The Fireworks explode to signal the start of another block of EAW action! Signs in the crowd include "SAVE SMACKDOWN!", "HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY, ARIEL!", "IT'S FRICKEN HOT OUT THERE!", "ATLANTIS IS THE DESERT QUEEN!", "ERICA: AMERICAN SEXINESS!", "DOGG IS MY HERO!", "KICK ASS, AYANE!", and various others.

Dogg: From the hot desert of Planet Gunsmoke, we are here for High Calibur! I'm the D-O-DOUBLE G...right now I'm all alone at the booth, but I'm about to be joined by our special commentator for this evening...

"Baseline" cues up in the arena now, and the crowd cheers as...well, two sexily dressed Cat-girls come out first, dancing a bit, then point to the entryway.

Capetta: Ladies and gentlemen, the color commentator for the evening, being accompanied by Felicia and Cleo...EAW Booking Committee member...SEIJIMEI KUROIDO!

Dogg: And this EAW Booker decided he wanted to personally watch tonight's show here at the booth, and no one was really against it in the offices. Seijimei coming to the ring with his...female friends here...and they're looking so fine, that this Dogg is in heat.

Seijimei goes over to the table now, he hugs his girls when he's near it, they kiss and lick his cheeks, then go to the back, before he has a seat.

Seijimei: Ah, it's good to be here...Dogg, you look upset.

Dogg: Well, I WAS kinda hoping they'd stay for the show.

Seijimei: Heh. Well, maybe another time. For now, we have a great night of action...

Dogg: That's right...double main event tonight, Michael Connelly in a non-title match with Erica Angel, plus the debut of a new title.

Seijimei: And I'm pulling for EAW to get the Trans-Global title before nWo can enjoy it.

Dogg: But first, here's our opening contest!

TURN IT UP!

"Bangin' It" by WWF/E productions plays in the arena, and the crowd reaction is mixed at the entrance of the next competitor.

Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a 20-Minute Time Limit. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennessee, standing 5'11" tall and weighing in at 222 pounds, GRANDMASTER SEXAY!

Dogg: And we're going to start this show with the debut match of our version of Dude Love...and an interesting choice of opponent for him to start off with in the recently fired from WWE Grandmaster Sexay.

Seijimei: Well, despite being fired, Sexay is a pretty good worker out there in the ring. Former Tag Team Champion, great cruiserweight...and he can dance pretty good too.

Dogg: Not as good as me...but be that the case, Grandmaster is in the ring...and I expect a negative reaction about to come up very shortly...

"Magic Carpet Ride" cues up in the arena now, and the crowd reaction is negative as the participant with this music makes his way to the ring.

Capetta: And his opponent, making his EAW debut, from Truth or Consequences, New Mexico...standing 6'2" tall and weighing in 275 pounds...DUDE LOVE!

Dogg: And Dude Love coming to the ring, a big smile on his face. You have to wonder what exactly is on Dude's mind right now.

Seijimei: I'm not exactly sure, to be honest. If this was the WWE Mick Foley, I could tell you. This Foley I have no clue though.

Dogg: Well I know Foley pretty well, I've faced him both with him as Cactus Jack and Mankind, and I can tell you no matter what form of him, he's a dangerous man.

Seijimei: This Foley seems more...jovial...than those versions though.

Dogg: That could be. Dude sliding in the ring, and dancing a bit...but Sexay goes to tackle Love before the bell rings!

Sexay pounds away at Dude Love before Dude can get completely in the ring, and continues to work away at the back of the neck. Sexay tosses Dude into the ropes, Dude ducks a clothesline, stops in his tracks, and catches Sexay with a bodyslam...landing his full bodyweight onto the former Too Cool member. Dude gets up after this, and starts to repeatedly drop elbows into the chest of Sexay, using all of his bodyweight. Dude then gets up, and struts a little bit...smile still on his face at what he's doing. He goes back over to Sexay, who tries rolling him up for a pin, but only manages to get a 1 count on Dude. Dude gets back up to his feet, and gets caught by a dropkick by Sexay, sending Love into the corner. Sexay runs in, attempting a body splash in the corner, but Dude moves out of the way, and Sexay hits his head on the ring post as he comes in. Dude waits a bit, and when Sexay is in position, hits him with the Cactus Clothesline...or as he calls it, the Loverline. Dude dances a bit outside of the ring while Sexay starts recovering...and Dude catches him with swinging neckbreaker on the arena floor. Dude smiles...climbing up onto the apron, and raising his arm in the air, seemingly going to drop his elbow onto GMS from the apron...but stops just before jumping, shaking his head, and just jumps off with a double stomp onto the chest of Grandmaster.

Dogg: Dude Love in total control of Grandmaster Sexay right now, and he faked out the Apron Elbowdrop there.

Seijimei: Apparently, he likes to save that move for special occasions, and now Love rolling Sexay back into the ring, and strutting his way back into the ring now.

