Meanwhile, the Magic Mattresses raided the cannibalistic communist mutant coconuts with the little baby type pumpkins.

"Ervikson, no, aghhhhh! Ervikson, no, aghhhhhh!" chanted the coconuts of… Tim. They chomped the Magic Mattresses, and the Magic Mattresses smashed the coconuts.

The coconut city was ruined. Ziploc bags and Campbell's Soup cans were all over the place.

"The fleet must stay here and fight the cannibalistic communist mutant coconuts! The rest of us will go search for Spatula," commanded the Jolly Green Dwarf Green Dwarf.

So the Jolly Green Dwarf Green Dwarf, Vietnam Noodle, and the chief Magic Mattress left the Great Ship 2000 to search for Spatula.

Team X passed through the Pits of Doom, and continued into and out of the Desert of Death. Vietnam Noodle subconsciously smacked the floating fluorescent neon sign as they entered. Finally they made it to the Giant Butterfly's Nest of Unending Torturous Wrath. They saw Spatula surrounded by the Subterranean Intergalactic Lima Beans. Spatula was defenseless without his fluorescent… um… lightsaber, for it was caught in the sticky net.

Then from above came a 16 x 12 inch slide projector made out of notghing but plywood and sour apple flavored green liquid, with little chunks of dried mango in it. Then George Costanza, the character from Seinfeld who is acted by some guy that no one actually has any idea of his identity, made two cocks fight and asked for ketchup for his bologna sandwich. Freud suddenly walked through one of the walls of the Giant Butterfly's Nest of Unending Torturous Wrath, and he began analyzing George's psyche. So, even though this information may be useless at this point, you'll actually find out in the end that it's really very important.

So Spatula was trapped in the Giant Butterfly's Nest of Unending Torturous Wrath, and the Subterranean Intergalactic Lima Beans were about to maul him quite mercilessly and violently and gorily. Luckily, nine of the guards made of roadkilled ham and other deli products dropped a '64 Chevy on the lima beans and all was good. The Jolly Green Dwarf and Magic Mattress were able to get Spatula off the Giant Butterfly's Nest of Unending Torturous Wrath.

Spatula dropped onto the ground and bounced thankfully.

"Don't worry about it. However, we still have to get Captain and the frog with a wart on his left eye that suspiciously looks like Bob Saget back from the Bagged Phantom and that little tampon thing that follows him around and - the sock," said the Jolly Green Dwarf.

So the group went to the coconut city, where already the cannibalistic communist mutant coconuts were beating back the fleet of Magic Mattresses.

"Okay, everyone, this is the plan," said the Jolly Green Dwarf. "Magic Mattress and Vietnam Noodle will sneak in and find the keys. Spatula and I will keep the Bagged Phantom distracted."

Magic Mattress and Vietnam Noodle left with the theme from Mission Impossible playing softly in the background.

The coconuts were suddenly overcome by the Magic Mattresses, but a giant Twinkie fell out of the sky and smashed into one of the Magic Mattresses. Luckily, Magic Mattresses are in fact mattresses, so the Twinkie bounced off the Matic Mattress and landed on Pluto, where of course Rush Limbaugh just happened to be standing. Why Rush Limbaugh was there, no one actually knows. But he was standing there all the same, and was smashed by the projectile Twinkie, so he was killed. For this, the giant Twinkie was revered as a God by all the residents of the Bunghole and Meatball Universe, and they called him Twinkius Maximus. The Bunghole and Meatball Universe was saved with the destruction of Rush Limbaugh, who is Newt Gingrich's evil Siamese twin brother. But they're both evil, so there's really no comparison. Anywho, Captain and the frog with a wart on his left eye that suspiciously looks like Bob Saget were rescued without too much trouble, and the Bagged Phantom was cast into the Realm of Barney Episodes. And after that, Twinkius Maximus' only job was to bounce around on his own private planet for the next one and twenty-seven thirty-sixths hundred years. During that time, the Galactic Patrol was restored, and the Jolly Green Dwarf installed a giant popsicle maker in the Great Ship 2000, so that the people of the Bunghole and Meatball Universe could enjoy the sweet, tangy taste of rotten squash coated with artificially flavored blue tofu raspberry sauce and frozen in a VAT (!!!!!!!) of Mountain Dew and apricot brandy mixed with half-and-half.

For the entirety of Twinkius Maximus' reign, there was complete peace.