SSX Tricky

3rd Place:

And in other news, after a French guy kicked a Russians ass in SSX Tricky on Gamecube, the Russian insisted he had won, and announced a boycott of Nintendo. (Miamota Hazuki)

2nd Place:

Suddenly, Elisa realized her friends were kidding when they said after she jumped from the bleachers, they would follow. (ParANoRMalSinGR)

1st Place:

Come on!!! At 36mph her shirt should be torn completely off (ANTzerox1)

Honorable Mentions:

Next, on Top Ten Ways NOT to Fall Off Your Snowboard... (ChanneLZXP)

It was then that she gave in to her nausea and all the fans that paid an extra $120 for front row seats got a little something extra. (Batlover4)

...and the only thing that went through her mind was "Oh no, not again." (KingMike36)

She failed to read the sign that read "kikomota," which is japanese for "screwed." (IlVl 9UlVl8411)

Tonight on Fox: When Snowboards Attack! Prepare to be terrified when a snowboard comes to life and tries to ride the rider! Right after Racial Mismatch Comedy #644!  (Wallcrawler86)

To be included on the DVD release late next year, here we see a scene cut from the upcoming Terminator 3, where the newest Terminator, Kristanna Loken, arrives about fifty feet from where she was supposed to be. (confederate_dusk@hotmail.com)

Another of of ANT's partys gone terribly wrong... (GG Crono 4)

Hmmm.......perhaps......just maybe......I should fasten the board on more tightly next time...... (FlipDude5000)

::girl jumps out of plane without parachute::
Impaired judgment...Yet another unfortunate side effect of hunger... (ANTNjaaad)

Board: Where supposed to go THIS way loser, geez, as if you could get any dumber. I'll bet you wonder why you're always in last place. (ANT Hybrid)