JEWBILEE 
Transcribed by tweek@thehellhole.com
> If anything is wrong with this script, feel free to tell me. I'm
transcribing it from a downloaded movie and some parts were a littlescratchy.>
> (guitar riff)> (scene opens at Kyle's house, crickets can be heard)
> (inside - Sheila and Gerald are dressing Ike)>
> Sheila: Hold still, Ike. We have to get you dressed. Where the heck isKyle?>
> Gerald: I don't know. (yelling) Come on, Kyle! We're gonna be late for Jew
Scouts!>
> (bathroom - Kyle is standing in front of the mirror wearing his Jew Scout
uniform and humming)>> Sheila: (o.s) Kyle!>> Kyle: Coming, Ma!>
> (doorbell rings)>> Sheila: (o.s) Go get the door, Kyle!>
> Kyle: (to himself) Get ready. Answer the door. Jesus Christ, make up your
frickin' mind.>> (Kyle answers the door. Kenny's there)>> Kyle: Oh, hey, Kenny.>
> Kenny:(something about wanting Kyle to come watch the meteor shower with
him this evening)>
> Kyle: I can't watch the meteor shower with you, Kenny. I have to go to
Jewbilee.>> Kenny: What's that?>
> Kyle: It's what we do in Jew Scouts. Usually we just sit around and make
stuff, but tonight, because there's a meteor shower, we're gonna do some big
thing out in the woods. It's gonna suck ass, I'm sure.>> Kenny: Oh, okay.>
> Kyle: Hey! Maybe you can go with me. Then it wouldn't suck so hard.>
> Kenny: Really!?>> Kyle: Mom, can Kenny go to Jewbilee with me?>
> Sheila: Well, Kyle, Jewbilee is sort of a... special thing.>
> Kyle: Oh. Kenny isn't special?>> Kenny: Ohhh.>
> Sheila: No, no. You're very special Kenny. It's just that.. well..
Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.>> (Kyle and Kenny look lost)>
> Gerald: You see boys, Jew Scouts is a special group that borrows a little
bit from all different Jewish denominations. From the orthodox Jews. From
the pesidic Jews. From the northern Italy kay Jews. But you have to believe
the basic tenants of Judaism to be a scout.>
> Kyle: Kenny'll believe whatever you want him to.>> Kenny: Yeah!>
> Sheila: Kyle! I-the problem is-->
> Kyle: Please, Ma? I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight.>
> (Gerald and Sheila look at each other for a minute)>
> Gerald: Oh, all right. Just don't let any of the elders know that he isn't
Jewish, okay?>> Kenny: Whoohoo!>
> Sheila: Come on, Ike! It's time to go to Squirts!>> (Ike hops in)>
> Kenny: What?>
> Kyle: You have to be in Squirts if you're too young to be a Jew Scout.>
> Kenny: Oh.>
> Sheila: Don't worry, Kenny. I'll fill you in on our faith on the way upthere.>
> (in the car going to Jew Scouts)>
> Sheila: And then, Kenny, Abraham's wife bore him no children. She had a
handmaiden Egyptain who's name was Hagar. And Seroi said unto Abraham,
"Behold now, the Lord has restrained me from bearing. I pray thee go into my
maid(?).>> Kenny: Mmhmm.>
> Sheila: Abraham beget Isaac, who the Lord then said to kill. But that was
just a little silly trick to see if Abraham would do it.>> Kenny: Uh-huh.>
> Ike: ?>> Kyle: No, Ike! Mom! Ike keeps taking off his Squirt uniform!>
> Sheila: Ike, you behave!>> Ike: ?>> Kyle: No, Ike!>> Ike: ?>
> Kyle: I don't think Ike wants to go to Squirts.>
> Gerald: Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I. You have to go
so someday you will be a big brave Jew Scout.>> Ike: No.>
> Gerald: Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle.>
> Kyle: What? You want me to lie?>> Gerald: Yeah. Lie.>
> Kyle: Oh. Ike, Squirts is so much fun...>> Sheila: Oh, my God, what's that?>
> (there's a bear in the middle of the road)>
> Gerald: (pointing) Hey, it's a bear!>> (the bear walks off)>> Kyle: Wow! Cool!