Dogg: Look at this now, Dude just waiting for Sexay to get back up to his feet...and there's the mandible claw!

Seijimei: Or as he calls it, the Love Handle. And he's got it locked hard on GMS!

Dogg: Sexay trying to struggle out of the move...but to no avail! And Sexay passes out from the pain!

Capetta: Here is your winner, DUDE LOVE!

Dogg: Dude Love with a win here tonight on High Calibur, and if he's right about what he says, this could be the beginning of a long successful career for him.

Seijimei: Now Dude dancing like crazy here...

Dogg: And now some girls he probably paid off climbing over the railings...his so called Dudettes getting in the ring to dance with The Dude.

Seijimei: Well, if you all think these girls are good looking, wait until you see what we have next...

Dogg: That's right, after the break, it's newcomer female Marianna going one on one with Atlantis! Don't go away!

"Hey Ya" by Outkast is playing as we return from break, and the manager/valet of the World Champion is making her way to the ring.

Dogg: Welcome back to High Calibur everyone, Dogg here with Seij, and we're about to have a rather...unique match here.

Seijimei: That's right...we're doing a fluffer match, but who cares? It's Atlantis vs. newcomer Marianna in a Japanese Schoolgirl Bra and Panties match...and look at Atlantis modeling the outfit.

Dogg: Though I'm sure in your own personal opinion, it'd be better if it were two catgirls, right?

Seijimei: Well, true. But still.

Dogg: All right, Atlantis in the ring now, and it's time for this newcomer to come out...

"Feel So Numb" by Rob Zombie cues up now, signaling the next participant.

Capetta: And her opponent, from Tampa, Florida...standing 6' tall and weighing in at 195 pounds...MARIANNA!

Dogg: Damn, this girl is near Chyna's build from back in the day. Atlantis looks to be out-matched here...

Seijimei: Despite that, Marianna seems to fill out that schoolgirl's outfit she's forced to wear well. Though...she does have a familiarity about her. I can't quite place it.

Dogg: Marianna in the ring now...she doesn't look TOO thrilled about participating in this match, but she's gonna have to go through it. There's the bell!

Dogg: Atlantis actually taunting Marianna a bit, thinking that this girl is just a rookie with no skills. Bad judgment all if you ask me, Seijimei.

Seijimei: And Marianna proves just how bad by pushing Atlantis down onto her butt! That may wake Atlantis up a bit...

Dogg: Atlantis going in now, and getting into a pushing contest with Marianna...probably not the best idea right now!

Seijimei: No it isn't...Marianna grabbing Atlantis' top now, and shoves her with a free hand! The top is gone!

Dogg: Marianna is halfway to victory over Atlantis right now, and Atlantis sliding out of the ring to regroup. I don’t think that Atlantis knew quite what she was getting herself into here.

Seijimei: Well, she knows now, and here comes Marianna to continue...but Atlantis raking the eyes of Marianna...and ripping off Marianna's dress on the outside!

Dogg: The sides are even in this match now, and Marianna trying to cover her lower garments up with her hand for some reason. Maybe she's just a bit embarrassed due to this being her first time out there.

Seijimei: Whatever the case, Atlantis getting into the ring now, and she's diving towards Marianna, but there's too much of a weight difference between the two.

Dogg: Marianna just SHOVING Atlantis off of her with ease, and Atlantis hitting the mat hard. Marianna waiting for Atlantis to get up now...something on her face says she's about to do something she doesn't want to.

Seijimei: And a HARD roundhouse kick to the head by Marianna! Atlantis is dropped hard to the mat!

Dogg: Marianna sighing a bit, and now ripping the dress of Atlantis. This match is now over!

Capetta: The Winner of this bout, MARIANNA!

Dogg: Quick night for this newcomer...and now she's going to help Atlantis up...Atlantis pulling away though, she doesn't look happy at all!

Seijimei: She looks really upset, and is leaving Marianna in the ring alone...there's more to this than we know...

Dogg: Indeed...whatever is up here, we're only left to wonder.

Seijimei: Don't wonder TOO much, Dogg, it might distract you from our next match!

Dogg: That's right, off course. After the break, a big chance for Erica Angel, as she goes against nWo Wolfpack member an the World Champion Michael Connelly. Don't go away, we'll be back!

A saloon is nestled peacefully off of one of the main cities, where it provides a nice, cool, dark watering hole for most strangers and travellers passing through the area. There is one patron in particular keeping to himself, drinking quietly off in the corner, sipping at a drink quietly while occasionally glancing up at the door. The doors to the saloon swing open... and in walks a man clad all in a black leather motorcycle attire, complete with a helmet that hides his face. Calmly, he scans the saloon. There are a couple people sitting around here, two ladies in ponchos sitting with a man in a red trenchcoat occupy a table off to one side of the bar. A few other patrons eat quietly along the bar, while the man off in the corner eyes him carefully. The bartender, a fat, balding man with a moustache looks the newcomer over for a moment, then asks "What'll ya have, stranger?"

