MSTing by Edgey This is all in good fun This is not to insult the author Don't take this personally ^_^ All of these are all copyrighted to their respectable owners. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GUILTY VERSION 2.2: EPISODE 2= MATERIA: A NIGHT AT THE GOLD SAUCER --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the far and distant future During a big fight, Guilty Gear fighters are gone away To a world of stories that bite. Edgey made a great attack, They could not even counter-act Edgey grinned a grin so sly She'll brake their brains until they cry. EVERYONE: "What the HELL!!" EDGEY: "I'll send them cheesy fanfics the ones that make you insane" (la la la) But they like to fight alot, so they can take the pain (la la la) Now keep in mind, they can't take control to make the fanfics stop Fighting is not the answer here Even if they want to kill each other GUILTY ROLL CALL ("Lets Rock!") Testament ("What the...?") Millia ("Oh boy!") Ky Kiske ("I don't like this") Sooooooooooool ("Go to hell") If your wondering why Edgey's mean and other pointless facts (la la la) EDGEY "Shut up and watch the fricken show! So sit down and relax" for Edgey's Theater of Brain Breaking (TWANG) ------------------------------------------------------------- KY: Good evening. If you veiwers are aware, we Guilty Gear fighters have been taken away to this torturous place. SOL: What the hell are you doing? KY: You just ruined the dramatic speech! Thanks alot! SOL: Shut up! MILLIA: Will you two stop fighting! TESTAMENT: Edgey is calling. EDGEY: So my little Guinea pig, are you ready for the next chapter? KY: This better not have bestiality in it again. EDGEY: No there isn't. Lesbian sex however.... EVERYONE BUT SOL: Oh....my....God.... SOL: That doesn't sound so bad... EDGEY: Well....enjoy! Shut up and watch the fic! KY: Damn... TESTAMENT: Fanfic sign! <6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1> SOL: That hurt you know. MILLIA: Shut up, it's starting. >>FINAL FANTASY VII >>Chapter Two: A Night at the Gold Saucer >>* * * >>Cloud finally finished relating the story >>to all the others in the lobby of the Ghost Square hotel. KY: (Cloud) And you Tifa, are now related to this terrible fic we are in now! MILLIA: (Tifa) But I want to be related to a different story! >>After waking up Cid, TESTAMENT: There's a bad move right there. Wake Cid up and he'll be swearing at you until you cry. MILLIA: (Cid) Sit down and drink you Fucking tea!! SOL: (Cid) Don't you like my hospitality!? KY: *siff* Cid just knows how to put a tear to everyones eyes. >>they proceeded upstairs to their rooms. TESTAMENT: They all had wild night of... EVERYONE ELSE: Stop! TESTAMENT: I was going to say Monopoly! SOL: Sex would have been much better. >>As was usually the case, there were few customers here, >>so each member of the party received a separate room for the night. MILLIA: Good, they seperated Red XIII and Yuffie! >>Cloud was looking out the window someone entered his room. EVERYONE:........huh.... KY: That made no sense >>In his foolishness he must have left the door open. SOL: Great, Clod head is going to get boffed by Red XIII as well. EVERYONE ELSE: O_O >>The bright green-eyed flower girl entered his room. >>He hadn't treated her too badly, though he made no >>special effort to impress her either. TESTAMENT: He walked around in a dress. I don't think that would impress anyone. MILLIA: I guess that would explain why you don't have a girl friend. TESTAMENT: What do you mean by that!? SOL: Man...you're wearing a skirt. TESTAMENT: .....DAMMIT! >>Though they were strangers at first, >>they had come to know each other fairly well. KY: So that's what sleeping together is called now. >>Aeris now forced Cloud out on a date. >>Cloud was rather ignorant. The main thought on his >>mind was chasing after Sephiroth. SOL: *snicker* So he wants Sephiroth and not Aeris. TESTAMENT: Explains the cross dressing KY: So says the dessert to the grain of sand. TESTAMENT: Shut up! >>Nothing else mattered much to him. >>Even as Aeris talked to him during the >>Round Square's free tour of the Gold Saucer, >>Cloud could think only of following Sephiroth. MILLIA: Now that is sad. He chose Sephiroth over Aeris.....then again I don't really blame him. Sephiroth is pretty sexy. >>He failed to take notice as Aeris tried to understand him. >>He didn't understand, though. SOL: (Cloud) Duuuuh, I don't understand. >>He didn't