Outcast Games Caption Contest

Game Maimer

Eternal Ring
PS2

3rd Place (25 Tokens):
Oh my........There's still an ear attached! (The OmniFuzz@aol.com)
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2nd Place (75 Tokens):
Drat! Now where did that flesh eating virus go? (Armaroller@antarmy.com)

1st Place (100 Tokens):
The year: 2540 AD, reasearchers uncover remains of Elton John's glasses. (WillyTheTunaFish@aol.com)

Honorable Mentions:
And I shall call it... THE WHEEL!! (Mr Massive 77@aol.com)

"Damn, I'm not used to having a non-polygonal shape!" (Cloud420vg@aol.com)

"Fry little guys FRY!!!" (Aaron1264@aol.com)

"Hey, where is the rest of my mail order bride?!?!" (ItzSubIime@aol.com)

"I don't think this magnifying glass works . . ." (Tweet@aol.com)

"If this thing goes down that sewer grate...." (HelicalFall@aol.com)

"Okaaaay.. Maybe that nose ring's a little bit TOO big." (PilotKou@aol.com)

"You expect me to jump through THAT??" (ScumWad6@aol.com)

Hi! Im Bob Vila and welcome to "This Old House!" Today we are going to install windows like this in the house behind me! (Flaming Lover 15@aol.com) 

See? If I stare at it hard enough, it gets bigger!! My fiance's gonna love this!! (CaboWolf14@aol.com)

"Cracker Jacks has obviously decided to make their prizes more interesting!" (LinBessett@aol.com)

"Brought to you by the letter O!" (Njaaad@aol.com)

"Lost it down the shower drain my ass..." (BloodDancerDes@aol.com)

Aha! So that's where my monacle went! (Finrick24@aol.com)

Damn I cant thread this needle!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mesozoic@aol.com)

How old is this onion ring? (NeuclearWeasel14)

I can seeeeee you. (VideoGamer321@aol.com)

My God! The ants do go marching one by one! (hurrah, hurrah) (MightyBobX@aol.com)

Okat guys, watch this! I'm about to blow the biggest bubble ever! (Shark6664@aol.com)

"Yeah I guess you're right, if I get down like this and squint like so, it does kinda look like an elephant."
(elvis8me@hotmail.com)

OH NO! I remember what happened in The Raiders of the Lost Ark. I'm not touching it!
(Meth18red@aol.com)

"Hey guys! I think I found the last pokemon!" (jazz25@netaddress.com)

"These donuts keep getting weirder and weirder." (xoslimoshadyox@aol.com)

"How am I gonna blow bubbles with this thing? There's no handle at all!" (ThEJeStA1226@aol.com)

Damn, the Circlevision's out again! HONEY! Turn off the vacuum! (WrdAlYankovic@aol.com)

Perhaps one day Dirk will listen to his mother and go outside instead of playing with his flea circus. (DeadlyWoOlFe@aol.com)

"Honey, next time I buy the ring, okay?" (Lunatic128@aol.com)

"You bought it online.. Didn't you?" (Parkman123@aol.com)

:::heavy Austrailian accent::: WOAH! There she is! What a beauty!! Now... lemme just pick 'er up... Now, remember, you should NEVER pick up one of these utterly poisonous Mojavian RingWorms, EVER!!! (Biz3200@aol.com)

I asked for NON-alcoholic beer!!! (sdcity@juno.com)