"I don't suppose sake exists on this world. Does it?" he mutters.

".... Sah Kay? We have whiskey and water, feller, and if you want to stay indoors, it better not be water..."

"... fine. I'll have whiskey. Afterwards." The helmed man walks towards the rather unsavory character in the corner. "... Black Jack Carrigan, I presume."

The man spits a gob of tobacco into a tankard, leaning back in the seat as he looks up at the figure. "And if I am?"

"Then we will have words." The man says. "You are a thief. A murderer."

Black Jack Carrigan spits again. "You some kinda bounty hunter or somethin'?"

"I am a warrior of justice. Vengeance..." he flips up the visor of his helmet, letting the man see the skull-like sockets of his eyes. "Money is of no consequence to me."

"What the hell?" Black Jack begins to draw the firearm at his side. The man... merely cocks his head. "I am Ryokami. And I shall sacrifice myself to the blood of criminals."

The man seems much more confident now that he has a gun trained on this man. Most of the other people in the bar get up and bolt, leaving the bar nearly empty except for the barkeep and the three mentioned earlier. "You're dead!" he shouts and he opens fire and shoots three times for the heart. Ryokami jerks back, the bullets hitting square and true, geysers of blood erupting from his back as he twists back. Then he... laughs...?

Black Jack seems more than rather spooked at that point, pumping the last three shots into his so-called victim. The bullets enter his back, exit out his chest. Suddenly he turns back around, helmet coming off, and Black Jack and everyone else sees his face, and he screams at him!! "AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!" He then grins. "Are we scared?"

Black Jack certainly is, since he backpedals and falls backwards through the table he was sitting at. He hurriedly begins reloading the revolver, trying not to look at the horrifying visage. "You know that old saying... 'don't bring a knife to a gunfight?'" Ryokami reaches into his jacket, extracting twin gothically designed daggers. "It doesn't apply to an immortal." And it looks like the man is hardly a threat at this point. He's a quivering ball of jelly, and hes shaking so hard the one bullet he managed to get in the gun is probably more of a threat to others.

"... pathetic..." Ryokami says... then he drops down, the blades very clrose to Black Jack's throat. "But then, were your victims pathetic? Did they deserve their fate? No.. but YOU do. Yes... you. Deserve. Every. THING!!!" He screams that last word, using sheer intimidation. And Black Jack seems much more... pungent than he did at the beginning of the intimidation. Hes weeping and snivelling, and all in all, rather pathetic looking, especially when the gun clatters to his floor.

"Think about that. About this. Because today. You have experienced hell." Ryokami pulls away, sliding the knives back into his jacket, then glances to... something only he can see. "... is it satisfactory?" he asks. He then nods, and turns to walk away. Then pauses, looking to the other three. And they sort of look back. One of the women, the smaller one looks a little frightened, although determined not to show it, while her taller friend looks silent and sorrowful. The man in red just stands there resolutely, unwavering as he watches.

"He'll live. But he will think twice about killing." He pauses for a moment. "... none of you are guilty. You've nothing to fear from me." He goes to walk out of the saloon. "I am merely passing by." The man actually pats him on the shoulder, letting him go.

"..." Ryokami pauses. Then looks back. "... strange."

"That's the word I'd use for it...." the tall woman, Milly, says sheepishly.

"... Yes. For a moment. I feel almost. Vindicated." Ryokami hms softly, cocking his head curiously at the man. "... very... interesting." "Go in peace," the man, Vash, says. " Or at least try to find some. Its what really makes the world go round. "

"..." Ryokami nods solemnly. "... I try. Oh, how I try..." He turns to walk away, mounting a jet black motorcyle, revving it up before tearing off out of the city. "Wait a second," the small woman, Meryl, speaks up. "You're just going to let that... man get away?"

"I could hear the torment in his words, and feel it in his soul," Vash explains. "He's suffering enough." He smiles at her, then goes to help Black Jack, who's still a wreck.

"Hmph!" Meryl sighs, and looks back at the departing dust cloud that marks Ryokami's motorcycle, and for a brief moment, she can hear an eerie siren-like noise, that quickly vanishes. She shivers, then goes to Vash, as does Milly.

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RD: Man, I tell ya, Ryokami's one bad cat! But it looks like he may be softening up there, Seijimei!

Seij: Nonetheless, Road Dogg, Ryokami's one dangerous individual, regardless of which side of the fence he's on. Unpredictable and vicious, and with the power of the Alternate still on his side, that makes him even MORE of a threat.

RD: Believe me, that Alternate stuff's some serious shiznit... don't EVER wanna get tangled in that...

"A.F.U. (Naturally Wired)" suddenly cues up, and out comes the EAW/nWo World Champion, to a chorus of boos.

RD: Michael Connelly makin' his way out to the ring now, not exactly a well-received ovation from the fans, Seij.

