Intro and Rules

Welcome to my page about... ME! What a concept eh? Basic rules apply as with most web sites.

1. No rinos, arabs, tools, oppresors, Grade A eggs, 2% milk (ONLY 1%), or Biggot Rednecks.

2. If you are here you must be "thinkning on the level." This rule is of upmost importance.

3. There will be no "sharing!"

4. We will not be "happy campers!"

5. We arnt a "class act!"

6. We dont "act our age!"

7. As you move from page to page it is required that you say a quick prayer to the God of porn, or praise him one way or another.

8. I Have alot of Hidden Messages! Find em!

If you need help with any of theses rules or do not understand them then you should probably leave this place and never come back. and may porn have mercy on your soul.