Don't take this personally ^_^ All of these are all copyrighted to their respectable owners. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GUILTY VERSION 2.2: EPISODE 12= POTEMKIN'S FRIENDSHIP WITH DIZZY ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the far and distant future During a big fight, Guilty Gear fighters are gone away To a world of stories that bite. Edgey made a great attack, They could not even counter-act Edgey grinned a grin so sly She'll brake their brains until they cry. EVERYONE: "What... The... HELL!!" EDGEY: "I'll send them cheesy fanfics the ones that make you insane" (la la la) But they like to fight alot, so they can take the pain (la la la) Now keep in mind, they can't take control to make the fanfics stop Fighting is not the answer here Even if they want to kill each other GUILTY ROLL CALL ("Lets Rock!") Testament ("What the...?") Millia ("Oh boy!") Ky Kiske ("I don't like this") Sooooooooooool ("Go to hell") If your wondering why Edgey's mean and other pointless facts (la la la) EDGEY "Shut up and watch the fricken show! So sit down and relax" for Edgey's Theater of Brain Breaking (TWANG) ------------------------------------------------------------- (Everyone is staring at the screen that Edgey appears on. It seems to be that they are dissapproving of the fanfic she is going To make them watch) SOL: You can’t do this to us! It’s inhumain!! KY: It’s like mixing apples and oranges and saying they Make lemonaid! MILLIA: X_X whyyyy!!!??? TESTAMENT: I’m not impressed!! (Office of Brain Breaking [OBB]) EDGEY: I’m sorry but I must. It’s in my daily duties to torture You little piggys til you finally break. VENOM: No way around it ZATO: SO SUFFER!!!! (Edgey hits Zato over the head) EDGEY: That’s my line!! ZATO: sorry… *grumbles* (LOBBY) EVERYONE: Nooooooooooooo!! (OBB) EDGEY: Okay everyone! Shut up and watch the fic! (LOBBY) SOL: Why must it have to come to this? (lights and sirens come on) EVERYONE: WE HAVE FANFIC SIGN!!!!!! <1 2 3 4 5 6> >>It's been quite some time since I've read my old Dizzy fiction stories. KY: I wonder why it took you so long? MILLIA: The sheer crap of it all was just too much >>Anyways here is my three part Dizzy fiction story relating >>to Potemkin's GGX ending. It takes some kind of imagination >>to think up of the picture endings. ^_^ SOL: I dun even wanna think of yer sex fantasies X_X >>(Potemkin's Friendship with Dizzy Part One) TESTAMENT: It’s in parts! KILL IT! MAME IT! DO SOMETHING!!! MILLIA: we can only wait til this is over. ;_; >>After Potemkin defeated and finished up his fight against Testament... TESTAMENT: So he defeated his fight and finished me up? What… Huh… WHAT!?? KY: Yaoiful! TESTAMENT: I’m not yaoiful! ;_; SOL: You wear a skirt TESTAMENT: SHARRUP! >>He decided to get rid of Testament so that way he >>would no longer become a threat to the rest of the gear's once and for all. TESTAMENT: So he got rid of me because I’m a threat to the gears? SOL: Doesn’t that strike me as a good thing? MILLIA: SPEAK ENGLISH!!! >>Then Potemkin met up with his intelligence commander >>saying that the Gear that they were looking for as >>been hiding in the Forest Grove sector however >>time is running out for both Potemkin and the >>commander since the other Gear hunter's are also very >>close to hunting down the Gear that Potemkin is >>trying to help get out of the Grove. MILLIA: So… everyone… did that make sense to you? EVERYONE ELSE: noooooo >>The commander's battle plan strategy was to get >>to the Forest Grove before anyone else does and >>since humanity is also planning to kill the gear, KY: YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU FRUIT!!! SOL: Must… control… fist… of death… >>they need to complete this mission in less then 15-20 minutes. TESTAMENT: No pressure at all! In fact the more this Author rambles, the less time they have and that means Less fanfic! EVERYONE: yay! >>After the commander has briefed Potemkin for the final mission >>he also warned Potemkin not to hurt the gear severely >>or kill off the gear. MILLIA: or just slightly cripple it >>The main objective is to only knock out the gear >>and take it back to our Headquarter's as quickly as possible. SOL: I thought the main objective was to get to the gear Before everyone else does? TESTAMENT: It’s a Yushiro fic… is it supposed to make sense? SOL: you win again… >>Potemkin reply'd and copied the commander's order's and >>he ran to the