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1964 Class Will
We, the Senior Class of 1964, being of sound mind and body, do hereby declare this our last will and testament.
To Mrs. Smith, we will the $14 worth of candy we ‘lost.’
To Mr. Watkins, we will our three inch collars and do hereby confer upon him the title of “Grand Master, Decatur Chapter of the HHR.”
To the Freshmen, we will our parking places on Lover’s Lane. They use them all the time anyway.
To the Sophomores, we will the many fights we’ve had (boys against girls).
To the Juniors, we will the following:
I, Clark Brewer, will my curly hair and basketball ability to Terry Pickell.
I, Carol Cooper, will my quiet little laugh to Ethelyn Davis.
I, Jene Hightree, will my old cigarette butts to Lillian Hayes.
I, John Hightree, will my hot-rodding ability to Sandy Tenney.
I, Ray Hightree, will my exciting love life to Daryl Farrens.
I, Wayne Hightree, will my red letter sweater to Pat Sparks. Now she’ll have a matched set.
I, Karen Malloy, will my piano playing ability to Perk Lewis.
I, Joe Mussack, will my talking ability to Dianne Ferguson and Della Greve. There’s enough for both of them.
I, Ruth Ann Nemer, will my ability to drive ’59 white Fords to Mary Hopkins.
I, David Ogden, will my Atlas muscles to John Small.
I, Lorraine Parker, will my ability to rat hair to Gracie Dale.
I, Sandi Robinson, will my shyness with the opposite sex to Dave Ferguson.
I, Nancy Rogers, will Richard to anyone who will trade even up for a diamond.
I, Terry Smith, will my ability to look collected when I smoke to Jim Maryott.
I, Mavis Stafford, will the height and weight I never had to Phil Worley.
I, Elmer Swanson, will my naturally curly hair to Paul Richards.
I, Karen True, will my broken gearshift to Ronnie Tenney as a warning against snap shifting.
I, Terry Taylor, will my ability to show women who’s boss to Butch Uehling.
We, the Senior boys, will all the dirty pictures we have drawn to Aletha Parker.
“Headlines” 1974
“Clark Brewer takes Eugene Voss’s place as Decatur’s math teacher.”
“Carol Cooper, R.N., sets record for number of patients who died laughing.”
“Jene Hightree becomes Highway Patrolman.”
“John Hightree invents first cow-catcher for a car.”
“Ray Hightree plays title role in HAMlet.”
“Wayne Hightree, famous mathematician, figures out a formula for a shorter route to Lyons.”
“Bugs Malloy joins the Beatles.”
“Joe Mussack, world famous psychiatrist, retires to guide sightseeing tours through Kansas City.”
“Ruth Ann Nemer opens Vicks factory.”
“Dave Ogden becomes skinny enough to be one of the strings on Elvis’s guitar.”
“Lorraine Parker becomes cigarette girl for a Kansas City night-club.”
"Sandi Robinson turns out to be world’s greatest poker player.”
“Nancy Rogers sings hit record, ‘I Wanta Get Married’.”
“Terry Smith serving last year of sentence at Leavenworth for forgery of one high school diploma.”
“Mavis Stafford joins circus as fat lady.”
“Elmer Swanson becomes the first man to get to the moon in a used car.”
“Terry Taylor accepts job as foreman at the Larsen ranch.”
“Karen True makes a career of sitting in hotel rooms watching midnight movies.”
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