Seij: Well, he IS a member of the nWo. Wolfpack nWo, but the nWo nonetheless. Oseiko may not want to fight her husband anymore despite that, and that's good. Still... the EAW Title in the hands of the nWo, either faction, isn't a good thing. It's a shame that this match up next is a non-title one.

RD: Pretty outspoken against the nWo, ain'ch?

Seij: I'm against them. Totally. No secret there, D-O-Double G.

As Code Red enters the ring, his theme fades out, and "Bullets" cues up! Red, white, and blue fireworks explode up above the stage, as Erica Angel steps out, the fans cheering her and chanting "U-S-A!" to the entrance theme.

RD: And here comes the American Angel herself, Seijimei!

Seij: Absolutely! Despite being snubbed out of the Triple Crown Title picture by the nWo, naturally, Erica's still in high spirits in this non-title matchup! Imagine how much of an upset it'd be if Erica actually got a victory against Connelly?

RD: It'd be pretty sweet, Seij, my man! She's already scored an impressive victory against the WWE's Big Show at Holy Wars 2K4! She's proven she can hang with the best! Now she's gonna fight the best here tonight!

Erica slides into the ring, and slips her angel-sleeved trenchcoat off and tosses out the ring, looking to Connelly, confidence in her eyes. Referee David Hebner calls for the bell.

RD: Both individuals meeting at the center...Erica showing sportsmanship here, offering to shake Michael's hand here! Don't know if that's a good idea...

Seij: Probably isn't, considering...

RD: Michael accepts her hand! Shakes it-- OH, and a knee to Erica's gut! A cheap shot!

Seiji: Typical. :/

RD: And Connelly with a back side slam! Erica quickly up-- tripping him! And grabs his legs for a 39 Fire Spin! Mostly a annoyance for Connelly has he quickly gets up-- and Erica with the snap jabs! Uppercut that sends Connelly staggerng back-- Erica sets up-- DANGEROUS QUEEN BOMB!! AND THE PIN!

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Seiji: Impressive thus far but Erica's not gonna beat Code Red that easy. Like it or not, there's a reason why he's champ!

RD: Connelly's quick to get up-- and a reverse suplex!! Erica's up-- spins about-- CLOTHESLINE! Connelly manages to roll with it and-- KICK TO THE GUT! WAIT!! THIS MOVE ALREADY?!

Seiji: CONDITION RED-- NO! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

RD: Erica quickly squeaks out of the move! Wise move from this rising Superstar, there! Connelly charges in-- HAMMER OF JUSTICE-- NO! Code Red quickly avoids THAT move... both opponents seem to have scouted each other well!

Seiji: Without a doubt... Code Red and Erica are both well schooled at this game, the art of human chess, as Larry Zybysko once coined!

RD: Tie-up by both combatants! Erica knees Connelly to get the upper hand--SNAPBREAKER BY ERICA! Mike Sanders or Randy Orton couldn't have done it better! Erica with the pin!

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RD: -- But Connelly kicks out! Both up, jocking for position-- AND A SIDE KICK TO THE HEAD OF ERICA ANGEL! AND CONNELLY WITH A BRIDGE PIN!

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RD: Only a one count! Connely goes for a stomp-- but Erica catches the leg! Gets up-- AND A DRAGON SCREW!! Connelly gets up-- Erica slingshots off the ropes behind him-- AND A CENA-LIKE THROWBACK!!

Seiji: Word life! Sme basic Thugonomics displayed by Erica!

RD: I heard that, dawg! Shining elbow drop to the heart of Connelly while he's down! Erica up on the top rope!! Connely's up! AND-- MOLLY-GO-ROUND!! THE PIN!

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RD: DAMN, only a one count!! Erica measuring Code Red up... and-- KICK-- NO BLOCK! NO!! DRAGON WHIP KICK!!!! AND-- THE SNARE-LOCK! ERICA'S LOCKING ON THE SNARE-LOCK!! CODE RED'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NO WHERE TO GO!!

Seiji: That hold's locked on tight, Road Dogg! It puts a LOT of pressure on the small of the back and on the legs!

RD: Listen to him screaming, Seijimei! He may tap out at any time!! He's slowly crawling to the ropes! But Erica's keeping him away! Can you imagine how Erica'll feel gettng a submission victory against Connelly here tonight?!

Seij: Pretty damn sweet, I bet! Erica's got that hold on... a good minute and a half now! Wait-- she just released it?!

RD: Don't know if THAT'S a good idea... but Connelly's gotta be hurtin' right now. But Erica slingshots to the ropes! AXE BOMBER AND-- MEASURING UP-- THERE IT IS!! HAMMER OF JUSTICE!! AND THE FOLLOW UP-- STARSAULT!!! ERICA WITH THE PIN!

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RD: YES!! ERICA DID IT!! ERICA WITH THE WIN!!