>> Sheila: This retreat really is out of the way, isn't it?>
> (Jewbilee - there is a camp-like sign saying "Welcome to Jewbilee" with a
star of David on either side)>> (the car pulls up to the Jew Welcome Station)>
> Welcome Guy: Welcome to Jewbilee. You folks find it okay?>
> Gerald: Yeah, actually we saw a bear a few miles back.>> Kyle: He was huge.>
> Welcome Guy: Yeah. We spotted him a few days ago. Nothing to worry about,
though. Your boys are safe with us.>> Sheila: I'm sure they are.>
> Gerald: We'll be back to pick you up after the meteor shower party, boys.>
> Sheila: Goodbye, boys! Kyle and Ike, you be safe! And Kenny?>> Kenny: Mmmhmm?>
> Sheila: Try and act Jewish.>> (Sheila and Gerald drive off)>
> Kenny: How do I do that?>
> Squirt Leader: Come on, Squirts, we're meeting over here.>> Kyle: Who are you?
>> Squirt Leader: I'm the Squirt Leader. I don't want to be the Squirt
Leader, but I don't have a choice. It's the only was I can earn my Hushpa(?)
badge. So I've got to spend all night instructing Squirts.>
> Kyle: You have to go with him, Ike.>> Ike: ?>
> Kyle: Don't worry, Ike. Squirts is fun. I'll be right over there in the
next building. (points)>> Ike: ?>
> Squirt Leader: (picking up Ike and dragging him off) Come onnnnn!>
> Guy w/Clipboard: (coming up to Kyle and Kenny) Name?>> Kyle: Kyle Broflovski.>
> Kenny: Kenny McCormick.>> Guy w/Clipboard: What?>
> Kyle: Uh, Kenny McHeinenberg.>
> Guy w/Clipboard: Alright, get to Meshuggana hall. The meeting is already
starting.>> (Kyle and Kenny walk by the Chamber of Elders)>> Kenny: What's this?
>> Kyle: This is where the elders meet. Nobody's allowed to go in there when
they're having a meeting.>> (inside the Chamber of Elders, subtitling)
> *I have no idea how to spell any of these words*>
> Leader Guy: Pahlalah hazi. Pamakah desh mako. (NOW GATHER US, THE ELDERS.)
Pega nazzou kwana zeekae. Hakalah. (ON THIS MOST HOLY OF NIGHTS.)>
> Elders: Makhaleelah. Emosae. (PRAISE MOSES.)>
> Leader Guy: I want to welcome you all. Though we each come from a
different sects of Judaism, on this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses
as one. Yenanae korae. Leirupishoe. (MAY ALL THE POWER OF MOSES SHOW US THE
WAY...) Now, let us introduce ourselves.>
> Elder Karn: Elder Karn from the orthodox synagogue.>
> Elder Harris: Elder Harris from the hedisic sect.>
> Elder Garth: Elder Garth from the synagogue of Anti-Semites.>
> (the Leader Guy says looks confused)>
> Leader Guy: I.. don't.. believe I've heard of the Anti_Semitic sect of
Judaism before.>> Elder Garth: We're new.>> (Squirt's Lair)>
> Squirt Leader: Okay, Squirts. The elders have given us a very important
task tonight. We're all to make macaroni pictures (hold up a macaroni star
of David) like this one using dry macaroni and paper and glue.>
> (the Squirts stare)>> Squirt: How come we have to make macaroni pictures?>
> Squirt Leader: Because that's what Squirts do, now shut your pie hole!>
> (Squirts stare)>> Squirt: (to Ike) What's your name?>> Ike: No.>
> Squirt: How come your head is so funny-looking?(?)>> Ike: Uh-oh.>
> (Ike looks out the window and sees Kyle and Kenny walk by)>
> (the Jew Scouts Meeting Hall)>
> Speaker Guy: And that's how we'll be making tonight's crafts. So you see,
Scouts, all you need is a bar of soap and a dull knife, and then you can
make nifty soap sculptures like these. (holds up giraffe sculpture) Here's a
giraffe. (holds up cloud sculpture) And here's a cloud. You can all pick up
your bars of soap later on as we'll all be making soap sculptures tonight.
