MSTing by Edgey This is all in good fun This is not to insult the author Don't take this personally ^_^ All of these are all copyrighted to their respectable owners. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUILTY VERSION 2.2: EPISODE 10= UNKNOWN --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the far and distant future During a big fight, Guilty Gear fighters are gone away To a world of stories that bite. Edgey made a great attack, They could not even counter-act Edgey grinned a grin so sly She'll brake their brains until they cry. EVERYONE: "What... The... HELL!!" EDGEY: "I'll send them cheesy fanfics the ones that make you insane" (la la la) But they like to fight alot, so they can take the pain (la la la) Now keep in mind, they can't take control to make the fanfics stop Fighting is not the answer here Even if they want to kill each other GUILTY ROLL CALL ("Lets Rock!") Testament ("What the...?") Millia ("Oh boy!") Ky Kiske ("I don't like this") Sooooooooooool ("Go to hell") If your wondering why Edgey's mean and other pointless facts (la la la) EDGEY "Shut up and watch the fricken show! So sit down and relax" for Edgey's Theater of Brain Breaking (TWANG) ------------------------------------------------------------- TESTAMENT: Hotdogs! Get yer hotdogs! MILLIA: Ummm.... Testament... why are you selling hotdogs. TESTAMENT: Well, I figured I might as well get rid of some of those hotdogs that were left in the fridge. Sol seems to like them. (You can hear Sol scarfing the hotdogs down and Ky groan in discust.) MILLIA: Testament.... those hotdogs are expired. TESTAMENT: Oh..... shit..... (light blinks) TESTAMENT: Oh look.... Edgey is calling. (OBB) EDGEY: I managed to revive Zato! I hope your happy! (LOBBY) TESTAMENT: Well... (Sol is heard groaning in agony) TESTAMENT: Whoops... (OBB) EDGEY: Today's fic is one that is not too bad. It just gets monotonous after awhile. Zato! Send the fic! ZATO: Gladly!! (LOBBY) SOL: I don't feel good, skirt boy. TESTAMENT: I made a miscaluclation.... wuss... SOL: Why I otta... (Lights and sirens come on) EVERYONE: FANFIC SIGN!! (Doors open) (6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1) >Seifer Almasy is in the cafeteria eating hotdogs. SOL: I hope he gets food poisoning like me. ~_~ >>Zell Dincht runs in - smells hot dogs. KY: Whoa hey! Zell! You don't have to do THAT in a cafeteria! TESTAMENT: Ky just had unholy thoughts! SOL: You have sinned Ky! KY: O_O (Immediatly goes down and prays) MILLIA: You guys are evil. SOL AND TESTAMENT: Us? Zell Dincht says, "Ooooooh!" EVERYONE: Aaaaaaaawwww!! >>Zell Dincht runs to the café. MILLIA: But he forgot to stop and flew right over the counter. >>Seifer Almasy pushes one of them off his plate. SOL: (Seifer) Chicken Wuss will pay with this poison dog! Ha ha ha!! >>Seifer Almasy dries to finish the one he was working on. TESTAMENT: "Dries"...? MILLIA: Typo >>Zell Dincht says, "Mmmm... HOT DOGS!" SOL: (Homer) Mmmmmm.... Beer! >>Zell Dincht runs up to the table Seifer's >>sitting at and sits down. SOL: Then Seifer immediatly moves to a different table because he would rather die then sit with Zell. >>Seifer Almasy eyes Zell as he eats. MILLIA: (Seifer) If only Fujinn was here to kick him in the shins. >>Zell Dincht drools over the hot dogs - (Ky stops praying) KY: And Seifer gives him the whole thing because he just ruined his lunch. SOL: Stupid Zell! TESTAMENT: What's with the Zell bashing!? >>reaches up and absently scratches his >>tattoo. >>Seifer Almasy pushes the hotdog he didn't want at Zell. MILLIA: (Seifer) Just take the damn hotdog! Jeez!! >>Zell Dincht smiles. >>Zell Dincht says, "Thanks man!" EVERYONE: No prob >>Zell Dincht munches happily on the hot dog. SOL: He's gay! Zell has to be! TESTAMENT: Why? SOL: Look at him! TESTAMENT: Look! You can't tell if someone is gay by looking at them! SOL: I guess it's safe to assume that you are then. TESTAMENT: I'm not gay! (Testament quietly mumbles something) MILLIA: What did you say? TESTAMENT: Nothing..... >>Seifer Almasy says, "don't mention it." >>Seifer Almasy tries to get open a ketchup packet for the French fries. TESTAMENT: But it squirts all over Zell and