Seiji: A very impressive victory, Road Dogg!! Erica's estatic! If this doesn't convince those idiots in the nWo she's a viable Triple Crown contender, nothing will!

G.M. Capetta: Here is your winner... ERICA--

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!"

RD: Huh?

Seiji: ... wait a second...

RD: It's Booker Waters... what the hell does he want?!

Seiji: Nothing good can come of this...

"I, as a proud member of the nWo, will NOT stand for this type of injustice!" Waters begins. "This match should NOT be over, and I'm going to show you why right now!" he says, pointing to the Jumbotron!

RD: What the hell is he talking about?!

Seiji: Who knows... I don't trust Waters as far as I can throw him...

The footage plays... Erica hitting the Hammer of Justice, quickly following it up with the Starsault... going for the pin and referee David Hebner with the three count, but--

"See..RIGHT THERE!" Waters shouts, and it's shown that Michael Connelly's right hand was UNDER the ropes. "RIGHT THERE is the proof, in pure, untampered video! You all can't deny it now! I'll let Erica's FLAGRENT cheating through that ENTIRE match go, but I will NOT let THIS stand. Referee, you restart this match RIGHT NOW!"

RD: Oh, come ON!! There's no instant replay in wrestling! The referee's decision is final! It's ALWAYS final!

Seiji: Normally, yeah... but when the nWo's involved conventional rules go flying out the window. Hebner's talking with Capetta... don't know--

RD: Yo, sorry, Seiji! Just been told we gotta take a commercial break! What's gonna happen when we come back?!

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RD: WE'RE BACK! AND YES, THE REFEREE HAS RESTARTED THIS MATCH! AND--

Seiji: THE CONDITION RED! This is a travesty! The referee actually ALLOWING this to continue!

RD: And the pin--

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RD: YES! Erica kicks out! Well, you KNOW what this is, Seiji! It's Waters screwing Erica over once again, knowing how much of a threat she is to the Triple Crown title reign of Paul Wight!

Seiji: Oh, we gotta note! During the commercial break, KIRK ANGEL showed up to chase Waters out! He's at ringside right now in Erica's corner!

RD: Nope, he's headin' our way! Yo, welcome there!!

Kirk sits down, putting a headphones on.

Kirk: I just want to say that the nWo is clearly lacking in one very important I here, and that's Integrity. My sister beat Michael Connelly fair and square, and that weasel Waters has to rob her of a sure victory!

RD: SUPLEX BY CONNELLY! Yeah, we know... the nWo's nothin' but low-lives.

Kirk: You got that right... C'MON, ERICA!! YOU CAN DO IT, GIRL!

Seiji: ANOTHER CONDITION RED!!!

Kirk: DAMMIT! KICK OUT, ERICA! KICK OUT!!

RD: THE PIN--

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RD: KICKOUT! ERICA'S STILL IN THIS!

Kirk: She's an Angel! She's double tough, never say die! I'll go on record to say that if she was EVER in the Olympics, she'd win as TWICE as many medals than me! That's how good she is!

RD: Code Red with the Irish Whip-- Erica counters-- SNEAKTHROUGH!!!

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RD: NO! SO CLOSE!

Kirk: Like I said, Erica's one of the best! I'm proud to call her my sister! She can beat you in so many ways, just like her big brother, YOUR Olympic hero, gentlemen!

RD: Kick to the gut of Erica! And Connelly hits the hurricarana! Picks her up-- AND A BACKBREAKER!! Wait, Connelly's just noticed you, Kirk!

Kirk: Yeah?

Kirk stands up as Connelly talks trash to him. Kirk merely smiles.

Kirk: Yeah! Well, you'll get what's coming to you soon, Connelly! Just you wait! Just wait and--

RD: ERICA WITH AN ASAI CRADLE PIN FROM BEHIND!!!! And... wait... what--?!

Seiji: Hebner's not counting?!

Kirk: ...

RD: Three... four... five... he's staring right at Erica and Connelly but he's not doing a damn thing!! And Erica releases the hold! She's confronting him about it! AND-- CONNELLY WITH A HOOK KICK!! ERICA STAGGERS!!! AND-- ANOTHER CONDITION RED!!!!

Seiji: ... crap, David Hebner's on the take from the nWo!!

RD: CONNELLY WITH THE PIN--

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RD: ERICA GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!! ... this is not right!!! Erica's fighting the nWo's World Champion, with a crooked ref, and she's clearly out of her element here!! The odds are stacked against her!

Kirk: That's bull...

RD: Kirk? Kirk's got the headset off! And-- Connelly with a leg scissors! And HEBNER CALLS FOR THE BELL IMMEDIATELY!! WE DIDN'T SEE ERICA TAP OR PASS OUT AT ALL!!! A TAINTED BLACK VICTORY FOR MICHAEL CONNELLY!!!

Seiji: A tainted black and white and/or red victory for the nWo, you mean...

