3rd Place:
Although Rayman would indeed soil himself in the next instant, the realization that his opponent was wielding a simple telescope would set in just as quickly... (WillyTheTunaFish)
Sniper
Commander: We dont want to kill it, shoot it in the leg
Sniper: What sir? (antzerox1@hotmail.com)
2nd Place:
Little does does this sniper know that his gun is being melted by that candle....Next on America's Stupidest Criminals....(GeFM540)
raymans arch nemesis realized he might be using the telescope wrong when he lodged it in his throat. (tsb 28)
1st Place:
A rejected scene from the next Harry Potter movie, in which Argus Filch goes postal on all of the students. (DolphinSWf)
Honorable Mentions:
sniper: "well i've blasted off most of his joints, now i'll aim for something lethal...like his groin...wait he doesn't have one...what kind of elbow-less freak of nature is this guy!?" (nu mario)
In the news this week. Rayman met the leader of the Transylvanian NRA. There were no survivors. (Paranormalsingr)
And
the last thing Rayman ever though was "Did I remember to unplug the
toaster?"
(GG Crono 4)
"I think it'd be pretty sad if I were to lose to a bullet after all the other stuff in the previous games I dealt with." (Andy214)
Holy Shit! Its a
mutated hick with a shotgun!
....
I don't really know why that surprises me... (PhantasyHawk9073)
What you are seeing is the new mod for Unreal Tournament................ (Grey Mage Sam)
That's all for the Caption Contest. Phew, ok, I'm good.