the Trepies, DOH!! >>Zell Dincht opens a packet of ketchup and hands it to Seifer. MILLIA: (Zell) And YOU called ME Chicken Wuss? >>Seifer Almasy raises an eyebrow SOL: The people's eyebrow KY: If you smell what Seifer is cooking. >>and takes it. >>Seifer Almasy says, ".... thanks....." KY: (Seifer) Chicken Wuss >>Zell Dincht says, "Don't mention it." SOL: (Zell) Ass... TESTAMENT: I'm having flash backs of my childhood. This reads like a Spot book. >>Seifer Almasy says, "...." TESTAMENT: I can do that! KY: Prove it! TESTAMENT: .... EVERYONE ELSE: Talent! >>Seifer Almasy eats his French fries. MILLIA: And flicks one at Zell's forhead! >>Zell Dincht steals a fry and eats it. SOL: Seifer Almasy breaks Zell's hand for doing that! >>Seifer Almasy says, "......." TESTAMENT: ...... EVERYONE: Wow! >>Seifer Almasy sets aside the hotdog he was eating and >>pushes his whole plate at >>Zell. TESTAMENT: (Seifer) Here take it! Steal a fry so why won't you just take the rest of the damn plate as well! Let me starve why won't you! JEEZ!! >>Zell Dincht drools - gobbles it down - wipes off his >>chin when he's done and >>burps. TESTAMENT: I just got a sick joke out of that sentence. MILLIA: How's that? TESTAMENT: Think... MILLIA: ........O__O >>Zell Dincht says, "Thanks." >>Zell Dincht smiles. MILLIA: Zell Dincht runs. Zell Dincht walks. WHEN DOES IT END!? >>Seifer Almasy sighs. >>Zell Dincht says, "Yo, you OK?" KY: (Seifer) With you here, you can't blame me for being depressed. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Just, bored." >>Zell Dincht says, "Ohh... me too..." SOL: How can you be bored!? You ate all of Seifer's lunch! >>Seifer Almasy says, "not enough cadets, and >>only two members, including myself." >>Seifer Almasy runs a hand through his hair. MILLIA: The fluff look by Gelette! >>Zell Dincht says, "Hmm.." >>Zell Dincht looks up. >>Zell Dincht says, "Was up!" KY: WAAAAAS AAAAAAAAAAAP!!! EVERYONE: WAAAAS AAAAAAAAAAAP!!! TESTAMENT: KONNICHI WAAAAAAAAAAAAaa!! (Everyone stares at Testament then shrugs) EVERYONE: KONNICHI WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! >>Seifer Almasy says, "nothing… Just the sky..." MILLIA: He made a funny >>Zell Dincht chuckles. KY: (Zell) Your jokes suck. >>Seifer Almasy says, "and you'll be up to if you annoy me." SOL: Zell Dincht runs. Seifer Almasy chases and catches up. Zell Dicht is a mess on the ceiling. Seifer Almasy is smitten. TESTAMENT: You've sunk low, Sol. SOL: I'm getting mad at teh fic. >>Zell Dincht says, "Oh?" >>Seifer Almasy says, "yeah..." >>Seifer Almasy grins slightly and looks right at Zell. >>Zell Dincht looks back. SOL: (Zell) I love you.... make love to me.... (Testament glares at Sol) SOL: I'll stop. >>Zell Dincht says, "And how exactly do you mean >>I'll be up in the sky, eh?" MILLIA: Zell! Don't do it! He'll make you do drugs!! SOL: He'll be high as a bird. >>Seifer Almasy chuckles and leans forward, >>his chin in on his fist. >>Seifer Almasy says, "I'll launch you up there Zelly..." EVERYONE: Zelly? >>Zell Dincht says, "Zelly?" EVERYONE: Yep Zelly! >>Seifer Almasy chuckles. SOL: (Seifer) I made another funny. >>Seifer Almasy says, "nothing..." >>Seifer Almasy gives an odd grin as he >>looks at Zell, his eyes sparkling. >>Zell Dincht grins oddly back. TESTAMENT: (Zell) Are you.... hitting on me. I hope I didn't pass off as being.... you know... gay. SOL: You fooled us Testament. TESTAMENT: HEY! I told you! I'm not gay. (Testament quietly mumbles something) MILLIA: What was that? TESTAMENT: Nothing. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Nah, I bet you'd actually like that." EVERYONE: O_O >>Seifer Almasy chuckles. >>Zell Dincht leans forward a little. KY: (Zell) STOP! Hitting on me! >>Seifer Almasy says, "now what are you doing?" MILLIA: (Zell) Crying.... >>Zell Dincht says, "Nothing… Not yet, anyway." >>Zell Dincht winks. SOL: See!!! See!! I was right!!! (Ky elbows Sol) >>Seifer Almasy chuckles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Ok, now I actually want to hear >>what the chicken wuss has >>on his mind." SOL: (Zell) I luff you.... make luff to me (Everyone looks at Sol) SOL: More dramatic that way TESTAMENT: Stop.... Please... >>Zell Dincht says, "Chicken wuss?" >>Seifer Almasy grins. >>Zell Dincht chuckles and shakes his head. MILLIA: And then he jumps at Seifer and starts beating him up! KY: (Zell) NEVER CALL ME CHICKEN WUSS!!! >>Seifer Almasy says, "it's what you are Zelly..." >>Zell Dincht says, "You'll see how much of a wuss >>I'm not later on, Seifer.." MILLIA: (Seifer) Is that a threat? >>Zell Dincht winks slyly. SOL: I'm right! I'm right! KY: It's a fanfic Sol. >>Seifer Almasy says, "hmmmmmmm..... later on?" >>Zell Dincht grins. >>Seifer Almasy says, "going to tell me or do I have >>to beat it out of you?" MILLIA: (Zell) Is that a threat? >>Zell Dincht says, "Depends on how you're going to beat me..." SOL: Now if that isn't proof I don't know what is!! EVERYONE: SHUT UP!! >>Seifer Almasy says, "Depends?" KY: (Seifer) Wait! I didn't pass off as being... you know... gay to you did I? >>Seifer Almasy laughs and lean slides his >>legs forward under the table. >>Zell Dincht chuckles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Tell it..." >>Zell Dincht says, "Lean forward, and >>I'll show instead of say." MILLIA: Saaaay, aren't they in the lunchroom right now? Won't the Trepies see them? >>Seifer Almasy raises and eyebrow. SOL: The people's eyebrow to you, jabronie! >>Seifer Almasy says, "and what if I refuse to move?" TESTAMENT: (Zell) Then I may have to kill you. >>Zell Dincht says, "Then I'll have to beat you." EVERYONE BUT KY: In the lunchroom! KY: I don't think they ment that type of "beat" >>Seifer Almasy laughs. >>Seifer Almasy says, "You couldn't if you tried." MILLIA: Everyone observe on how Zell gracefully lands his fist on Seifer's teeth. >>Zell Dincht says, "Oh really?" >>Seifer Almasy grins and winks. >>Seifer Almasy says, "reallyyyy..... Zelly...." >>Zell Dincht leans forward. SOL: And falls face first on the ground. >>Seifer Almasy stays leaning on his chin, grinning oddly. >>Zell Dincht winks - licks his lips. TESTAMENT: And goes and eats Squall's lunch! >>Seifer Almasy taps Zell's leg gently with >>his foot, his eyes looking into >>Zell's. KY: Look into my eyes and Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!! >>Zell Dincht smiles softly. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Now, what was it?" >>Zell Dincht leans forward shyly and kisses Seifer >>gently on the lips. SOL: I WAS RIGHT! HA HA HA HA HA! PAY UP, SKIRT BOY!! TESTAMENT: DAMMIT!!! (Money gets passed down to Sol while Testament yells a very rude obsenity to Sol in German.) SOL: Huh? TESTAMENT: ~_~ Hmph! >>Seifer Almasy kisses him back softly, >>closes his eyes and sighing. >>Zell Dincht opens his eyes. >>Seifer Almasy opens his too... and looks at him. MILLIA: (Seifer) I think everyone saw us. >>Zell Dincht smiles. KY: (Zell) I know. Now get down on your hands and knees! Oh ho ho ho ho! TESTAMENT: Another unholy thought! SOL: Ky, Ky, Ky.... *tisk* KY: O_O (gets down and preys.... again. Sol and Testament run up to each other and give a high five and take their seats again.) MILLIA: I thought you two just hated eachother a second ago. SOL: We made Ky snap. TESTAMENT: It was fun! MILLIA: Lost causes. >>Seifer Almasy says, "That was it huh?" >>Seifer Almasy grins a little. >>Zell Dincht says, "At the time..." >>Seifer Almasy says, "meaning?" SOL: (Zell) You're a terrible kisser! >>Seifer Almasy kicks back his feet more, >>one foot resting on Zell's knee. >>Zell Dincht says, "Now you've got another idea..." >>Seifer Almasy says, "Which is?" TESTAMENT: (Zell) Bark like a dog for your master! Oh ho ho ho ho! KY: (gets up) Ah ha! You had an unholy thought! TESTAMENT: Oh pooh, I'm not a devouty like you. SOL: Plus a thought like that is normal for skirt boy. TESTAMENT: I'm not gay (quietly whispers something) MILLIA: What was that? TESTAMENt: Nothing.... >>Zell Dincht says, "The ‘L’ word" (Everyone stares blankly) KY: Loser? SOL: Locomotion? MILLIA: Limbo? TESTAMENT: Lubrication? (Everyone looks at Testament with shocked expressions) TESTAMENT: He he he heeeee! SOL: Millia! He's scarying me! MILLIA: I know... I know... >>Seifer Almasy takes his hand from under his chin >>and lists his head. KY: How could you list your