really care either. >>He didn't even look when Aeris began >>unbuttoning her dress for him. SOL: I thought Edgey said this was a lesbian story!? KY: Cross dressing Cloud. SOL: .....good point. >>"I want to meet the real you," she said, >>removing her bra and revealing her full and splendid breasts. SOL: O_O >>He paid no attention to her at all. >>He stared out from the vehicle, focusing only >>on the mission and Sephiroth. TESTAMENT: (Cloud) I will find you again my prince. >>Aeris' failed attempt to seduce Cloud had her >>feeling quite upset. MILLIA: (Aeris) He probably is thinking about Sephiroth again. >>She quickly put her pink dress back on as the ride ended. >>She and Cloud caught sight of Cait Sith. KY: (Cloud) Nice butt...for a stuffed doll thing. SOL: (Aeris) Oh look! Now he's staring at a doll and not me!! Bastard! >>This had to do with Cloud's sacred quest. >>Suddenly Cloud was quite aware of everything. >>Aeris was unhappy. TESTAMENT: Oh so Clod remembers the quest and doesn't notice a naked Aeris!! >>She had worked so hard to charm Cloud, SOL: By stripping down to her undies. >>and Cait Sith was now the object of his attention. >>How humiliating. MILLIA: We were right. We were actually right. >>Aeris felt rather jealous as Cloud talked >>endlessly with Cait Sith, for he had snubbed her completely. KY: He wants to boff a stuffed animal!? MILLIA: And I thought the Yuffie and Red XIII relationship was terrible. >>After listening to the rather annoying >>conversation between the ignorant man and his favorite stuffed toy, TESTAMENT: (singing) Won't you be my stuffed toy! TESTAMENT: Sorry....;_; >>the rejected Aeris returned slowly to the Ghost Square hotel. >>Cloud rushed ahead of her back to his room. SOL: (Cloud) I'm in a rush, me and Vincent have to... uh.....talk, yeah that's it! >>As she stomped in anger up the stairs, she saw a door open. >>At the top of the stairs, she saw someone come step >>out from the open doorway. >>Aeris could easily identify her. In her light white >>pajamas, her extremely healthy chest literally stuck out. TESTAMENT: Pamela Anderson? MILLIA: A porn actress? KY: Mai? SOL: He he he....Tiiiiiiifaaaaaaaaa!!! >>"Hi, Tifa," said Aeris, shyly. SOL: YES! SOL: Sorry!! >>Aeris was embarrassed to be seen alone at this time of night. >>She didn't want to tell Tifa about her failed date with Cloud. TESTAMENT: Yep, Tifa would probably tell her to forget about him and then BOOM, she gets to go on a date with him and he is completly in love with her. Why? SOL: Big Chest!! TESTAMENT: No one asked you! >>"Aeris, what are you doing?" asked Tifa. KY: (Aeris) Plotting Cloud's deminse. >>As Tifa talked, her large breasts bounced up and down a little. SOL: O_O MILLIA: This is going to be a long night. KY: We can go! TESTAMENT: So who's going to drag Sol out.... <1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6> KY: What are you doing? MILLIA: I'm looking for something... KY: What are those? MILLIA: Oh, these? They are videos from my spy cam. KY: Spy cam....why do you need one of those? MILLIA: Too see if Chocobo head in the fic actually when on a date with Cait Sith and not Aeris. KY: Hey that looks like Testament.... MILLIA: In a dress shop.....no, one of those leather shops.... KY: Buying......a dress.... MILLIA: You know what that means.... BOTH: BRIBERY!!! MILLIA: Damn, this was getting good too. <6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1> KY: Why were you late Testament TESTAMENT: No reason MILLIA: We gotta show you something when we get out of here Testament. TESTAMENT: Okay.... >>Aeris saw this and liked it. >>"Oh, I'm just going back to my room. >>That's all," said Aeris quietly. >>"You seemed angry walking up here. >>Do you want to talk about it?" asked the compassionate Tifa. TESTAMENT: (Tifa) Then when I find out it has something to do with Cloud, I'll steal him from you. Ha ha ha ha ha!! >>Aeris had planned on going back to sleep, >>but seeing Tifa's bouncing breasts invigorated her. SOL: They invigorated me! ^_^V >>She couldn't help herself as her underskirt became wet. EVERYONE: (teasingly) Aeris wet her pants!! >>"Sure, I'd love to talk," said Aeris. KY: (Aeris) or have sex. One of the two! >>"Come on in," said Tifa. Aeris gladly obeyed. >>She cleverly hid her current emotional state from Tifa. TESTAMENT: Is it me, or is the author making Aeris a horney little woman? >>"Here," said Tifa. "Sit here, next to me." >>Aeris