Winner by "submission": Michael Connelly

RD: AND KIRK ANGEL'S HAD ENOUGH!! HE ATTACKS CONNELLY! CONNELLY RUNNING WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! AND-- CLOTHESLINE TO HEBNER! YES! DO IT! AND-- OLYMPIC SLAM TO THAT CROOKED REF!!! ANKLE LOCK TOO! GIVE IT TO HIM!

Seiji: You know, as an EAW Booker I gotta do something about this...

Seijimei stands up, switchingg his headset to the PA system.

"OKAY, crap like this has gotta stop!!" Seijimei announces. "So let's do this fairly... at nWo/EAW Off The Hook, I'm making a main event match... Kirk? Sorry man, but I gotta take you out of the Royal Rumble for this one. But don't worry... because at the PPV, you're gonna team up with Erica to face Michael Connelly and a partner of his choice!"

RD: That's not too bad... the crowd seems to be diggin' it.

"Wait, that's not all!" Seijimei continues. "See, if Code Red's team loses via pinfall or submission to either Kirk or Erica, then the EAW World Title WILL be awarded to Kirk Angel!!!"

Kirk smiles after hearing that, nodding in approval.

"OH, it gets even better!!" Seijimei adds. "See, to ensure that there's not gonna be another crooked ref in this match giving the nWo another cheap win, I'm appointing a special guest referee! Someone, who's fair... honorable... and who isn't afraid to call it down the middle and that man's name happens to be..." Seijimei waits for it. "SEIJIMEI KUROIDO!!!!"

RD: OH, HELL YEAH! IT'S OFFICAL, FOLKS! The American Angels Vs. Code Red and a partner of his choice! If M-A-C's team loses, Kirk wins the title!! And the special guest ref is Seiji himself!! We gotta go take one last commercial break! Afterwards... the twenty person over-the-top battle royale for the nWo Trans-Global Championship! It's comin' up next, BIIIYAAAATCH!!

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As we come back from break, the nWo Anthem is playing, and in the ring are all the nWo Members of the match, as well as Ayane, Nova, Nexus, Blayze, and the Black Scorpion.

Dogg: We are back, almost time for the start of this battle royal for this belt right here...

The camera now cuts quickly to a shot of the nWo Trans-Global Championship, which is resting on a red velvet pillow at ringside.

Seijimei: Notice how the nWo is trying to make their belt there seem more important than it really is. I'm REALLY hoping for an EAW win here in this match.

Dogg: It's going to be a tough climb for them here, as you have to have a good feeling that at least the nWo Classic members will all work together in this match.

Seijimei: Perhaps, but then again, the mystery entrant has yet to enter the ring.

Dogg: Any spoilers on who it is?

Seijimei: You'll know in a few seconds...

The lights go out into the arena, causing a murmur from the crowd. After a few seconds, "Sinner" by Drowning Pool cues up, and the crowd ERUPTS into cheers now at seeing who is coming out.

Capetta: And finally, making his EAW return...from Los Angeles, California...standing 6'1" tall and weighing in at 226 pounds..."THE WILDCARD" X!

Dogg: OH MY GOD! X IS BACK, AND HE'S GOT A LOOK OF REVENGE IN HIS EYES!

Seijimei: X is wanting revenge on the nWo for them stealing the Triple Crown title from him, and what better way than to get THEIR title from them!

Dogg: X getting in the ring, and the entire nWo going right after him!

Seijimei: This is great to see, EAW united against the nWo! And now everyone has paired off!

Dogg: Nova slugging away at Bullwhip, Scorpion with the Wisp, Ayane and O'Reily, Blayze and Honey, Frosti and Lesnar against X and Nexus now!

Seijimei: It's almost like a gang war in the ring right now, and look at Ayane do her work O'Reily! Scorpion and the Wisp battling out in the corner, and it's just so hard to see everything going on!

Dogg: O'Reily managing to knock Ayane down, and now rushing over to try to help out Honey on Blayze there. Meanwhile Nova sending Bullwhip out, and he nails Frosti from behind, but they knocked Nexus down!

Seijimei: X quickly stomping down on the downed nWo members, and now the Black Scorpion coming over to help out! The Wisp is down...and he's sliding out of the ring right now...he has something planned...

Dogg: The Wisp grabbing a steel chair now! This isn't part of the match...but there's no disqualifications, so there's nothing anyone can do to prevent him from doing this!

Seijimei: The Wisp sliding into the ring with that chair...ooh, look at this!

Dogg: Greg Helms out of nowhere coming out, and kicks that chair right into the face of the Wisp! The Wild Storm is going right after Wisp, but Helms isn't even a part of this match!

Seijimei: It doesn't look like right now he gives a damn about that! Helms ripping that mask of Hardy's face, and now ripping at it....he just ripped skin off Hardy's face!

Dogg: Dayum! I've never seen Helms this violent before! Helms just flings Wisp back into the ring, and gives the nod for EAW!

Seijimei: X and Nexus breaking from the pack, and a double clothesline sends the Wisp flying out! We're down to 11!

