As the poor, unsuspecting girl jumped up, preparing to make a slam kick right into the goal, she was condemned to hell for having too many ponytails.
(PhantasyHawk9073)2nd Place:
"She kicks high." (ANT Wizard)
1st Place:
Ka . . .Me . . .Ha . . . Me. . . . . BALL! (Ryan266199)
Honorable Mentions:
I knew I should've gone through the right portal on 95. (Dude824)
"And she is WIDE OPEN!" (ChanneLZXP)
woah! hey bob look at that guy, fancy lookin' eh? (thunderbob6)
"Goddamn you, Sin, your in the wrong game." (Shadowgirl388)
Off Screen Spy1: "Dammit man! I said put the bomb in her pantry, not her panties!!!"
Off Screen Spy2: "D'oh!" (ANTNjaaad)
"If only i hadn't died, i would be the best damn soccer player ever!" (RedWolf316)
Suddenly, the girl spread her legs.... The surrounding men gazed in awe as a black and white checkered sphere came shooting out in a flood of light. They wished they'd brought a camera. (DJ 5ega)