Halo

3rd Place:

CLEAN UP, ISLE 7!!!!! (grey mage sam)

2nd Place:

"OW!  Goddamit!  I got piece of particle effects in my eye!" (ant njaaad)

Nothing a little Laser Eye Surgery can't fix. 

1st Place:

The army realizes that its equal opportunity stance should not apply to the blind... (WillyTheTunaFish)

Honorable Mentions:

  Unknown Soldier
    Cause of death:  His gun as we can all see is in fact pointed in the wrong     direction.( Insert Chuckles Here) Ah, we all love a good misfire. (GeFM540)

"Mommy..." (channelzxp)

What the? How the hell did Ayeka get here? Damn that shield! (andy214)

"must...kill...disco..ball.." (GI angel halo)

Att's new, high-action ad campaign. (Batlover4)

Uh-oh...they're BOTH in Honorable Mentions...

THIS... is what happens when you fire a postal employee in 20XX. (DraxicV)