ELIMINATED: The Wisp

Seijimei: The first dent in the nWo Armor has been made...The Wisp is gone...and Helms isn't done with him yet!

Dogg: Well, apparently this new attitude by Helms is here to stay! Helms repeatedly pounding Wisp's busted face into those ring steps...and I don't know if Hardy even knows where he is! Officials coming out now...Helms taking note...

Seijimei: Ewww....he just took Hardy's blood and wiped it on his face and chest! And he's now leaving through the crowd!

Dogg: I don't know what's up with Helms, but we'll have to wonder that later! Back in the ring, Nova pummeling away at O'Reily now...wait, from behind...Honey helps O'Reily toss Nova!

ELIMINATED: Nova.

Dogg: And Nova doesn't look too happy about that...and he's taking it out on Jeff Hardy at ringside!

Seijimei: This isn't a good night for Hardy, as officials pulling Nova off of Hardy and getting them out of here...

Dogg: Meanwhile in the ring, the Scorpion and X trying a double team effort on Brock Lesnar, and Lesnar is fighting them away!

Seijimei: Well, Lesnar IS the biggest of the nWo people in this match...

Dogg: Oh, but look at this! Nexus now stepping in, pushing through the fold!

Seijimei: Now THIS could be an interesting situation here.

Dogg: Everyone else is down right now, Nexus and Lesnar staring at each other face to face...and they're going at it! Two big men slugging away!

Seijimei: Lesnar may have faced some powerful men, but he's never faced someone like Nexus. Ryokami's pet is doing well with the big man!

Dogg: Nexus going in for a clothesline, Lesnar ducks though...Nexus is hanging on the ropes...Nexus trying to hang on...and a LOW shot by Lesnar on Nexus, Nexus dumped out of the match!

ELIMINATED: Nexus

Seijimei: Well, I don't think Nexus is going to be enjoying going home tonight...who knows what Ryokami will do to him because of this...

Dogg: Meanwhile, in the ring Lesnar standing tall, standing proud...and he's just waiting for the next EAW person to try and go at him...and it's Blayze AND Ayane, with a double dropkick on Lesnar from behind!

Seijimei: Beautiful teamwork by these two young women, and they're showing they're potential here right now! Grabbing Lesnar's legs...and slamming them down HARD onto the mat!

Dogg: They've gotten Lesnar down, but now they have to try and throw him out! They're going to get him up...and from behind, Frosti attacking, and she dumps Blayze out of the ring when Blayze was caught off guard!

ELIMINATED: Blayze.

Seijimei: This is not looking good for EAW right now, 3 against 5 in the ring.

Dogg: Frosti has her back turned to Ayane though, laughing about eliminating Blayze...and Ayane catches her in the back of the head with a beautiful superkick! Ayane lifting up...but Frosti managing to hold on! Ayane ALMOST eliminated Frosti right there!

Seijimei: Well I give Ayane credit for thinking on her feet there, good move by this young superstar! Speaking of young stars, look at the nWo's basic gameplan...as O'Reily and Honey are double-teaming on X in the corner there!

Dogg: There's an example of what Flair wanted, with the nWo both working together. Though I think this has more to do with the fact that they're kinda infatuated with each other.

Seijimei: Poor Honey has really bad tastes...and now X is rescued by The Black Scorpion, who makes a break from the clutches of Lesnar to nail the two rookies! Scorpion and X double teaming away at O'Reily and Honey...they're trying to fight back at it...

Dogg: X and the Scorpion have them on the ropes now...Lesnar throwing Ayane...notices the problem...and a double clothesline!

Seijimei: That knocked the Black Scorpion out, but it also knocked out Honey and O'Reily!

ELIMINATED: The Black Scorpion, Honey, Erik O'Reily!

Dogg: X managing to get back into the ring under the bottom rope now, and gets greeted by boots to the back of the head by Lesnar! Meanwhile, Bullwhip and Frosti actually working together for once, and double teaming on the rookie Ayane.

Seijimei: Well, apparently their hatred for each other is being put on the shelf for now, probably because at least Frosti is going to be paid well for a victory for the nWo here. That's bad news for Ayane though.

Dogg: Look at this now, Frosti holding Ayane into position, and calling for Bullwhip to come in...Bullwhip rushing...Ayane moves as Bullwhip uses a Cactus Clothesline!

Seijimei: YES! Frosti AND Bullwhip both eliminated!

ELIMINATED: Bullwhip & Frosti

Dogg: And Bullwhip seeing what happened, and he's snapping! Look at this, Bullwhip and Frosti having a war of words on the outside, but that doesn't matter for now! They're being told to go to the back, they're eliminated, and we're down to 3 now!

Seijimei: Who would have thought that the rookie Ayane would make it this far? She's showing her tenacity at the very least...and it's down to her, Lesnar, and X in the ring!