Grove area as fast as he could. >>(He couldn't run very fast since he was so huge ^_^) MILLIA: ARRRR!! KILL! Author commentary!! >>After Potemkin finally reached the Forest Grove KY: He realized that he was really slow and the gear was already dead TESTAMENT: Now if he didn't kill me, that wouldn't have happened, seeing how I am the protector of Dizzy. >>he knew that this last objective was not going to be easy >>and he had less then 10 minutes to complete his task. MILLIA: 9 of those minutes was only the breifing >>He also cursed himself for not running fast enough since >>he is not the best runner for his size. SOL: as stated previously yes I know I know. >>However just as soon as Potemkin cursed himself for his disadvantage >>the gear appeared out of nowhere and showed herself to Potemkin. MILLIA: So Dizzy timed this just when Potemkin cursed himself? KY: Maybe she was thinking that if she timed it JUST RIGHT, he would have jinxed himself and lost the match! >>Potemkin was totally suprised to see a girl TESTAMENT: (Potemkin) duuuuh girl. >>out alone in the Grove and he introduced himself to her >>and he also wanted to know if she saw a >>gear around in the grove. However she explained to Potemkin >>that she was the gear that the hunter's and >>human's wanted dead because of their fear toward's her... KY: Okay fic.. ya lost me. SOL: 1 sp34K l337 l@nGu@ge! LOLLOLOLOL!1111 MILLIA: How the heck did you do that!? o-O SOL: I'm special. TESTAMENT: in an olympic sort of way... SOL: shut up you. >>Potemkin was totally suprised that this innocent and >>charming girl was a very dangerous gear TESTAMENT: Wait til you meet yer Right wing MILLIA: that sounded wrong in so many ways. >>and now he doubt's the action's of the hunter gear's >>and humanity itself for what he felt was truly a huge misunderstanding >>and mistake for trying to kill this girl that is half gear, half human. KY: And is a popular linking word. MILLIA: LEARN TO WRITE! SOL: 4 U R l337! TESTAMENT: Stop that! SOL: n0 TESTAMENT: ARRRR! >>Anyway's Potemkin would love to introduce himself to the girl MILLIA: THANK YOU FOR FINALLY GETTING TO THE POINT! >>however time is running out for both of them SOL: Must be all that deep thinking >>and he asked a question regarding the girl's name. SOL: (Potemkin) What's your name? KY: (Dizzy) Go to Hell! ZAP! TESTAMENT: If only. MILLIA: Will the fic spend and hour before he finally finishes that point? >>The girl happily told him that her name is Dizzy >>and she decided to show her true self transforming into her outfit. >>Potemkin was actually amazed that the girl had a tail and both >>Wing's of an Angel and Death that actually possessed incredible power. MILLIA: So she killed him and the fic ends? TESTAMENT: Dizzy doesn't kill! She's kind. MILLIA: Can she make exceptions ;_; SOL: I wish. >>However Potemkin was only concerned about the matter's at hand KY: And wasted ANOTHER 4 MINUTES! >>and he offered to Dizzy that it wasn't safe for her to stay in the Grove SOL: HUH!? How the heck can you offer that it's not safe??? MILLIA: Deals deals deals! This offer is not complete without telling you that it is INDEED not safe! GARENTEED! >>anymore and he want's her to come with him... >>However Dizzy is afraid of Potemkin TESTAMENT: Or more afraid to the fact that Potemkin comes out of no where and says "Hey little girl, I have candy in my truck, wanna leave the Grove?" SOL: *laughs* He sounds like a stalker pervert. TESTAMENT: You never know ~dramatic clap of thunder~ KY: o-O where did that come from!? >>that he was one of the hunter's that is trying to hurt her >>and she refused his offer. Dizzy's wing's also got angry at Potemkin >>and decided to attack him out of the blue. EVERYONE: YEAH! SOL: KICK HIS ASS! MILLIA: TURN HIM INTO GRASS! KY: AND SMOKE IT AND SMOKE IT! TESTAMENT: GOOOOO WINGS! >>Potemkin couldn't convince Dizzy to come with him however he >>notices that it's not Dizzy's fault because of her wing's personality >>and the tail are her sources of power and now with not much time left, >>Potemkin has to find a way to fight against Dizzy without hurting her severely. MILLIA: So he has to severly hurt her tail because her wings are a source of power and Dizzy has personality??? SOL: don't make sense, just read! >>Potemkin has no choice now but to fight against Dizzy that has incredible >>power similar to Justice and time is running out for both Potemkin and Dizzy >>who are now