sat on the bed next to Tifa, her underskirt still wet. >>Though the two had not met long ago, Aeris and >>ifa were already very good friends. MILLIA: So THAT's what it's called now! >>Aeris spoke timidly. "Tifa..." SOL: (Aeris) Lets kill Clod! You and me, together! >>"Yes?" Tifa genuinely wanted to help Aeris. >>Aeris calmed down and told Tifa the truth. "I took >>Cloud on a date tonight." KY: (Aeris) The bastard wanted Cait Sith instead of me! >>Tifa was clearly disappointed. She had feelings for Cloud. >>Everyone but Cloud himself could see that. "Oh..." TESTAMENT: (Tifa) Chocobo head must DIE!! >>Aeris quickly clarified the outcome. >>"Nothing happened. He didn't even pay attention to me. >>He seemed distracted by something else." MILLIA: (Aeris) All he could think of was Sephiroth, Cait Sith and Vincent all in his bedroom tonight. Hear that noise, it's probably them now! KY: *_* The thoughts! >>Tifa was secretly thrilled by this. >>She thought Aeris was talking about her. >> Tifa lied in kindness. "Oh, I'm sorry." SOL: (Tifa) Now I can have Cloud to myself..... I mean, that is such a tragity...really it is. >>Aeris was overcome with grief over Cloud. >>"It doesn't matter. He's not even worth it anymore. >>There's no getting through to him. I think it because..." TESTAMENT: (Aeris) He moans about Sephiroth all night and it is driving me insane!! >>Tifa anticipated the rest. "Yes?" >>Aeris needed a plausible excuse. >>"I think I'm coming between you two." >>Tifa knew it. Cloud wanted her, the way she wanted him. KY: Cloud wants to kill Tifa? TESTAMENT: No, that's Cloud and Sephiroth's relationship! KY: Oh yeah! >>She was very happy at the news. She was so glad that >>she became excited. Her breasts, unrestricted by her tight >>daytime wear, expanded beyond their usual size. SOL: O_O Oh...my...God..... TESTAMENT: Sol....are you okay? *BOOM* TESTAMENT: Sol blew a fuse. MILLIA: They don't make gears like they used to. KY: You know how to fix this problem right? TESTAMENT: Yeah yeah. >>Tifa folded her arms across her chest to hide >>them, but it was too late. Aeris had seen >>Tifa's breasts grow, and she too became excited. MILLIA: What is this!? Does Tifa have inflatable silicon in her? Does she have one of those little tire pumps with her!? >>Aeris concluded her thoughts. "Even though I won't >>ever make it with Cloud, I still want to be a part of >>both of you. The three of us have something special." >>Aeris wet her underwear again as she stared longingly at Tifa's chest. KY: Well I guess it's good that she's wearing a skirt so no one would notice, right Testament! TESTAMENT: (preoccupied) Yeah, yeah whatever. SOL: So what did I miss? MILLIA: Tifa's breasts expanding! >>Tifa was puzzled. "What do you mean, Aeris?" KY: She wants to have sex with you!! >>Aeris began thinking unusual thoughts. "Cloud isn't worth it, >>Tifa. You can do better. We can both do better." >>She remembered how well the two knew each other. >>"Find someone who understands you." Aeris began breathing heavily. TESTAMENT: Aeris is having a heart attack? At her age...wow. >>Tifa saw how excited Aeris was. "Who could be better >>then Cloud?" came the open question. SOL: ME!!! EVERYONE ELSE: Shut up!! >>Aeris repeated the idea. "Who?" She began breathing >>quicker and more nervously. "Who?" she asked again. SOL: Me! me! Pick me dammit! Just pick me! TESTAMENT: I should have never repaired him. >>Tifa could see the excitement intensifying in Aeris. >>"Aeris..." SOL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! >>They stared into each other's eyes for a few seconds. >>Tifa saw a gleaming light in the bright green eyes of Aeris. >>Tifa's brown eyes suggested to Aeris a longing that could be >>satisfied in only one way. EVERYONE: LEMON TRIGGER!! >>Aeris could no longer hold it. TESTAMENT: Gross! She wet the bed!! >>She grabbed the neckline of Tifa's shirt with both hands. >>With one strong motion, she tore the shirt in half and >>threw the parts onto the floor. Aeris quickly ripped the bra from >>Tifa's beautiful bosom. MILLIA: But she accidentally popped them! KY: (Aeris) ACK! I have silicon in my eye!! >>Before Tifa could say a word, Aeris forced her >>back down onto the surface of the bed. >>Tifa felt a great pleasure as Aeris began sucking delicately >>on her right breast. SOL: O_O YES!! >>Aeris gently massaged her left breast with her >>soft right hand. Tifa let out a long groan as she wet