Alex: "What do you mean by "another"? This is our first show."
Mina: "Ahahahaha..... right. Welcome to our first fun filled episode of 'Crafts with the Sailor Soldiers..."
Alex: "and Warrior."
Mina: "... and Warrior. Anyways, to introduce our first project is..."
Serena: <off stage and whispering> "Mina, can I talk to you a minute?"
Mina: "Sure Serena, what's wrong? Why aren't you dressed yet? You're our first act... err... project."
Serena: "You expect me to go on stage in THIS?!"
<She opens the trench coat. Alex's eyes bug out of his head and Mina turns blue. Multiple sweatdrops form on her head.>
Mina: "WARDROBE!!!!"
<Molly and Melvin run onto the stage.>
M & M: "YES MINA?!"
Mina: "You guys gave Serena the wrong outfit."
Melvin: "You said to give her something stylish."
Mina: "I said stylish, not slu.... you know what I mean!"
Molly: "Melvin, you didn't give her the black leather outfit, did you?"
Melvin: "Err... I think I did."
Molly & Mina: "YOU WHAT?!!"
<The pair wail on Melvin with rolled up news papers.>
Alex: "Errr... and for our first project we go to Rei Hino, on location in the ciramics studio. Rei."
Rei: "Thank you Alex. Today we're going to demonstrate our techniques for making and firing pottery. With me are Lita, Ami, and Ann."
Ann: <drinking a mug of cocoa> "Damn, this hot cocoa is cold!!"
Rei: "Don't worry. Mars Star POWER!!!"
<Rei transforms into Sailor Mars>
"Mars Fire... IGNITE!!!"
Ann: "AAAAHHHHH... You pyro!! You burned my face and hair. MEDIC!!!"
Rei: "oops... guess I over did it."
<Sweatdrops form on Lita's and Ami's heads. The pair inch towards the door.>
Alex: "That's nice Rei. And now back to our main studio for...."
Serena: "I'm still not dressed!!"
Alex: "Err.... take it away Mina!!"
<curtains open to show Mina dressed as Sailor V with a black bondage mask on. She's torturing Artemis.>
Mina: "Ha Ha, Ha Ha, Call me Queen!!! Hahaha!!!"
Artemis: "I think we're on!"
Mina: <a sweat drop forms on her head and she removes the anime bondage mask> "Heh... um... and now for my pet care tips. A good way to get your cat to take a bath is to fill up a pail with warm, soapy water.." <Pulls a large pail from beneath the counter, which is filled with soapy water> "And dip the cat in, tail first, but make sure you don't... whoops..." <She lifts Artemis and starts to dip him into the bucket, but loses her grip and drops him in. Artemis leaps into the air, screaming in pain."
Artemis: "HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!"
Mina: "Make sure the water isn't TOO hot, otherwise your cat may get burned."
<Mina catches Artemis in mid air, pulls out a second bucket of cooler water, and dips Artemis in it.>
Artemis: "Aaaaahhh... MUCH better."
Mina: "See.... if the temperature is just right your cat will enjoy it and they won't have a major hissy fit."
Artemis: "Well Mina, you actually did something right. I could sit in here all day."
Mina: "Well, I hate to tell you Artemis, but you can't.... I need to dry you off."
Artemis: <pouting> "No fair."
<Mina lifts Artemis out of the bucket and gently wrings him out before setting him on a large towel. She covers him with the towel and rubs. When she pulls the towel away Artemis is a giant ball of fur and static electricity and a sock is stuck to his back.>
Artemis: "I was wrong Mina..... you forgot to use fabric softener."
Mina: "Look on the bright side Artemis... you found the sock mom has been looking for for the past two or three weeks."
Alex: "And now back to the main studio where Serena...."
Serena: "I'm almost dressed. Disguise POWER!! Turn me into a Vanna White look alike!"
<There is a flash of light offstage and a couple seconds later the Vanna White look alike prances onto the stage before tripping and falling on her face.>
Serena: "Ouch, that hurt!"
Alex: "Ok Serena, what are you going to show us today??"
Serena: "I am going to assist Lita in cooking a full 3 course dinner and baking a triple fudge chocolate cake."
Lita: "That's right.... it's time for 'Lita's cooking corner'!!"
Alex: <to Mina> "Be afraid.... be very afraid."
Mina: <to Alex> "Why? Lita's cooking a simple dinner of..."
Lita: "Chicken a la King, parmasean couscous, and Caesar Salad. Serena, start cleaning the chicken."
Serena: "It's already cleaned and prepared."
Lita: "Then start cooking the pasta."
Serena: "It's already cooked."
Lita: <growling> "Then prepare the lettuce, onions, and get the romano cheese and croutons."
Serena: "Now THAT is something I can do."
<Serena goes to work cleaning the lettuce, cleaning and preparing the onions, mixing the lettuce and onions with the cheese and croutons and adding the Caesar salad dressing to make a very tasty salad.>
Serena: "Finished!"
Lita: "That was quick. I'm almost done with the rest of the dinner preparations. How does the salad taste?"
Serena: <tasting the salad> "DELICIOUS!!" <She starts devouring the salad like there's no tomorrow."
Mina: <to Alex> "Told ya so... she can't avoid eating like a pig."
Alex: <a sweatdrop forms on his head> "You were right."
Lita: "Serena, leave some salad for the rest of us!"
Serena: <stops eating and puts the salad bowl down and shows there is actually some salad left> "I've already had my share of the salad."
Lita: "And the rest of the dinner is ready! All right everyone, take your seats and we'll eat dinner."
<Everyone sits down around a well prepared table. Lita and Serena bring the assorted dishes out and serve everybody. Each person waits until the two chefs sit down and then they start shoveling food into their mouths.>
Rei: "This is delicious! I've never tasted food so great!"
Ami: "I agree with Rei... this tastes WONDERFUL!"
Melvin: "My compliments to the chefs."
Molly: "MMMMnnnnhhhnnmmmmnnnn."
Mina: "I agree... I was wrong to think something could go wrong."
Alex: "Yeah..... me also. Serena and Lita cooked a wonderful dinner for all of us."
Serena: "And that's all the time we have for today... tune in again next time when we go on tour inside a bakery, a hospital, AND a health spa."
Alex: "Why do I get the strange feeling something is going to go horribly wrong when that happens?"
Mina: "Dunno..... but until next time we're audi!"
END