Now, this year we are pleased to announce Jewbilee has grown to over
one-hundred Jew Scouts from all around the country. All new inductees raise
your hands.>> (inductees raise their hands)>
> Kyle: That's you, Kenny. Raise your hand.>
> (shots of the new inductees, passes by a Oriental kid, goes back to the
Oriental kid)>> Speaker Guy: Ah.. Yes. And what is your name, young man?>
> Oriental Kid: Chinichi.>
> Speaker Guy: Oh... wonderful. Uh, C-could you run out and grab some.. some
of those candles for us?>
> (the Oriental kid gets up and walks out, the guy by the door shuts and
locks it)>
> Speaker Guy: There we go. Now I would like all the new inductees to step
foward please.>> (they do so)>
> Kyle: This part kinda sucks, Kenny, but don't screw it up.>
> Speaker Guy: Raise your left hand and repeat after me. I pledge to be a
Jew Scout.>> New Inductees: I pledge to be a Jew Scout.>
> Speaker Guy: My honor wide and true.>> New Inductees: My honor wide and true.>
> Speaker Guy: I am proud to be a Jew Scout.>
> New Inductees: I am proud to be a Jew Scout.>
> Speaker Guy: Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.>
> New Inductees: Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.>
> (the speaker guy has a large bell and rings it on the kids' heads)>
> Speaker Guy: Nahit kayan.>> Kid 1: Nahit kayan. (bell rings)>
> Speaker Guy: Nahit kayan.>
> Kid 2: Nahit kayan. (bell rings, kid runs off crying)>
> Speaker Guy: Nahit kayan.>
> Kenny: Nahit kayan. (ducks when the bell is rung and laughs)>
> (Kenny starts to walk off, the speaker guy catches him and rings the bell
repeatedly)>> (Squirt's Lair)>
> Squirt Leader: Okay, Squirts, lets see what you made macaroni pictures of.
Ishmael?>> Ishmael: Apple. (holds up picture)>> Squirt Leader: Good. Matthew?>
> Matthew: Cat. (holds up picture)>> Squirt Leader: Joseph?>
> Joseph: Triangle. (holds up picture)>> Squirt Leader: Okay. Ike?>
> Ike: Cool picture. (holds up a macaroni Last Supper)>
> Squirt Leader: Eh! You don't make a macaroni picture of The Last Supper at
a Jewish camp!>> (the bear is heard)>> Squirt Leader: What the jeeze?>
> (the bear rummages through trash cans)>
> Squirt Leader: Oh, my God! It's that bear they've been talking about! (he
and the Squirts go outside) Where'd it go? Squirts, go grab your gear. We're
gonna go hunt us a bear. Then I'll get my Hushpa(?) badge for sure.>
> (Chamber of Elders)>
> Leader Guy: Alayhim hav nurim. Ashashava lao lenu. (TONIGHT FOR THE METEOR
SHOWER, WE WILL PRAY TO MOSES.) Hokadosh beruku oh mashay hatray. (THEN WE
WILL GIVE MOSES THANKS.)>
> Elder Garth: Oh, enough already. What has Moses ever done for us?>
> Leader Guy: All sects of Judaism follow the words of Moses.>
> Elder Garth: Not mine. Tonight's meteor shower is a sign of the new times.
We should use it to pray to Haman and enter into a new millenium phase-->
> Leader Guy: Enough elder. You will not speak the name of Haman here!>
> Elder Garth: All you ever do is worship Moses, but it says in the Book of
Centuries that Haman will one day lead the Jews.>
> Elder Harris: We pray to Moses here, elder.>
> Elder Garth: If you guys love Moses so much, why don't you marry him?>
> Leader Guy: We accept all denominitations of Judaism here at Scouts,
elder, but your synagogue of Anti-Semites is too strange. Get out and do not
return. You are no longer welcome here.>
> Elder Garth: Fine! (leaves, stops at door) Jewbilee is the time of Haman!
You will all see how wrong you are very soon when Haman returns from the
ninth tower of disillusionment and turn Moses and all his followers into
pillars of dust that would cry for their petty lives, but can't having
recently been turned into dust and all. You will see! You will see this very
night! (leaves)>> Leader Guy: Hello..>
> (the Jew Scouts are all gathered around a campfire)>
> Kyle: Come on, Kenny. You have to get in the circle.>
> Kenny: What the fuck are we doin'?>
> Kyle: This is when we all stand in the circle and pray to Moses for
guidance during Jewbilee.>> Kenny: (laughs) This is stupid!>
> Kyle: It is not stupid, Kenny! This is my faith and you shouldn't make fun
of it!>
> Leader Guy: Alright, Jew Scouts, the meteor shower will start soon. Lets
pray to Moses for guidance.>> (everyone closes the eyes)>
> Leader Guy: Moses, great leader, on this blessed night of Jewbilee, we ask
for your tutiledge(?).>
> All: May the teachings of Moses fill our ears and our hearts respectively.>
> Leader Guy: Ommmmm..>> All: Ommmmm...>
> (Elder Garth is hiding behind a tree near the fire)>
> Elder Garth: Stupid assholes. Moses isn't gonna teach them anything. Do
not fear, Haman. This night shall be yours and the Anti-Semitic Jews will
once again rule the earth.>> (woods)>
> Squirt Leader: (singing) We are Squirts. We are Squirts. We're so (?) that
it hurts. When we get older, we'll be Scouts, but until then we are Squirts.