head? >>Seifer Almasy says, "the wah?" >>Seifer Almasy keeps his foot where it is. >>Zell Dincht says, "Well... uh.. err.." MILLIA: (Zell) Shit, now I forgot the answer >>Zell Dincht blushes. >>Seifer Almasy chuckles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "you're blushing Zelly, this I have to hear!" >>Zell Dincht says, "I... I... I love you." TESTAMENT: Didn't Seifer make poor Zell's life a living hell? SOL: You simpathize with Zell? TESTAMENT: You're making my life a living hell aren't you? SOL: You have a point. >>Seifer Almasy says, "you do?" >>Seifer Almasy blinks in surprise. MILLIA: (Seifer) You mean I'm NOT a sex toy? KY: That was low Millia. MILLIA; ^_^V >>Zell Dincht blushes even deeper. >>Seifer Almasy says, "That's the oddest thing >>to hear when I insult you on a >>daily basses." SOL: Testament, I love you... to get hit by a train! TESTAMENT: And I love you too. SOL: No insult in the end. (Testament winks at Sol. Sol holds onto Ky's arm) SOL: Save me! KY: You're on your own MILLIA: Testament? TESTAMENT: Still got it! >>Zell Dincht says, "I didn't realize it..." >>Seifer Almasy says, "Realize it? Didn't what?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Until I kissed you..." KY: I thought it was when he ate all of Seifer's lunch. MILLIA: Anyone who gives him food is loved by him. >>Seifer Almasy says, "well..." >>Seifer Almasy smiles and looks at him, his gaze rather soft. >>Zell Dincht looks back. SOL: (Zell) We're still in the cafertria right? >>Seifer Almasy still has his foot resting on Zell's >>knee. Chuckles, his face >>splitting in a larger grin. >>Suddenly heads for his office. MILLIA: Everyone! Hark and hither to the sex scene. SOL: Get ready for a bumpy ride. TESTAMENT: They are going to take the dirt road in this one anyways. KY: STOP! That was wrong! MILLIA: Everyone! Hark and hither out of here! EVERYONE ELSE: Yay! <1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6> (Testament is sitting on the couch, reading a news paper and eating chips. Fritos to be exact. Sol is wandering around the room, staring back at Testament in paranoia) TESTAMENT: Hee hee hee, that crazy Marmaduke.... (Sol looks at Testament and Testament looks back. Sol looks away) TESTAMENT: WHAT!? SOL: Nothing.... TESTAMENT: What is it!? SOL: Nothing.... TESTAMENT: Tell me! SOL: Nooooo..... TESTAMENT: TELL ME OR ELSE YOUR HEAD IS GOING TO BE AT THE END OF THIS SCYTHE. SOL: AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! You just had a Frito crumb on your chin!!!! TESTAMENT: Well... Damn... thanks SOL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TESTAMENT: He he he. Scared him again. SOL: AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! FANFIC SIGN!! TESTAMENT: Baby... <6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1> TESTAMENT: Was it good for you as it was for me? SOL: You're doing that to scare me! KY: Doing what? MILLIA: Do tell. SOL: Nothing..... >>Zell Dincht follows Seifer to his office. (Everyone makes whimpering puppy noises) >>Seifer Almasy sits on his chair, feet up on the desk. >>Zell Dincht sits on his legs. KY: And crushes them instantly >>Seifer Almasy leans back more in his chair. SOL: And falls backwards. >>Zell Dincht moves to his lap – hug. MILLIA: Children, I think we need a group hug. (Everyone hugs each other) SOL: Ummm.... Millia, tell me that's your butt I'm grabbing. MILLIA: No, because you would have been dead by now TESTAMENT: GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY BUTT YOU PERVERT! SOL: ACK!!! (Everyone sits down immediately) KY: No more group hugs. (Sol nodding his head continously) TESTAMENT: Ugh, I didn't want HIM groping me! I feel so violated!! >>Seifer Almasy looks at Zell who is now in his lap. >>Seifer Almasy says, "cute.. heh." >>Zell Dincht smiles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "comfy?" MILLIA: (Zell) Well, I think I'm sitting on a roll of.... Whoa! You're happy to see me! >>Zell Dincht snuggles. >>Seifer Almasy cocks his eyebrow but sighs and starts >>to touch Zell's spikey hair >>gently. (Ky starts to pat Sol's spikey hair) SOL: Stop it! >>Seifer Almasy says, "How in the world do you >>get