Dynasty Warriors 3

3rd Place: 

News anoncer:Today a man was viciosly attacked by his three pet elephants, he is  in a trampled condition.
In other news, the bangcok elephants won Tuesdays polo game with the Japanese panzees.
(Hogan12499)

2nd Place:

"Lord Hannibal I think we took a wrong turn at the Mediteranean, He doesnt look like a Roman..."
"Kill him anyway"
"Yes sir..."

I doubt anyone would get it... unless you enjoy history... and he isnt Hannibal the cannibal...
(ANTWizard)

1st Place:

Contrary to popular belief African Elephants are really native to eastern China.
(ANTNjaaad)

Honorable Mentions:

"Ahhhh, this 'G' chair is surprisingly comfortable"
(DR fUnKy 4093)

Guy # 1: OH NO! the great elephant army!
Guy # 2: well at least its not the great spider monkey army...
Guy # 1: oh ya your right.
(JustDragon 82369)

Translation of words: "I knew I should've taken that right on Alberquerce!!"
(Grey Mage Sam)

Can't...move...elbows....to...reach...for...elephant...gun! Curse this Samuri outfit!
(WillyTheTunaFish)

Man on elephant: Look at that G symbol below the green soldier.  Gamespot.  THIS is where they get screenshots.
(VManXkindV)

And now a scene from 'Ernest goes to Mongolia".
(ParANoRMalSinGR)

First guy: Wow, thats a nice Elephent
Second guy: Yea its the new 900 model
(Bmxsk8jay)

another day at the ant office
(Thunderbob6)

"Damn, knew I shouldn't have had peanut butter for lunch!"
(Durinthal)

Translation: ".......!!"
(Oh Faced)

Black hole sun, won't you come...
(Mina776250)