Eh! (sees the bear) There he is, Squirts. Okay, Squirts. Remember the plan.
Immobilize and attack. Matthew, you immobilize the bear with the net. Then
Echo Team, run up and attack it with your squirt guns. Don't get too close,
now. Just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear.>
> (Matthew goes up to the bear dragging a net)>> Squirt Leader: Now!>
> (Matthew throws the net over himself)>
> Matthew: Oh, (?) (the bear picks up the net in his mouth and carries
Matthew away) No!>
> Squirt Leader: Oh, no. Oh, God! Oh, the bear took a Squirt. Oh, I'm gonna
get it now.>> (back at the fire)>> All: Ommmmmm....>> Kenny: ?>
> Kyle: Shh. Shut up, Kenny!>
> (the fire glows green, a giant rainbow colored head appears out of thefire)>
> Kenny: What the fuck is that!?>> Kyle: That's Moses, stupid!>
> Leader Guy: Great Moses, we your most loyal followers want to thank you a
lot for coming.>
> Moses: The hour of Jewbilee is near. Let all debts be forgiven and all
slaves freed. Ahhhhhhhhh....>> All: Ahhhhhhh....>
> Leader Guy: Alright, Scouts, lets all show Moses our soap sculptures so
that he may rejoyce and be pleased.>
> (the Scouts give their sculptures to Moses)>> Kyle: It's a duck.>
> (Kenny starts carving his)>
> Elder Garth: (reading) "And it was fortold that the spirit of Moses will
finally rest when his spirit was imprisoned by Haman in a conch shell of
blind faith." A conch shell. Like this one. (holds up the shell)>
> Leader Guy: Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures.
They should be here any second. (to another guy) Where the hell are the
Squirts? (guy shrugs) We need those macaroni pictures for Moses right now!>
> (woods)>
> Squirt Leader: Well, we'll just see how Mr. Bear likes rat poison. That
ought to be enough to kill a stupid bear. Okay! Raise the tray!>
> (the Squirts pull on the rope)>
> Squirt Leader: Hushpa(?) badge, here I come! (bear comes in sight) Yikes!
Okay, here he comes. Easy now. Easy Squirts. Okay Squirts, lower the tray.
That's it. That's it, you God damned stupid bear face.>
> (the bear steps on the tray and the Squirt holding the rope flies over to
the bear)>> Squirt Leader: Eh!>> (the bear picks up the kid and takes off)>
> Squirt Leader: Jesus (?), he's got another Squirt!>> Ike: ?>
> Squirt Leader: You think you can stop me from getting my Hushpa(?) badge,
you stupid bear!? Think again!>> (fire, everone is singing Kumbayah)>
> Leader Guy: Great and honorable Moses, what do you desire from us, your
children?>> Moses: I desire....... I desire.. Macaroni pictures.>
> Leader Guy: Yes. Yes, the macaroni pictures are coming right away. Uh,
anything else you want from us, oh great leader of the people?>
> Moses: I desire popcorn necklaces.>
> Leader Guy: You heard him. Get to making popcorn necklaces right away. All
you need is some popcorn and a needle and thread.>
> (Kenny finishes carving his scupture. It's a miniature of himself)>
> Moses: Halt. There is an impurity.>> Elder Garth: Oh, no. He's onto me, Haman.
