Gob interview for EdgeFest 

Oh those punk rock kids. When we caught up with those hooligans from gob 
they were in prime shape - making fart noises, burping, etc. - for the 
smart-ass questions we had for 'em. Here's some of the things Theo and 
Craig had to say to us. 

Boxers, briefs, panties or nothing? 

Tom - All of the above.
Craig - Edible. 

Favourite Simpsons quote? 

Craig - "My cats breath smells like cat food"-Ralph Wiggim
Theo - "English. Who needs English. Like I'm ever gonna go there."-Homer 

Greatest rock moment as an audience member? 

Craig - I got to roll up the Ratt banner at one of their shows.
Theo - I met Steven Tyler. Eddie Van Halen at LAX Airport. 

Greatest rock moment onstage? 

Craig - Didn't Tom fall off the stage once. Every night. 

Who's the biggest poser in rock 'n' roll? 

Craig - Us and Ricky Martin.
Theo - Wouldn't that be us? 

Favourite Rush album, and why? 

Craig - I dated their manager's daughter.
Theo - I've never owned a Rush record. 

Hottest babe and/or hunk in Hollywood? 

Craig - Gwyneth Paltrow, Catherine Zeta Jones.
Theo - Salma Hayek. 

What's the one album to listen to if you want to be a rock star? 

Craig - AC/DC Back In Black, Gun 'n Roses Apetite For Destruction. 

Worst album you've ever heard? 

Theo - That new album by Sky, boy bands.
Craig - Sugar Ray. 

Favourite '80s song? 

Theo - Billy Idol "White Wedding."
Craig - We really like '80s dancing. "Video Killed The Radio Star." 

Where'll you be at midnight on December 31, 1999? 

Theo - We're gonna go to New York and take out the big apple. We're gonna 
ride the apple nude. 

Favourite fast-food snack? 

Theo - Slurpee.
Craig - Slurpee. 

Give us a Marilyn Manson make-up tip. 

Craig - Lose it. 

What's the stupidest band name you've ever heard? 

Theo - Sky.
Craig - gob.
Theo - finger eleven. Their music sucks Rainbow Butt Monkeys. 

What's your favourite rock star move/pose? 

Theo - Tom's Cinderella rock spin.
Craig - The Keith Richards kick.
Theo - The Super Mario Squisher with Spider Man dance. 

Who's got the cutest butt on the EdgeFest 99 tour? 

Craig - All the guys in Moist.
Theo - Edwin.
Craig - The guys in Wide Mouth Mason. 

How punk is Terry David Mulligan? 

Theo - On a scale of 1 to 10, he's about an 8.
Craig - I'd say he's about an 11. 

So what's the deal with you guys and felt markers? 

Theo - I remember guys passing out and getting extra felt pen marks. Tom 
once passed out after a show, he had a couple beers or something, and he 
woke up with "I love guys," "666" and that stuff on him. He got the special 
Curly Dude Moustache. 

Did it looked like Rollie Fingers'? 

Yeah.