knees, crying her eyes out. The two also saw a dark
haired man in his early twenties near Serena. He had turned away.
"Serena, what's wrong?" Tod asked.
"Darien," Serena wailed, "He thinks
I'm hideous!"
The man turned around and said, "I'm sorry
meat ball head, but you startled me."
Serena lifted her head from her hands, revealing
that she, too, had broken out.
"Wow girlfriend, we need to go to Slick Chick's
right away," Mina said as she grabbed Serena's hand. She took
her communicator from her pocket and pushed the button to alert all the
Sailor Senshi.
"This is Mina. We're going to Slick
Chick's beauty salon. Meet us there right away. Mina out!"
As soon as she finished her transmission she,
Tod, Darien, and Serena beat feet for Slick Chick's Salon, where hopefully
they could get some help.
As soon as they reached the salon, the owner
walked over to the group.
"Mina, sweetie, aren't you supposed to be
at school?" the woman asked.
"Well, we had an emergency," Mina said,
"can you do anything about our breakouts? Huh Melody?"
"I could try," Melody said, "Ooh, who
are your guy friends?"
"Melody," Serena said, "We'd like for
you to meet Darien and Tod. Guys, this is Melody Spring, owner of
Slick Chick's Salon and friend of me and Mina."
"Pleased to meet you Miss Spring," both
said at the same time.
"Uh, Melody, there will be more joining us,"
Mina said.
"Oh, how many?"
"Well," Serena said, "there's... "
With that Serena named off just about every
member of the Sailor Teams and the Warriors, each name resulting in Melody's
face becoming more and more disfigured until she had the ultimate face
fault.
Finally, Melody said, "Try the Beauty Queen
Shoppe. You know, the one owned by the four sisters."
"Can you take some here?" Tod asked,
"It's really important."
"I can take half here, but the rest will have
to go to the Beauty Queen Shoppe."
As soon as they finished their conversation,
Mina took her communicator from her jacket, and was about to activate it
when it beeped and she almost dropped it. She quickly recovered and
answered the call.
"This is Mina. What's happening?"
"Mina," a scratchy female voice said,
"this is Catsy."
Mina's face lit up like a light bulb.
"Catsy! What's happening? I was just about to call my friends
and tell half to go to your shop for zit treatment."
The image of a purple haired woman appeared
on the small screen.
"Mina, Rubeus has returned and is trying to
get revenge on me, Avery, Birdie, and Prisma. He is also out to get
all of you."
"Well, listen Catsy," Serena said, "There
are many more of us now and we'll protect you and kick old flame hair's
butt!"
"Thanks guys. You're the greatest.
Catsy out."
Mina was about to put her communicator away
when it beeped again. She cussed under her breath before pressing
the button marked "answer call".
"This is Mina. What's up?" she
growled.
"Mina, this is Prisma. We have serious
problems. Rubeus sent a creature who is a giant blemish, and it's
wrecking the shop and using all the blemish cream!"
"Prisma, we'll be there right away.
Mina out!"
She slipped her communicator back into her
pocket and said to Melody, "if any of our friends show up, tell them there
was more pressing business at the Beauty Queen Shoppe and to wait for us."
"Promise you'll hurry back," Melody
said.
"We will!"
With that the four bolted out the door and
transformed.
"Venus Crystal Power!"
"Crisis Moon Power!"
"FireStar Star Power!"
"Tuxedo Rose Power!"
As soon as the four transformed, they headed for
the Beauty Queen Shoppe. The moment they arrived, the four sisters
met the Senshi at the door, each dressed in their dark moon outfits.
Avery spoke.
"We need to exercise our powers more, and
also defend ourselves from Rubeus."
"Besides," Birdie added, "these had
been sitting in our closets for months."
"We could use the help," Sailor Moon
said.
"Hey, who's the cutie?" Catsy asked,
her eyes turning to hearts. The other three looked at Sailor FireStar
and their eyes also turned into hearts.
"Ummm," Sailor Venus said, "girls, I'd
like you to meet Sailor FireStar. Sailor FireStar, these are the
four sisters."
"Pleased to make your acquaintances,"
Sailor FireStar said, "Now, let's go waste that Nega Monster!"
With that they took off down the aisle.
When they reached the aisle with the blemish cream, the four almost had
a heart attack. The creature was a giant face and right in the middle
was the largest zit ever. The creature didn't pay much attention
to the Sailor Senshi, or the sisters. It seemed more interested in
taking care if its breakout.
