Madden 2002

3rd Place:

"Little did the camera man know, that in a few seconds, he'd need new pants and a bag of ice." (Andy214)

2nd Place:

Kicker: "There's my bitch." (IMWITHJABRONI)

1st Place:

Kinda makes you wonder what it's like getting kicked in the balls all day. (VegetaSS14)

Honorable Mentions:

We have liftoff in five, four, three, two......... (ParANoRMalSinGR)

announcer- well by the looks of it our special interview with the game ball will have to be cut short because of interference.... (TommyX2000)

Football: "Oh, sure, just because I make ONE joke involving Osama bin Laden and God, he decides to reincarnate me into a football............"
Football player:"Man that guy really cheesed me off with that joke of his......I think I'll vent my anger on this football!" (Grey Mage Sam)

Madden: And here we see our ball cam about to get the (TOS) kicked out of it.
Summeral: MMhmmm John it's about to get the (TOS) kicked out of it good.
Madden: Boom! (Da Gaming Guru)

"Why do they always put the camera right there? Didn't they learn their lesson after the third time I broke it?" (Digiguy6)

Dang, guys! That Flying V thing only works in Hockey! (WillyTheTunaFish)

This wouldn't be so wrong... if those weren't all women. They took steroids... ::shudders:: (wallcrawler86)