fighting for their very lives against time... *everyone stares at awe at the screen* EVERYONE: HUH!? >>(Potemkin's Friendship with Dizzy Part Two) KY: Oh no a second part! SOL: EDGEY HOW COULD YOU!! MILLIA: It's only a fic... it's only a fic... OH GOD IT"S A FIC! TESTAMENT: X_X >>Dizzy really didn't want to fight or hurt anyone >>since she doesn't believe in injuring any human's or gears TESTAMENT: As I stated yes. >> however the personalities of her Wing's wanted a fight >>against Potemkin and that's exactly what they wished for. SOL: But they wanted to fight him and how could they exactly.... fic... you lost me... >>Potemkin tries to get close to Dizzy-chan MILLIA: KILL!! DESTROY!! CALLING HER EFFECTIONATE NAMES LIKE THEY ARE DATING!! KY: o-o calm down junior... >>and attempt to rush her down with his charging double punch strike >>but Dizzy's Angel Wing predicted the attack easily and sent a Ice Fish Laser >>to stop Potemkin in his track's and Dizzy makes the first attack moves against Potemkin SOL: First attack! 100 points! KY: Weena is you! >>after the fish countered Potemkin's attack... MILLIA: A fish countered his attack? o-O >>After Potemkin get's up from Dizzy's attack's he knew that this >>fight was going to be a lot harder then the fight he had >>with Justice in the Guilty Gear tournament. SOL: and Testament is still whiney as always TESTAMENT: I am not ;_; SOL: You whine TESTAMENT: I DON"T WHINE! *whines* >>Potemkin shakes his head and tries to figure >>out another way to get close to Dizzy... >>Dizzy's wing's have read Potemkin's plan's perfectly MILLIA: Jeez, did Potemkin just write his plans out on this forhead or something!? >>and the Angel wing decided to throw a electric spear head >>toward's Potemkin which he deflected the spear with a backfist >>however just as soon as the spear was deflected Potemkin did >>all he could to block all the low and high kicks/slashes >>but Dizzy was able to land her crouching kick tail that caught >>Potemkin by suprise and she finished the combo off with the Angel >>Wing's Ice pillar strike on the ground that lifted up Potemkin and >>Dizzy's assault was endless until Potemkin was exausted from all the >>beating that he was taking from a girl gear that just want's to >>coexist with everyone but is willing to protect herself from any >>kind of danger that she felt would kill her... SOL: Folks.. I give you the longest sentence on earth! KY: and the beginning is still no in that as well! TESTAMENT: LEARN TO USE PUNCTUATION! >>Potemkin was still on the corner of the tree cut, bruised, >>fatigued, shakened but not stirred KY: *robotic* ha ha ha. he made a funny >>with the fact that Dizzy was a lot stronger then Justice however >>Potemkin's reason's is because she is trying to protect herself from >>endangering her own life and her innocence has already proven that to him. SOL: While she kills you? MILLIA: No no! Her wings and tail do that! >>Dizzy gave some respect toward's Potemkin for attempting >>a decent fight however she felt that she hurt Potemkin too much >>and she really want's to stop this pointless fighting >>and have Potemkin leave her alone. KY: But he wants to protect you! TESTAMENT: That was my job but I'm dead in this fic so it really doesn't matter >>Dizzy actually cared for everyone, even for Potemkin >>which she felt that she overwhelmed Potemkin with her long >>range tactic's and brought the huge muscle Potemkin down to his knees. MILLIA: BOW YOU DOG!! SOL: This isn't a Hentai fic >>She also apologized to Potemkin for hurting him >>so badly and she want's him to leave the grove... EVERYONE: YAY! >>Potemkin disagree'd EVERYONE: BOOO!!! >>and he told Dizzy that they're are gear hunter's and humans >>that are very close to where we are and he really cared for Dizzy >>for the fact that if he doesn't get Dizzy out of the forest then >>both of them will be killed in a matter of second's... KY: So techincally he's afraid that he'll get killed too. >>After Dizzy hearing Potemkin's plea to come with him she >>never thought that a gear would actually help her out TESTAMENT: WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute! since when was Potmonkey there a gear??? I am a gear and helped her! RAH BLAH! *gives the screen the middle fingure* SCREW YOU FIC! SOL: Sit down before you hurt yourself skirt boy. >>and to feel that she actually belong's in a world full of hate and sorrow... >>However Dizzy's Wing's have prepared