spikes like this Zelly?" SOL: Gel, lots and lots of gel. MILLIA: That's nothing! I can control my hair to do some cool stuff. SOL: Like what? (Millia forms hair into a mallet, ducks Ky and hits Sol on the head) MILLIA: Like that. SOL: Owie!! >>Zell Dincht says, "I dunno. I wake up >>with my hair like this." TESTAMENT: When I wake up in the morning, my hair is a haven for knots. KY: And yet it still has that Pantine Pro V shine to it. >>Seifer Almasy laughs. >>Seifer Almasy says, "chicken-wuss...." MILLIA: A mood killer right there folks! >>Seifer Almasy laughs some more... stroking his >>fingers to try and make the >>spikes part. SOL: But pokes a hole in his finger instead. >>Zell Dincht chuckles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "hmm, still spikey... you are indeed a chicken.” >>Zell Dincht chuckles then kisses Seifer tenderly. TESTAMENT: Really, I would have knocked his teeth down this ass if I were called a chicken. SOL: You wouldn't even do it because your afraid you'd break a nail on your soft delicate hands. TESTAMENT: (Turns his face into a skull) Lets test this theory then SOL: No no no! I'll behave!! (Testament turns face back to normal) TESTAMENT: Good boy! >>Seifer Almasy kisses back and slips off his gloves. >>Zell Dincht sheds his over shirt. >>Seifer Almasy says, "You are actually quite cute..." MILLIA: (Cutesty voice) Oh she bo bo bo!! >>Zell Dincht blushes. >>Zell Dincht says, "Thanks…" >>Seifer Almasy places a hand to Zell's blushed cheek. >>Zell Dincht puts his hand over Seifer's. >>Seifer Almasy feels his heart beat quicken a little. >>Zell Dincht feels his pulse speed up a tad. SOL: And they both have heart attacks. The End. (Sol lights a cigarrette) MILLIA: Oh like your not going to have one. SOL: I'm immune to aging and I'm pretty sure I'm immune to that, so there. TESTAMENT: You may be immune to aging but you sure as hell is not immune to bad breath. SOL: Shut up, skirt boy TESTAMENT: Hehehehehe. Mint? SOL: SHUT UP!! TESTAMENT: (resembles a mouse) Eeeeeeeee!!! >>Seifer Almasy caresses Zell's cheek slowly. >>Zell Dincht looks into his eyes. MILLIA: (Zell) Look into my eyes and Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!! >>Seifer Almasy looks back... feeling his chair tipping... SOL: And they both fall. DOH! >>Zell Dincht falls on top of Seifer when his chair falls over. SOL: Damn, I was right. KY AND TESTAMENT: For once. SOL: I hate you guys. >>Seifer Almasy chuckles slightly, nearly hitting his head >>on the ground, his legs >>still over the chair.. TESTAMENT: (Seifer) I nearly got a concusion but boy was that funny. KY: (Zell) Do it again! >>Zell Dincht finds himself face to face with Seifer. >>Zell Dincht says, "I could get to like this.." MILLIA: Falling off chairs? >>Seifer Almasy says, "I suppose I could too.... funny eh?" MILLIA: Almost getting concusions? KY: Very odd people. >>Zell Dincht says, "Not at all…" >>Zell Dincht purrs. (Testament starts singing the meow mix tune) TESTAMENT: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow SOL: This was bound to happen. Shut up! TESTAMENT: Meow? >>Seifer Almasy kicks his chair aside so that he's >>just laying on the ground with >>Zell over him. Places his fingers to Zell's back... >>stroking up and down the >>flesh. TESTAMENT: Well, Seifer is treating Zell like a cat now. KY: I just hope Zell doesn't do what all cats do. MILLIA: Eat too much.... he's done that. SOL: Sleep? KY: No licking himself. TESTAMENT: Oh the thoughts. *cringes* >>Zell Dincht shivers from his touch. KY: Seifer did stick his hand in the freezer before this anyways. >>Seifer Almasy strokes them right down Zell's spine... >>from his neck to the lip >>of his pants. (Testament starts to hum the Meow mix tune) MILLIA: Lost cause. >>Zell Dincht kisses his neck. >>Seifer Almasy un-straps his breastplate >>and sets it aside... his warm flesh >>pressing into Zell’s... hampered only slightly on >>the edges by the trench coat. SOL: Ummm.... this is getting quite.... TESTAMENT: Yaoiful? SOL: .....yes.... yes it is. >>Zell Dincht slides his arms around him inside >>his trench coat and runs a finger >>slowly down Seifer's spine. >>Seifer Almasy