"Hey Nega scum, I'll wipe that blemish off
your face. I'm Sailor Moon!"
The creature turned to Sailor Moon, then went
back to what it was doing in the first place.
"I don't believe this!" Sailor Venus
exclaimed, "We come to dust a monster and it's not interested!"
"Hey, Prisma," Sailor FireStar said,
"I think you need a mirror."
"Why is that?" Prisma asked, reaching
into her purse and pulling out a compact. She clicked it open and
examined her face. Then she screamed.
"How did I get a blemish!?" Prisma yelled.
"It's airborne," Tuxedo Mask said, "We
need to dust it NOW!"
"Fine. Moon Scepter Elimination!"
Sailor Moon took her scepter, did her little
dance, and fired crescent moons at the creature. But there was no
effect. Not even a scratch.
"Waaaaah!" Sailor Moon bawled, "My scepter
didn't affect it!"
"We'll have to try something more drastic!"
Sailor Venus said.
"I'll try to nuke it!" Sailor FireStar
said, "Shooting Star Strike!"
Sailor FireStar took his whip from his belt
and cracked it, causing a single large star to fly at the creature and
strike it. But he got the same result.
"This is going to take more drastic measures,"
Sailor Venus said, "Hey, I have a brilliant idea. Catsy, Avery, Birdie,
get all the concealer from the back room."
"What are we going to use that for?"
Birdie asked.
"We are going to lure that thing out of the
store, to a place where we can nuke it!"
"Oh!" the sisters said as they ran to
the stock room. They returned a couple minutes later with their arms
loaded with boxes.
"Can we hurry this up?" Prism asked,
"My arms are falling asleep."
"Give me a sec," Sailor Venus said as
she reached into one of the boxes. She took a fairly large jar of
cream from the box and shouted, "Hey, zit for brains, we've got some concealer
for that HUGE pimple of yours!"
The monster heard this and turned to the Sailor
Senshi and the sisters. When the monster saw the concealer it let
out a shriek of delight and made a bee line for the boxes. The sisters,
upon seeing the creature coming toward them, took off like a shot with
the creature behind them. The Sailor Senshi took up the back.
As they charged on, they weren't aware of
the new comer until he leapt from his perch and landed in front of the
four sisters.
"Ok ladies, you can turn yourselves over to
me, ore we can do this the hard way."
"We're on your side," Avery said upon
seeing the person's outfit.
"Yeah, right. You expect me to believe
that Nega Moon sisters are working with the Sailor Senshi? Well;
you've got another thing coming. I know what you fear and I can bring
those fears to life."
Just then the Sailor Senshi caught up to the
sisters and the monster. They too confronted the new comer.
"Who the hell are you!?" Sailor FireStar
asked.
"I am Warrior Night and you can't hide anything
from me. Horrific Illusion Terrorize!"
Warrior Night peeked into each of their minds,
probing for their fears. When he found them he threw some sparkling
dust at the Senshi. A couple seconds later their fears materialized.
A giant spider began to stalk Sailor Venus.
A crazed man with nitro glycerin approached Sailor FireStar. Sailor
Moon was being dumped by Darien and Tuxedo Mask was trying to explain about
Reeny. The fours sisters were being attacked by cosmetics and the
face was breaking out like there was no tomorrow.
"Ha, ha, ha," Warrior Night laughed,
"Your fears are going to be the end of you!"
"We don't think so!" a female voice
said. Warrior Night turned to face Sailors Jupiter, Mars, Mercury,
Hellfire, Thunderbolt, and Arctic Chill.
"I'm Sailor Mars and believe me I'm not clowning
around. I call upon my fire bird. I will vanquish you!!
I am Sailor Mars."
"You want trouble pal? You're looking
at it! My name is trouble. I'm Sailor Jupiter!"
"You've met my friends Mars and Jupiter.
Some people might call me a book worm, but my most lethal weapon is my
brain. Beware, because I am Sailor Mercury."
"The heat is on and I'm the one controlling
it. I'm Sailor Hellfire!"
"Thunder Crashes and I appear. Beware
because I'm Sailor Thunderbolt!"
"Freeze scum wad or else you're iced!
I'm Sailor Arctic Chill!"
"More people to play with," Warrior
Night taunted, "Let's have some fun!"
"You're not gonna do to us what you did to
them," Sailor Mars said, "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!"
The rings of fire flew through the air, just
barely missing Warrior Night.
"Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
Sailor Mercury's bubbles burst, releasing
a fog which froze the ground around Warrior Night, but didn't do much else.
"Jupiter Thunder Dragon!"
