Outcast Games Caption Contest

Game Maimer

Hosted By: Shadow & Bombcat
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Ready for a big 'ole heaping of Caption Contest? Well here you are!
Well, I think most of you know how to play. But here's how for all the newbies. We'll post a picture here on the website, and you'll send us a caption for it. We'll post the Top 3 winners, 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. There will also be Honorable Mentions.
Here's the winners - scroll down to see the new picture!

Burnout is here already. Read it up and then scroll down and submit.

3rd Place:

And so the driver training instructor deeply regretted using Carmageddon as a teaching aid... - DolphinSWf

We got a tie! There must be some kind of conspiracy...

2nd Place:

No officer, I swear to drinking, I wasn't god! *belch* - GG Chrono 4

2nd Place:

I swear to drunk I'm not God, officer... - WillyTheTunaFish 

1st Place:

The lawyer defending the usage of cellphones in cars meets an ironic end. - WALLCRAWLER86

Honorable Mentions:

.......::points::.......::laughs::............ - FlipDude5000

Camera Guy: HOLY %#$*#!!!!!!!!
Guys In Car: ALL IS LOST, ALL IS LOST!!!!!!!!
Trucker: Heh heh heh. - PhantasyHawk9073

Curse that Road Rage!

Oh no! Floating green arrows of death! - ChaosW308

Mayor's lackey: Sir! There's been a massive car accident on the Ohfeck Fourway!
Mayor: Oh dear God! Was there any Banshees involved?!?!
ML: Um......... no sir..........
M: Oh, thank god, you had me worried there for a second. - Grey Mage Sam

Even after the paramedics had taken all the passengers from the accident to the hospital, the green arrows, however, stayed. - ChanneLZXP

It appears Pogo will be late to the Outcast Office again. - VegetaSS14

If you only knew.