Quotes from Peter Tork
- Well, what do you expect from a psychic slave?
- Shazaam! Well, another seven years of bad luck for Captain Marvel.
- Ladies and Gentlemen you are listening to the instrumental.... Thank you. We hope
you enjoyed it. And now, back to the song.
- Our honor has been smirched.
- What a time to be caught without a turtleneck.
- Me the only man? Why me? What about the army? Ten thousand strong!
- The hippie movement is dead. It was buried in San Francisco and has been replaced
by free men.
- Mike, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone she knows.
- Don’t call me mister, I’m just a kid.
- Well, they hurt my feelings.
- Thus shall it ever be when men of evil oppose the forces of goodness and sweetness
and niceness. Crime does not pay!
- It can’t be you every week, Davy.
- Well, I love you and my face loves you, it’s just my body that’s out of shape.
- Well, it gets lonely up in the hills.
- I wish Mike were here.
- Golden Grecian Goblets Guarantee Graves.
- I am El Torko. Also known as the bandit without a nickname.
- I can’t even do a good cow. Moo.
- If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s late kidnappers.
- It always points to Davy.
- But now I can talk very openly about... S-E-X.
- For one thing you’ve got my name wrong.
- Well, Davy did it to me.
- If you get too close to the sun your wings’ll melt.
- You can’t step on a spider. It’ll rain.
- I have loved you from afar lo these many moons. May I carry you across the mud?
- Boy am I ever doing nothing.
- Cross at the green, not in between.
- I’ll bet it was political sabatooge.
- Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor.
- This part of our record is here because if it weren’t the album would be seventeen
seconds too short and we would have to do an interview at the end.
- ...And it goes a little something like this. It goes exactly like this.
- You can stomp your hands and clap your feet in time to the... did I say something
wrong?
- I look at myself in the mirror and go, “It’s him! It’s him!”
- The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
- Aren’t I being silly enough?
- You’re just a pawn in his hands, a tool for his avaricious ambitions.
- Why don’t you time your shows better?
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