Dogg: Brock Lesnar not even paying attention to Ayane right now, as he continues to pummel away at X while he's down on the mat. Ayane coming in, and blasting Lesnar in the back with hard kicks to the spine!

Seijimei: Ayane wants to eliminate Lesnar from the match, like she said before. And think about this, she's only 2 people away from winning the Trans-Global Championship!

Dogg: Ayane repeatedly kicking away at the back of Lesnar, trying to soften him up, but now Lesnar using his great power to just SHOVE Ayane away. But X now back up...and a High Spinning Wheel Kick right to the face of Lesnar!

Seijimei: X isn't done just yet! X grabbing Lesnar from behind now, going for a suplex, but Lesnar managing to get out of it...he has X up on his shoulders!

Dogg: We've seen this in a Royal Rumble match in the past, and it looks like Lesnar is going to toss him out with the F-5!

Seijimei: Not this time, Ayane clipping out Lesnar's legs from behind him now! And X with an elbow drop onto Lesnar on the way down!

Dogg: X and Ayane talking to each other now, and it looks like X and Ayane are going to double team the big man to get him out!

Seijimei: This is EAW vs. nWo at it's looking bad for the nWo!

Dogg: Lesnar trying to fight out of this, Ayane and X holding him at bay...but Lesnar fights out, and X goes over the rope...but one foot stays on the apron as he goes to the floor!

Seijimei: X is still in this match, but I don't think that Lesnar realizes it. Ayane backing up, going for a body press onto Lesnar...but Lesnar manages to catch her...

Dogg: Lesnar holding up Ayane, and he's about to just fling her out...NO! Ayane breaks free, grabbing the head of Lesnar on the way down, and a head scissors taking Lesnar down.

Seijimei: Beautiful move by Ayane there, and good stalling for EAW right there while X is trying to recover on the outside, trying to find a way to get back in without his feet touching the floor...

Dogg: Ayane going to lift Lesnar now out of the ring, but Lesnar's body mass is too much for her to take out. Lesnar isn't budging a bit...and now Lesnar dips a head...and dumps Ayane out of the ring!

ELIMINATED: Ayane Mitsui

Seijimei: So close for Ayane, and Lesnar calling for the belt now...I don't think he realizes that X has not been eliminated yet!

Dogg: That looks to be the case here. Lesnar yelling at the referee right now...wondering why the belt's not being handed to him...

Seijimei: Look at this, X back in the ring now from behind, and it looks like Lesnar is still unaware!

Dogg: Lesnar turning around, and X blasting him with a heel kick! Lesnar over the top...X WINS! X WINS!

Capetta: Here is your winner, and the FIRST EVER nWo Trans-Global Champion..."THE WILDCARD"...X!

Seijimei: YES! Score one for EAW! X has won the nWo Trans Global Title Belt!

Dogg: Coming out as a mystery, and coming into the ring by surprise, X has done it! And he's awarded the nWo Trans-Global Championship belt!

Seijimei: Look how happy X is right now, he's enjoying this moment...WAIT A MINUTE!

Dogg: LESNAR NAILS X FROM BEHIND WITH THE CHAIR! Lesnar is PISSED at this result, and he's taking it out on X now! Continually pounding away at X with that steel chair!

Seijimei: Damnit, someone's got to stop this! And I'm going to...

Dogg: Wait a minute, here comes Oseiko! Oseiko rushing out to the ring now, and Lesnar stops right in his tracks right here!

Seijimei: Hah! Now let's see how well you do Lesnar!

Dogg: Oseiko helping the Trans-Global Champion up to his feet now, not taking her eyes off of Lesnar.

Seijimei: Lesnar jaw jacking with Oseiko, but I don't think Oseiko is afraid of anything that he's saying right now...

Dogg: Oseiko has helped up X to his feet...still glaring at Lesnar...raising X's hand in victory.

Seijimei: And that's a great show of respect between EA...WHAT!?

Dogg: OSEIKO JUST NAILED X WITH A THRUST KICK! WHAT IN THE HELL? Oseiko...removing her top...oh my god no!

The camera zooms in to Oseiko...and she's wearing an nWo Classic Shirt!

Seijimei: This can't be! No way in hell can she...

Dogg: She's offering a hand to Lesnar...Lesnar seems surprised, but he smiles and accepts! And now their hugging, this is a travesty!

Seijimei: How...what the hell?

Dogg: And now Oseiko, setting up that steel chair for Lesnar...Lesnar beating the hell out of X now that he's down...oh no, not this!

Seijimei: Oseiko, PLEASE let this be a trick...please...oh no...

Dogg: And Lesnar with the F-5, dropping the Trans-Global Champion face first into the steel chair! X may have won the match and the title, but now Oseiko has betrayed EAW!

Seijimei: DAMN YOU TO HELL, OSEIKO! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

The camera fades out as Lesnar lifts Oseiko into a sitting position on his shoulder, Oseiko proudly displaying her nWo shirt.