6-9-00

LMFAO THIS WAS SO FUNNY U HAVE TO READ THIS, just to let peeps know, my comments are with the >

hi r u satanist

> oh yes

> i wosrship bazelbub

kewl me 2

> and do his evil dirty magic

> then i sacrfice a pig

i've never heard of him

> oh hes cool

so u single

> no

> i was betrothed when i was 3

KEWL

> yeah so i have to play house wife to my dad

is ur parent satanist 2

> my dad is

> my mom is just a bitch

so r u gay or bi

> she swears were going to hell

> im gay

> and she wonders why her pigs disappear

does ur dad know

> yes

ur mom

> he says satan loves me

> yes

> she says im going to hell

so ur ''out''

> yep

> and when i get 18

> i get to invoke satan

how old r u

> and have him fuck me

> 16

KEWL!!!

> then after wards

WHERE R U

> we sacrfice a pig

> im in ohio

DO U LIKE WITCHCRAFT

> just satan

U HAVE TO CALL ME

IS UR DAD GAY

> if satan says ok

> and i have to sacrfice a pig

> brb lemme ask

???

> he says hes strait

> but he likes having sex with guys

> all he does to clense himself is

> sacrfice a pig

kewl

> where r u from?

ca

> do you worhip satan?

california

hell yea

> do you sacrfice pigs yet?

i'm not around pig

> do you sacrifcice ANYTHING

i sacifice squirells

> squirells?

yea

> so are you gay?

YEA

> is yer parents satanist?

CAN U CALL ME

NO

> i have to see if its ok

> lemme ask my dad

THEY DAD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW

> and sacrfice my pig to get on his good side

IS UR DAD STRICKT

> yes

> specially when the pigs run loose

SO HOW BIG R U

> 6 1/2

> you have never sacrficed a pig?

YEA

> i can send you one

how

> the mail

> satan will make sure hes ok

NO

> how do u want me to send it?

WELL YEA U CAN

> how many you want?

> my mom raises them

MAIL

CAN U CALL

> dad says he doesnt know

> the pigs are running loose in the back yard

DO U KNOW WHERE THE CHURCH OF SATAN

IS

> my house

WHAT THE CHURCH OF SATAN IS @ UR HOUSE

> my dads the minister

> when people are here

> mom tries to hide the pigs

DO U GO TO THE BLACK MASSES???

> yes

> and we bring mom

THAT REALLY COOL

> and the pigs

> whats your address?

*this part was was deleted cause he REALLY gave it to me*

> how many pigs do you want?

*this part was deleted too*

1 SMALL ONE

> i can do that

> and so you know what it is

> on the crate

> ill put a satans best sticker on it

KEWL

> just one pig tho?

> we have tons

> mom raises them

KEWL

> dad and i sacrifice them

I HOPE MY MOM ISN'T HOME WHEN IT COMES TO MY HOUSE

> its ok if she is just hide it

> you dont have to feed it anything but blood

OK

DO U DRINK BLOOD

????

> only pigs blood for now

> before i sacrfice them

> then mom gets mad

KEWL

> and she washes me in holy water

U WANNA CALL ME

EW!!!

> dad is chasing the pigs

YO

> so what else u sacrficed?

A DOG BUT I HAD REALLY BAD LUCK AFTER THAT SO I DON'T THINK SATAN WANTED THAT

> satan prefers cats

> and pigs

I LOVE CAT

S

> satan does too

ECPECIALLY BLCK ONES

> hes more of a cat guy

> and he likes worms and pigs

I'LL SACRIFICE ANY CAT EXCEPT A BLACK ONE

> he likes the calico ones

KEWL

> and they have to meow loud

> i have to go

> dad needs me to get the pigs

ME 2 BYE *email was deleted*

> *gones*

DO I EVEN NEED TO ADD ANY SMART ASS COMMENTS?