herself. TESTAMENT: What is it with these women with over active bladders? >>She continued to moan in joy as Aeris continued >>caressing her breasts, alternating mouth and hand >>between the pair. "Oh, Aeris..." cried Tifa. >>"Oh... Oh... Aeris... " KY: Folks, I give you a pointless sentence. >>Tifa could stand it no more. She flipped Aeris >>down on the bed and tore her way down Aeris' pink dress. >>The buttons flew and hit the walls of the hotel room. >>Tifa tossed the shreds of the dress on the floor. >>Aeris was naked, and she was beautiful. SOL: And very sexy! O_O TESTAMENT: Not to mention manly SOL: (queezy) Don't say stuff like that TESTAMENT: I'm glad I destroyed your train of thought. SOL: Just when things were getting good. MILLIA: Shut up! <1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6> TESTAMENT: So, what are you guys watching? SOL: Strike a pose! TESTAMENT: What!? TESTAMENT: O_O It's not what you think!! KY: Whatever, yaoi boy! TESTAMENT: HEY! I'm not yaoi! Just because I wear a.... MILLIA: He's going to admit he wears a skirt! TESTAMENT: Oh, well would you look at that. We have fanfic sign. Oh darn. SOL: There's no escaping it <6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1> SOL: Hurry up and sit yaoi boy. TESTAMENT: Pay attention to your porn fic Sol. >>Her full breasts had finally been freed from that >>horribly restraining dress. SOL: O_O Wow! TESTAMENT: See! You would have missed that scene if you paided attention to little old me. SOL: Thank you!! >>A single drop of clear liquid seeped from her pussy. >>Tifa quickly swooped down and caught the drop in her tongue. MILLIA: New and improved Aeris water fountain! Get one while supplies last! >>She rolled her tongue around in front of Aeris, >>savoring the drop of cum. KY: (Tifa) Mmmmmm....salty! >>Tifa lay down, her face at Aeris' vagina. >>Nothing could have prepared Aeris for what came next. SOL: Except for maybe a baseball bat!! >>Tifa skillfully maneuvered her tongue through >>the wall of skin into Aeris' tender pussy. SOL: Love me tender! Love me sweet! MILLIA: Lost cause. TESTAMENT: If he blows a fuse, he is going to stay broken. >>As Tifa moved her tongue in deeper and deeper, SOL: (in trance) deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper... KY: Just blow up already!! >>Aeris' bodily secretions streamed into her face. EVERYONE: O_O TESTAMENT: That should have been worded differently! >>Tifa's nose was tingling. >>Her face was warm, wet, and sticky. >>Aeris had peaked. EVERYONE: Peek a boo!! >>She clutched the edges of the bed to maintain any >>control she had left. SOL: (Scotish accent) Captain! We lost controll! We don't have the power!! TESTAMENT: Dammit Sol! I'm death, not a sex psycologist! >>"Tifa! Oh, Tifa..." Aeris' speech was quickly >>replaced by howls of pure sexual ecstasy. MILLIA: Thus waking everyone up. >>After some time, Tifa removed her tongue from Aeris' >>sweet vagina. She tore off her damp pants and quickly >>advanced up the bed. She sat on Aeris' face. KY: Crushing her in an instant. >>Aeris lashed her agile tongue into Tifa's juicy pussy. TESTAMENT: Juicey pussy? What is that, a new flavour of Juicey fruit!? >>She swirled her tongue around in circle while advancing >>up Tifa's vagina. Tifa climaxed, releasing a great stream >>of fluid into Aeris' face. MILLIA: Just in case. >>Tifa could only press her pussy down harder against >>Aeris' mouth to control herself. SOL: But Aeris sufficated. >>She let out a series of loud, joyful groans as >>Aeris continued to lick inside her. >>Tifa jumped up and threw her legs toward the bottome TESTAMENT: Bottome......I don't want to know >>of the bed. She rested her own body against Aeris. >>They wrapped their arms around each other and held >>on tight. Their breasts were in direct contact. >>They rubbed their pussies together. MILLIA: (Tifa) Aeris! Don't do that to Fluffkins!! >>They could each feel the other's fluids on their skin. KY: And the maid is going to be very pissed off in the morning. Not only does she have to clean up that mess, but she has to clean up Cloud's mess because he just had one of those dreams of Sephiroth flying threw the window. TESTAMENT: Stop!!! >>Tifa darted her quick tongue into Aeris' mouth. >>Aeris, enjoying the sample of her own cum, MILLIA: Quick, get your Aeris cum sample today! While supplies last! >>played with Tifa's tongue in her mouth. SOL: (Aeris) Tifa's tongue is so much fun! Wheeeeeeeeee!! >>The full body contact was too much to bear for the two. >>Their arms continued to squeeze tighter and tighter >>around each other. >>Their two volcanoes erupted simultaneously and >>poured a translucent lava over them. EVERYONE: Huh!? MILLIA: Remember what to do in case of a volcanoe eruption... EVERYONE ELSE: Duck, and cover! >>Aeris and Tifa eventually separated. KY: (Aeris) Damn five minute epoxy! >>Both were breathing heavily in sheer joy. SOL: (Tifa) We're having a heart attack but we are in sheer joy. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!! >>The Ancient spoke first. "I told you we could >>do better than Cloud." She licked her own cum >>from Tifa's face. It was sweet and sticky like honey. EVERYONE: DID WE NEED TO KNOW THAT!! >>Tifa smiled. "Yeah, who needs him?" >>Tifa licked her cum from Aeris' face now. >>Meanwhile, TESTAMENT: Sephiroth is showing Vincent a good time. MILLIA: Vincent? TESTAMENT: He got tired of Clod so he went to Vincent.0 >>she also fondled Aeris' tender breasts with her soft hands. >>"I told you I was coming between you two," remarked Aeris. SOL: Literally. >>"It doesn't matter. I love you, Aeris," said Tifa. >>She had never confessed love to anyone. "It's odd. >>I thought I was saving myself for Cloud." KY: And Cloud was saving himself for Sephiroth. >>Aeris was surprised. "Yeah, me too. I guess >>there was no point in waiting any more, though. >>He just ignores both of us. At least we'll always >>have each other. I love you, too, Tifa." TESTAMENT: (Aeris) Lets fuck! EVERYONE ELSE: TESTAMENT!! TESTAMENT: Yes? >>Tifa couldn't agree more. As she squeezed Aeris' breasts, SOL: It popped! >>she saw the sun rising over the Gold Saucer. >>"It's almost daytime. You'd better get back to >>your room... and sorry about the dress." MILLIA: (Aeris) Dammit! This is the only dress I where during the rest of the damn game! >>Aeris didn't mind. "Don't worry. It was worth it. >>Besides, I have another one just like it in my room." >>Tifa was slightly worried. "We don't want anyone to see >>us here like this." KY: So they are closet lesbians? >>Aeris agreed. "Right, Tifa. >>Another time, then," concluded Aeris, >>licking her lips as she got up and left the room naked. TESTAMENT: Too bad everyone else saw her. >>Tifa sighed. Aeris was not only her best friend, >>but her passionate lover as well. They had fought >>over Cloud. How foolish they were. This was her first >>time ever, and she loved it. SOL: And they made one hell of a mess. >>Tifa would keep the Night at the Gold Saucer with her forever. MILLIA: Until she scores with Cloud. >>* * * >>I, like many of FF7 fans out there, >>thought that Aeris and Tifa spent too much >>time bickering over Cloud. >>This was the obvious solution to that rivalry. TESTAMENT: I thought Sephiroth killing Aeris was the solution to the rivalry. SOL: That was mean! TESTAMENT: Well, that's for calling me yaoi boy. >>Questions or comments? MILLIA: Beatings with a dead squirrel. >>E-mail sailor_terra@hotbot.com >>By the way, how can Cloud get Barret or Yuffie >>for his date at the Gold Saucer? KY: Easy, you treat Tifa and Aeris like crap! >>I would be rather humored to see Cloud and Barret >>on a date (Not that there's anything wrong >>with that-- Seinfeld). >>Also, as a guy, I have no problem visioning >>lesbian sex, >>yet I am not thrilled at the prospect of >>two guys together. What do girls think about >>gay guys and lesbians? MILLIA: yaoi......^_____^ SOL: What I just saw ^_____^ KY: O_O TESTAMENT: I'm staying out of this one because everyone would be making fun of me if I said anything. <1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6> MILLIA: We still need to find the Cloud and Cait Sith video SOL: Lets see SOL: Yuffie and......I think we saw this one already. *_* KY: Edgey's calling EDGEY: Ummm....what are you doops doing? TESTAMENT: Looking for the video of Cloud and Cait Sith EDGEY: Oh that, here it is KY: Lets see, we have Cloud there with Cait Sith. TESTAMENT: Here comes a rather pissed off Sephiroth SOL: Wow, I never seen a sword cut through a stuffed animal like that before. MILLIA: Wow, now there's a fight between Sephy and Clod. Ouch, that was quite the smack! SOL: Wait, there's Vincent. Now Sephiroth and Vincent are leaving arm and arm.....O_O EVERYONE: Oh.....my.....God...... The End.....for now STINGER: *Their two volcanoes erupted simultaneously and Poured a translucent lava over them.*