closes his eyes and lets out a >>sigh as he shivers from the >>touch... his fingers tracing Zell's. MILLIA: Ooooh! Zell stuck his hands in the freezer too! I get it now! >>Zell Dincht kisses his neck gently as his hand >>slides down the front of Seifer's >>pants. SOL: Too yaoiful! Too yaoiful! EVERYONE ELSE: Wuss! >>Seifer Almasy trembles slightly and moves >>his head to kiss Zell's cheek. >>Zell Dincht begins to feel around in Seifer's pants. KY: (Zell) I'll just take your wallet but first I'll have to move that condom you have in there. TESTAMENT: (Zell) Must.... find.... mints!!! MILLIA: I don't think I would want any mints that are down the front of Seifer's pants. TESTAMENT: You have a point. >>Seifer Almasy becomes aroused at this very quickly... >>and kisses his cheek >>again... his hand moving into the back of Zell's pants. KY: And then Fujinn walks in! MILLIA: (Fujinn) RAGE!!!! >>Zell Dincht moans softly as he rubs the bulge in >>Seifer's pants a bit faster... MILLIA: Okay, if Zell is rubbing the bulge in Seifer's pants and Seifer unloads. Wouldn't that leave a mess in his pants, thus making it certain that everyone would know what they did. TESTAMENT: Other then the fact they were kissing in the cafeteria? >>Seifer Almasy moans and grips Zell's ass >>reflexively as he is rubbed. >>Zell Dincht kisses Seifer deeply. >>Seifer Almasy kisses back, now impassioned, and moves >>his tongue against Zell's. KY: Tongue wresting. Makes for great drama. >>Zell Dincht unzips the fly of his denim shorts. TESTAMENT: It's over Sol SOL: Oh good (uncovers eyes) AAAAHHHHHH!! TESTAMENT: Eeeeeeeeeeeee he he he he! SOL: I hate you! >>Seifer Almasy pulls Zell's shorts off... >>moaning softly, and plays his tongue >>into Zell's mouth. >>Zell Dincht pressed his nude body against Seifer. >>Seifer Almasy shakes his boots off and pulls on his pants. MILLIA: (Singing) Shake your boots off! >>Zell Dincht kisses down Seifer's chest. >>Seifer Almasy pulls off his pants and feels >>Zell's nude body against his. >>Zell Dincht holds him tightly. TESTAMENT: Spot books gone bad! >>Seifer Almasy brings Zell's chin up to kisses him again... >>running his tongue >>against Zell's lips... >>Zell Dincht opens his mouth and pushes his tongue >>into Seifer's mouth. SOL: You know, there is alot of tongue action going on in this fic. >>Seifer Almasy takes the tongue.. SOL: And rips it out! MILLIA: Got dark, Sol? >>sucking on it and running his tongue along it >>and into Zell's mouth. >>Zell Dincht frenches him deeply. >>Seifer Almasy moans softly, trying to keep the kiss >>going as his hands wander >>across Zell's back and ass. >>Zell Dincht moans softly. >>Seifer Almasy fingers his ass... KY: O_O SOL: OoO MILLIA: Babys! Right Testament! Testament? TESTAMENT: ^.^ Oooh ho ho ho ho!! MILLIA: *_* I think I missed something! >>still kissing, and is fully aroused now. >>Zell Dincht moans softly, his hard on pressing into Seifer's. >>Seifer Almasy finds himself moaning, and squeezing Zell tighter from the >>pleasure rush. >>Zell Dincht says, "mmmm..." KY: Chicken? MILLIA: Beer? TESTAMENT: Donut? SOL: Salty snacks? EVERYONE ELSE: SOL!! SOL: I ment chips you perverts! Man and you guys thought I have a sick mind! >>Zell Dincht rolls onto his stomach. >>Seifer Almasy looks at Zell. >>Zell Dincht looks back. >>Seifer Almasy runs his fingers down Zell's spine. TESTAMENT: Meow meow meow meow! SOL: STOP! TESTAMENT: Meow? >>Zell Dincht shivers. >>Seifer Almasy says, "What are you doing?" MILLIA: (Zell) lying on my stomach! What does it look like!! >>Seifer Almasy moves to sit on his knees, >>his fingers still traveling Zell's >>spine. >>Zell Dincht says, "What I feel is right..." EVERYONE: Feel what? >>Zell Dincht gets on his hands and knees. SOL: Here is comes. KY: Don't say come. MILLIA: Whimps TESTAMENT: (Trance) Oooooooooo!! MILLIA: I think I really missed something. TESTAMENT: ^.^ >>Seifer Almasy leans his head close to Zell. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Which is Zelly?" >>Seifer Almasy kisses his cheek. SOL: Which cheek is the question. >>Zell Dincht says, "I, I dunno.. I'm going by instinct." >>Seifer Almasy grins a little. >>Seifer Almasy says, "I think I know what you want." MILLIA: Tuna fish salad? KY: Pizza? TESTAMENT: Love and mutual respect in a relationship? SOL: Doggy Style!!! (Everyone attacks Sol) >>Zell Dincht says, "Oh?" >>Seifer Almasy moves behind Zell and fingers his ass gently... >>probing him a little. (Everyone stops beating up Sol) MILLIA: Sol was almost right. SOL: I'm on a roll! >>Zell Dincht moans softly. >>Seifer Almasy pokes a finger into him and kisses his back. KY: Note to self, if Seifer asks you to smell his finger. Don't! >>Zell Dincht gasps. >>Seifer Almasy rubs gently inside with his finger. >>Seifer Almasy says, "that hurt Zelly?" SOL: It's hurting me! >>Zell Dincht says, "A little..." >>Seifer Almasy continues to rub along inside him. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Still hurt?" >>Zell Dincht says, "No...." SOL: This is going to turn into a snuff film isn't it? TESTAMENT: No it's not! Edgey would have warned us! >>Zell Dincht moans. >>Seifer Almasy rubs a little more, stretching him out a tad. >>Zell Dincht moans softly. >>Seifer Almasy takes his finger out MILLIA: Pop!! KY: (Seifer) Smell my finger. EVERYONE ELSE: STOP!!! >>and presses himself to the opening, moving up >>on his knees a little. >>Zell Dincht moans softly as he is pushed into. >>Seifer Almasy pushes into him slowly, closes his eyes >>and rapping his arms >>around Zell's waist. EVERYONE: And they did the maceraina! >>Zell Dincht gasps at the initial pain. >>Seifer Almasy gets himself in then starts to moves >>slowly inside him, to help >>the pain stop. >>Zell Dincht moans softly. TESTAMENT: How many times did "Zell Dincht moans softly" appear in this fic anyway? MILLIA: How many times did "Zell Dincht" or "Seifer Almasy" appear in this fic? TESTAMENT: Touche! >>Seifer Almasy moves his mouth up Zell's back >>and nibbles his ear as he thrusts >>gently.. his fingers stroking Zell's hardness. >>Zell Dincht moans softly. TESTAMENT: Again!!! SOL: Maybe he's a soft moaner. TESTAMENT: Touche! You win again! >>Seifer Almasy says, "like this?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Ohh yeah.." KY: Macho Man. KY: Nevermind. >>Seifer Almasy builds up pace a little. SOL: And rams him like a frieght train! SOL: That's cheap! TESTAMENT: I know! >>Zell Dincht moves with him. KY: Across the room. MILLIA: Wouldn't that just be a sight. >>Seifer Almasy moans as he thrusts, his fingers rapping >>around Zell's hardness.. >>tugging on it. SOL: (Zell) Owie Owie! Owie Owie! >>Zell Dincht moves with him, moaning. >>Seifer Almasy says, "mmmmmm..... ohh... gods...." TESTAMENT: Yes....? Oh it's you agai...AH! >>Zell Dincht feels the pressure inside of him build up. >>Seifer Almasy thrusts harder, moaning deeply, his hands >>moving almost at the >>same pace as his hips. >>Zell Dincht cums with a gasp. MILLIA: And messed up the new furniture. >>Seifer Almasy gets it all over his hands and >>cums as well inside Zell... >>Zell Dincht collapses. >>Seifer Almasy lies down next to Zell, panting a little. >>Zell Dincht pants. >>Seifer Almasy drags his arms around Zell >>and pulls him onto his chest. >>Zell Dincht snuggles. MILLIA: Anyone else notice how "snuggles" is such a cute word? I don't know why, it's cute. SOL: And you thought I was weird! >>Seifer Almasy says, "mmmm... I feel good." >>Zell Dincht says, "So do I..." >>Seifer Almasy looks down at Zell and smiles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "That's good." KY: (Seifer) Or I may have to resort to making you cry again! >>Seifer Almasy closes his eyes and keeps his arms around Zell. >>Seifer Almasy says, "what now?" TESTAMENT: (Zell) Again Again! SOL: Don't encourage them. >>Zell Dincht says, "Hm.. I dunno. Rest?" EVERYONE: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! >>Seifer Almasy says, "Heh, I meant, am I going to keep you?" MILLIA: (Zell) $500 with shipping and handling. Then I'm yours. >>Zell Dincht says, "Heh. Of course" >>Seifer Almasy says, "good... I have plenty of hotdogs >>I can feed you too." SOL: O_O Tell me that was ment as the food. >>Zell Dincht smiles. >>Seifer Almasy strokes Zell's cheek. >>Seifer Almasy says, "and what else do you want Zelly?" MILLIA: (Zell) A new car, a mansion, a mink fur coat, dimonds, gold, a new computer system.... why? >>Zell Dincht says, "Your love..." MILLIA: That too. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Mmm, I suppose I can deal with that." KY: Now that was insensitive SOL: And then Zell starts crying.... again.... >>Zell Dincht says, "Good." >>Seifer Almasy kisses Zell softly. >>Zell Dincht kisses back. >>Seifer Almasy says, "I didn't think you would want me at all..." >>Zell Dincht says, "Why not?" TESTAMENT: Other then the fact he made your childhood a living hell, gee I wonder!! >>Seifer Almasy says, "cause, you always seemed to hate me... >>also, I thought you >>liked Squall." SOL: I was right about Squall! MILLIA: No you're not! He has Rinoa you putz! >>Zell Dincht says, "Squall? No. He was too into that Rinoa chick." MILLIA: See! >>Seifer Almasy says, "..... She used to like me......" KY: (Seifer) But then again everyone's had a ride with her. >>Seifer Almasy sighs and kisses Zell's head. >>Zell Dincht says, "I know." >>Zell Dincht kisses. >>Seifer Almasy says, "I have you now.... mmm.. EVERYONE: Beer! >>you're very clingy, aren’t you?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Yep.." >>Seifer Almasy says, "I suppose that's good." SOL: Until he starts showing up at your doorstep nude while you're throwing a big party. >>Zell Dincht says, "yup" >>Seifer Almasy grins. >>Seifer Almasy says, "I'm I cling able?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Yep.. very cling able." MILLIA: (Zell) You spilled Super Glue on your coat, how can you not be! >>Seifer Almasy says, "Why's that?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Cuz you're so damned sexy." TESTAMENT: (Singing) Oh! You sexy thing! >>Seifer Almasy says, "mmm... that's a very good reason... SOL: (Fat Bastard) I'm DEAD sexy! Look at my sexy body! KY: STOP! STOP! STOP! TESTAMENT: Well, Sol IS sexy. SOL: Eeep!! MILLIA: Still got it? TESTAMENT: Damn right! >>heh... you're very cute >>Zelly." >>Zell Dincht says, "Am I?" >>Seifer Almasy touches the tip of Zell's nose EVERYONE: HONK! >>and grins. >>Seifer Almasy says, "very." >>Zell Dincht smiles. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Never thought you were?" >>Zell Dincht says, "Nope." MILLIA: (Zell) Does my butt look big? >>Seifer Almasy laughs. >>Seifer Almasy says, "Now that's a shock." >>Zell Dincht says, "it is?" >>Seifer Almasy says, "yeah, you are very cute, >>I'm shocked no one ever at least >>told you!" >>Zell Dincht smiles. KY: (Zell) I'm soooooo cute! >>Seifer Almasy says, "I mean, I bet there are so >> many other people who want you." SOL: (Seifer) Like I don't know, Testament? SOL: Why are you smiling? TESTAMENT: .....No reason.... *sigh* >>Zell Dincht says, "There is?" >>Seifer Almasy says, "well, none of them can have you >>cause you're mine now." TESTAMENT: (under breath) Damn MILLIA: What was that? TESTAMENT: Nothing. >>Zell Dincht smiles. KY: For the 50th time through out this fic. >>Seifer Almasy says, "heh, you like that idea?" >>Zell Dincht says, "yup." >>Seifer Almasy says, "mmmm... good." SOL: And it is over! <1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6> TESTAMENT: Hotdogs! Get yer hotdogs! MILLIA: Are they fresh this time. TESTAMENT: Yeah yeah! I just want to see if Sol's been tramatized. I got him afraid of me now all I need is to get him scared of hotdogs! KY: Then your purpose in life is done? TESTAMENT: No, I still have to ressurect stupid old Justice. MILLIA: Good point. TESTAMENT: Sol! Want a hotdog. SOL: O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!! TESTAMENT: See! MILLIA: Amazing! SOL: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! It's Edgey!! KY: Wuss! EDGEY: So, did you like the fic? TESTAMENT: It was alright....^-^ heeee MILLIA: Not bad. KY: ......... SOL: WHY EDGEY!? WHY!? TESTAMENT IS HITTING ON ME!!! EDGEY: It's your problem. Well I hope you doopes can last thew the rest. ZATO: It's going to be a VERY bumpy ride! EVERYONE: ....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!! The End.... for now STINGER: **Zell Dincht drools - gobbles it down - wipes off his chin when he's done and burps.**