Sailor Jupiter's thunderbolts formed a Dragon,
which crashed down upon Warrior Night, jolting him and sending him to his
knees.
"I'll get you for that!" Warrior Night
shouted as he tried to recover.
"You won't have time," a female voice
said. This time all the Sailor Senshi and even Warrior Night looked
up. There, hidden by the shadows, was the most hideous woman ever
to walk the earth.
When Steve saw this, he could breath only
one word: "Shaleel."
"Miss me guys?" Queen Shaleel asked,
stepping from the shadows and revealing her cyborg body, "You know what?
I missed you terribly!"
"But.... we wasted you!" Tod exclaimed.
"Don't flatter yourselves. I simply
opened a gate way and took a little trip to the 12th dimension. I
just thought I'd return to give you guys hell!"
"What do you want?!" Richard shouted.
"I just came to tell Warrior Night that his
friends are with me now."
"You're lying!" Warrior Night said,
"You have to be lying!"
"I assure you I am not. I'll even prove
it."
Shaleel touched a switch on her arm and a
holographic projector whirred to life. Scenes of destruction and
assimilation were played out before their eyes.
"Proof enough!?" Shaleel snarled.
"Yeah," Sailor Mars said from behind
Shaleel. Somehow Mars, during the video break, maneuvered behind
Shaleel , giving her the perfect angle for attack.
"Burn in hell! Mars Celestial Fire Surround!"
The flame rings shot through the air, slamming
into Shaleel's back and sending the wicked queen a few feet into the air.
When Shaleel recovered, the rest of the Sailor Senshi and even Warrior
Night were ready to attack.
"Mercury Ice Storm Blast!"
Mercury's water attack froze some of Shaleel's
body parts, limiting motion.
"Venus Love Chain Encircle!"
Sailor Venus's chain wrapped around Shaleel,
cutting off motion and preventing any type of attack.
"Jupiter Thunder Clap Zap!"
Jupiter's thunderbolt shocked Shaleel with
a whole lot of juice. But the attack gave Shaleel the power boost
to get free. She shattered the chain, broke free of the ice, and
prepared to do battle. She fired shot after shot, each one just missing
its mark. Warrior Night managed to take his communicator from his
pocket and make contact.
"Calling Pyro Prince. This is Dark Demon.
Meat Ball Frog and her friends are in trouble!"
"Demon, this is Pyro. I don't know who
you are or how you reached me, but if anything has happened to my friends...
!"
"Pyro, chill. It's Shaleel who's gonna
pay. Just contact the guardian cats and the rest of the Warriors
and Senshi. Demon out."
Warrior Night broke connection and called
upon one of his attacks.
"Galaxia Gun Fire!"
Beams of energy fired at Shaleel. But
she had adapted to energy attacks and sent them back at Warrior Night.
He used another power to save himself.
"Galaxy Aura Protect!"
Energy surrounded him, forming a shield which
absorbed and redirected the energy right back at Shaleel. The power
continued to reflect until Warrior Night used another power.
"Eclipse Power Absorb!"
The shield vanished and he took the attack
head on. But instead of harming him, the energy flowed back into
his body. He then performed a spin of sorts, forming a tornado.
He grasped the tornado and shouted, "Deimos Tornado Strike!"
With that he brought the tornado down upon
Shaleel. The queen was picked up by the wind and sent into the sky.
The winds died down and Shaleel plummeted to the ground, leaving a massive
impression of her butt. As the queen tried to recover, Warrior Night
began to wave his arms, creating a pair of high pressure pockets.
He grabbed hold of the pockets and slammed them together in front of his
body while shouting, "Phobos Shockwave Strike!"
The resulting blast threw Shaleel into a wall
and Warrior Night onto his butt. As he recovered, the rest of the
Sailor Senshi and Warriors appeared. They took one look at the predicament
Shaleel was in and began to laugh. Shaleel recovered and began firing
shot after shot, striking down the Neo - outer Senshi, the Starlights,
and half the Mystic Senshi. Everyone else stared in shock as their
friends began to transform into borgs.
"This is not happening," Matt Heath
said, "my buds are becoming borgs!"
"Resistance is futile!" Shaleel taunted.
"Let's kick her butt!" Warrior Jupiter
said.
"Your armor would be prime for my next race
of borgs."
"We don't think so," everyone said at
the same time, "On behalf of the universe we shall right wrongs and triumph
over evil, and that means YOU!!!"
They all struck dramatic poses and pointed
at Shaleel.