>> All: Eh!>> Leader Guy: An impurity, Moses?>
> Moses: This child here is not kosher.>> Kenny: Uh, oh.>
> (everyone surrounds Kenny)>> Kenny: ?>> Kyle: Don't worry. I know what to do.>
> Leader Guy: Scout Broflovski, have you defiled Jew Scouts by bringing a
non-Hebrew to Jewbilee?>
> Kyle: Elder,... It's not my fault. He told me he was Jewish.>> Kenny: What!?>
> Leader Guy: A non-Jew has infiltrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face
of Moses. He must be delt with.>> Kenny: ?>
> Leader Guy: You are banished from here. You must leave before the great
eating of carrot cake.>> Kenny: What!?>> Kyle: He doens't get cake!?>
> Moses: No cake for the impurity.>
> Leader Guy: Go now. You do not belong here. (Kenny walks off)>
> Moses: Ohhhhhhh!>> Elder Garth: (chanting some stuff)>
> Leader Guy: Elder! What are you doing?>> Elder Garth: (chanting)>
> Guy: He's reading from the Book of Haman.>
> Elder Garth: Into the conch shell, Moses!>> Moses: ?>
> Elder Garth: And there you shall stay. Trapped for all eternity.>
> Leader Guy: Elder, what have you done?>
> Elder Garth: I told you the meteor shower is the time of Haman. I am
running Jewbilee now!>> Guy: Release Moses now!>
> Elder Garth: (pulls out a gun) I don't think so.>> All: Eh!>
> Scout: When do you get to eat carrot cake?>
> Elder Garth: Now, all of you into that building or I'll shoot you where
you stand.>> Leader Guy: Elder, you cannot mean-->> Elder Garth: Move!>
> (they go into the building. Kenny watches from behind a tree. Garth stand
in front of the fire)>> Elder Garth: Now! Now, Haman! Your time has come!>
> Kyle: Dude! What the hell is going on!?>
> Leader Guy: If he summons Haman, we will all be destroyed.>> Kenny: Oh, no.>
> (woods)>
> Squirt Leader: (singing) "We are Jew Squirts. We know Jewish. Snix snix,
snadda snadda, snix snix, snadda snadda, do do do do do." Halt, Squirts!
This is where we'll set our trap. Everyone remember your squadrons. Alpha 5
and Tehm(?) 7 will be on recon team. Alpha will take left flank and flush
the bear out of Sector 2. (?) I want constant contact between all squad
leaders. We'll flush him out then we'll attack him! (the bear comes up
behind them and carries off a Squirt) Remember, this is only a bear. All
we've got to do it stick together and we can spend the rest of the night
making bear sandwitches..... Where's Ishmael?>> Ike: No.>
> Squirt Leader: God damn it! You stupid God damn son-of-a-bear! You've
taken your last Squirt, you hear me!?>> (fire)>
> Elder Garth: (reading) "And the ancient one looked upon Haman as the new
leader of the people. And it was the night that stars flew around the sky."
(the shower starts) Yes! Yes!>
> Leader Guy: If he summons Haman, that will be the end of everything we
hold dear.>> Scout: I wanna go home.>
> (road, Kenny is running along the side of it, a car drives up)>
> Kenny: Help! (the car drives by, thr ATF van comes) Help! Help! Hey! (?)
(a bunch of other ATF vans drive by) (?)>> (woods)>
> Squirt Leader: That bear thinks he can outsmart me. Well, I'm not gonna
let a stupid bear--Eh--Halt! Look over there! It's one of the Squirts the
bear took! Maybe he's okay! (upon closer inspection, the Squirt turns out to
be a log in a Squirt uniform, the Squirt Leader stares at it for a while)
It's a trap! (the Squirts are caught in a big net, the bear comes and drags
them away) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Okay, bear! That does it! You wanna
kill all the Squirts!? You can have 'em! I give up! I don't need my
Hushpa(?) badge or Jew Scouts, or any of this crap! Forget it!>> (fire)>
> Elder Garth: (reading) "Let the new tide turn! Let Haman rule the people
once again!">> Leader Guy: No!>> (Kenny watches from behind a bush)>
> Elder Garth: We await your return, Haman! Your passage is safe fromenemies!>
> (the bear comes annd takes Kenny)>
> (the Leader Guy tries to break down the door)>> Leader Guy: It's hopeless.>
> Guy: Haman will be summoned and we will be forced to obey him or die.>
> Other Guy: I-I'm fine with obeying.>
> Guy: Yeah. Obeying should work out swell.>
> Kyle: Don't worry, you guys. He forgot about Kenny. Kenny will help us.>
> Guy: How?>> Kyle: Kenny will find a way.>
> (bear cave, the Squirts are sitting beside a bear cub)>
> Squirt: Hey. Welcome to the party. See this little bear cub? It's hisbirthday.