"You are history," the now transformed
Joss said.
"We're going to destroy you," the transformed
Derek said.
"We will rub you out," the transformed
Tony said, pointing a mean looking limb at the group.
"We can't fight them," Juliet and Amanda
said, "We'd destroy our friends."
"I've got a plan," Alex said, reaching
into his vest. He pulled a large gold ring from his pocket and held
it into the air. He could feel the energy flow into his body, increasing
and heightening his senses and natural talents. He then shouted to
Warrior Jupiter, "I'm gonna need the plasma chain!"
"Right!" Warrior Jupiter said, "Jupiter
Plasma Bolt Chain!"
An antenna extended from his gauntlet and
a large bolt of lightning struck it. The bolt became a chain, which
Warrior Jupiter tossed to Alex. Alex cracked the whip, entrapping
the transformed Sailor Senshi. Alex then ran at super speed, wrapping
the transformed Senshi in electrical energy. Alex then shouted, "Nova,
Earth, Moon, Neo - Moon, heal them!!"
"Nova Intensive Heat Wave!"
"Gaia Healing!"
"Moon Healing Activation!"
"Moon Healing Escalation!"
Moon beams, earth energy, and heat made contact
with the borgs, all showing no effect. They kept it up for a couple
minutes more, then gave up.
"That is way harsh!" Sailor Moon said,
"Our healing powers won't work!"
"It's useless to resist us!" the transformed
Doug said.
"Oh, shut up!" everyone shouted.
A sweat drop formed on Doug's head.
"Let's kick some cyber ass!" Catsy shouted.
Everyone turned to face her. A sweat drop formed on her head and
sweat drops formed on the heads of her sisters.
"Can we get this over with?" the gigantic
face said, "I need to get more concealer." Everyone fell down.
A sweat drop formed on the face.
"Ok," Sailor Mars said, standing tall.
Everyone else followed what she did. All of them joined hands around
their transformed friends. Energy in their sailor colors formed around
each of them. The energy lifted them off the ground and lifted their
hair into the air.
"Mercury Crystal Power!"
"Mars Crystal Power!"
"Jupiter Crystal Power!"
"Venus Crystal Power!"
"Moon Crisis Power!"
"Saturn Planet Power!"
"Neptune Planet Power!"
"Uranus Planet Power!"
"Pluto Planet Power!"
"Io Moon Power!"
"Ganymede Moon Power!"
"Callisto Moon Power!"
"Europa Moon Power!"
"Nova Star Power!"
"Dancer Star Power!"
"Earth Star Power!"
"Hellfire Star Power!"
"FireStar Star Power!"
"Arctic Chill Star Power!"
"Thunderbolt Star Power!"
"Sun Crystal Power!"
"Mercury Prism Power!"
"Mars Prism Power!"
"Jupiter Prism Power!"
"Venus Prism Power!"
"Eternal Moon Power!"
"Solar Star Power!"
"Star Blaze Star Power!"
"Star Burst Star Power!"
"Phoenix Star Power!"
"Flame Sphinx Star Power!"
"Ice Dragon Star Power!"
"Mars Nova Power!"
"Mercury Nova Power!"
"Venus Nova Power!"
"Jupiter Nova Power!"
"Draco Nova Power!"
"Night Eclipse Power!"
"Powers of Ice Fire!"
"Powers of Black Lightning!"
"Powers of Dark Water!"
"Powers of Nega Whips!"
"SAILOR PLANET POWER!!"
Waves of Sailor energy washed over the transformed
senshi, returning them all to flesh and blood and making them normal again.
As soon as the Sailor Planet Power died down, the plasma chain disintegrated,
releasing the Senshi. They moved to join their friends and prepared
to do battle with Shaleel. But when they looked to where Shaleel
had been standing, she wasn't there. They then turned their attention
to the face. Everyone smiled devilish grins and took out their weapons
and wrecked havoc on the giant face. Once that was done, they went
to Slick Chick's Salon and to the Beauty Queen Shoppe for facials and blemish
removals. After that they returned to the school for picture day.
The next day the principal, Judy Anne Langlois,
held an assembly in front of the school.
"Attention students, we have two more transfer
students. The first one, James Stanley, is from Sunapee and is in
grade ten. The second one is Darren Wilder.... "
When she spoke the second student's name,
a guy with purple hair, multiple piercings, and strange clothes stepped
forward. When the Sailor Senshi saw him, they all exclaimed, "Warrior
Night is Darren Wilder!" They all then fell down, bringing an end
to yet another adventure.
The End.