>> Another Squirt: Yeah. So his mommy brought us all over to play with him.>
> Kenny: Awe.>> (the bear licks one of the Squirts)>> Kenny: ?>
> Squirt: They are? Uh,oh.>> Kenny: ?>
> Squirt: Come on, Squirts. We have to go help them.>> All: Yeah. (they go)>
> (camps)>
> Squirt Leader: Elder Swartz? I lost the Squirts. I lost all the Squirts.
But screw you! I don't need your Hushpa(?) badge anyway! Hello?>
> Leader Guy: Schlomo! Get us out of here!>
> Squirt Leader: What the jeez? What are you guys doin' in there?>
> Leader Guy: Get the keys and unlock the door.>> Squirt Leader: What?>
> Leader Guy: Get the keys and unlock the door!>
> Squirt Leader: I lost the Squirts!>> (Elder Garth comes up behind him)>
> Leader Guy: Look out!>> Squirt Leader: Huh?>> Elder Garth: Don't move!>
> Squirt Leader: Oh, jiminy gravy(?) what is this!?>

> Elder Garth: The summoning of Haman, fool! The awakening of a new kingdom? !>
> Squirt Leader: You can't wake Haman! What would Moses say?>
> Elder Garth: Moses is trapped for all eternity in the conch of blindfaith.>
> Squirt Leader: (sees the shell) Oh, no you don't! (Garth shoots him) Eh!Owww!>
> Elder Garth: Enough of this wasted time! (goes back to the fire and reads)
"Haman! The great summoning is done! Upon these words let your spirit come!
Einic(?)! Poshe(?)!">> Leader Guy: It is lost.>
> Elder Garth: (reading) "Ziak(?)! Kareem(?)!" (Kenny comes up behind him)>
> Kenny: Whoohoo! (takes the book)>> Elder Garth: Hey! Give that back!>
> Leader Guy: It's the Squirts!>> Kyle: Go Ike!>
> Leader Guy: Unlock the door, Squirts. The keys are up there.>
> Guy: They'll never reach.>> Squirt: Squirts, fall in. Chinese formation.>
> Squirts: Hup hup etc. (the stand on top of each other)>
> Elder Garth: (pushes Kenny) Give me that book!>> Kenny: Ow!>
> Elder Garth: (kicks Kenny) Haman will deal with you! (kicks him again)>
> Squirts: Hup hup etc. (Ike gets the keys and unlocks the door)>
> Guy: oh, no! It's too late!>> Elder Garth: (reading) "Ramat(?)! Goood(?)!">
> (lightning strikes, the bear picks up the conch shell and brings it to
Kenny, red eyes appear in the sky)>> Kyle: What is that?>
> Leader Guy: It's Haman.>> Elder Garth: Yes! Yes!>
> (Kenny tries to crack the shell open on a rock and a tree)>
> Haman: Free! Free to hunt(?) those that imprisoned me!>
> Elder Garth: Haman! It's me, Garth! I freed you!>
> Kyle: Look! (Kenny is still trying to crack open the shell)>
> Kenny: It's okay! I'll use my head!>> Kyle: Kenny! Nooooo!>
> (Kenny cracks it with his head, Moses comes out)>> Haman: Moses! Nooooo!>
> Elder Garth: Nooooo! ? Nooooo!>
> (Moses kills Haman and returns to his place in the fire)>
> Elder Garth: Moses, I.. I apologize for the inconvenience. You see I was
just, uh-->> Moses: Die! (beams of light come out of his eyes and kill Garth)>
> Elder Garth: No!>> All: Yay!>> Kyle: Kenny!>
> Guy: That blow to his head must have killed him.>
> Other Guy: He saved us. He saved all the Jews.>
> Kyle: You know, I think we all learned something today. It's fine to have
your own beliefs and your own traditions, but as soon as you start excluding
people from youe ways, only because of their race, you become seprative.
Being a seprative sucks ass.>
> Guy: We've learned a lot from you and your great friend Kenny.>
> Moses: Every year we shall gather near this special place and bring Kenny
tidings of soap sculptures and macaroni pictures.>> Guy: Yes.>
> Moses: And those little shaker things where you put beans inside of paper
plates that are glued together.>> Guy: Paper plate bean shakers.>
> Moses: And let us put patterns of glue on the out side of those paper
plates so we can then pour glitter on the so they look nice and sparkly.>
> Leader Guy: You heard him Scouts. Lets get to work.>> (end)

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