to finish off Potemkin once and for all MILLIA: And the wings came to that conclusion when they were too busy babbling. >>and Dizzy charged toward's Potemkin however she didn't want to kill Potemkin >>but she still has no control over her wing's and tail. KY: But she has control over her arms and legs and brain and heart. So fic, I really dun see the point in all of this crap!?!? SOL: I guess the tail made the decision that it wanted to have a bow at the end of it as well. >>Potemkin saw Dizzy coming still kneeling after he had suffered taking >>a hard beating against Dizzy however he predicted that Dizzy actually jumped... TESTAMENT: How many Dizzy's does it take to get into the tootsy roll center of a crappy fic? >>Potemkin finally had the edge to knock down Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh >>and not hurt her severely at the same time. SOL: Use a tranquillizer dart? >>When Dizzy was about to use her jumping wing attack Potemkin >>countered perfectly with his Overdrive Air Grab and grabbed Dizzy >>n the air and landing on the ground with Dizzy on his shoulders... TESTAMENT: *in trance* dum dum dizzy dizzy dum dum dizzy dizzy.. SOL: This fic is making me dizzy @_@ >>The fighting finally ended with Dizzy's mistake of jumping in the air >>against Potemkin and he finally took advantage of that crucial mistake... MILLIA: It only took him an hour to figure that out!!! >>Potemkin checked Dizzy's pulse and she is just knocked out unconcious but >>still breathing and not injured from Potemkin's grab. KY: BUT SHE'S UNCONCIOUS!!! *Sol lights a ciggarette* SOL: X_X these better last me. >>He is very happy that the fighting was finally over and he felt >>that Dizzy would be happy that she got caught by Potemkin's throw. EVERYONE: HUH!?!? TESTAMENT: X_X I wouldn't be happy! >>Now with only less then five minutes MILLIA: Half of those minutes were wasted on the explanation of things of course. >>until the other gear's and human's show up Potemkin's objective is >>complete and the commander has told Potemkin through radio transmission's >> that they're is a airship waiting for pickup. >> Potemkin copied the last order and has decided to make a run for >>it while carefully holding a unconcious Dizzy KY: Meanwhile, he running and her head is hitting tree branches and what not. >>and get him and her to the airship before the five minutes are up... MILLIA: Then stop thinking about it and do it!! >>Potemkin is running with Dizzy a lot better since he is running with a girl >>that he truly wanted to help get out of the forest EVERYONE: HUH!? TESTAMENT: My fragile mind! >>and he told her that she can start a new life once >>they both are back to Potemkin's Headquarters... SOL: Ew... that sounds wrong... >>Potemkin and Dizzy only had one minute left however he saw the commander's airship >>>and they're was joy knowing that the mission is a huge success KY: And the crowd goes wild EVERYONE: *blandly* yay >>and Potemkin layed Dizzy comfortably on the seat and >>he layed a comfortable blanket on Dizzy so she wouldn't catch a cold. MILLIA: But isn't she OUT COLD? *laughtrack MILLIA: Where did that come from? O_o >>Just as soon as everything was set, the airship finally took off and >>finally Potemkin and Dizzy are finally safe from harm. >>Just in time as well because all the gear hunter's and human's finally >>found Dizzy's grove however they have noticed that she is gone KY: (hunter) She was here a second ago! >>and they're hunger for killing off the dangerous gear has made >>them very angry to the point that SOL: they started to do scenes from Lord of the Flies? KY: Kill the pig! Drink it's blood!! >>they have given up on their hunt for the gear. MILLIA: wow... they're anger made them do something DRASTIC! >>(Potemkin's Friendship with Dizzy Part Three) >>After the airship finally landed safely on the Headquarter's platform >>the commander ordered Potemkin to take Dizzy to her room since >>they both feel it isn't right to put Dizzy in a prison. >>Potemkin was gladly happy to accept the order TESTAMENT: Oh how perverted that sounded. -_- >>and he carried Dizzy to a very fancy room that was formerly >>their queen's room unfortunately the queen passed away a long time ago MILLIA: And thus explaining why she has the room, yes I know! >>and Potemkin was glad that Dizzy would be having the former queen's >>room as her guest of honor... SOL: So he's happy the queen is dead then? >>ter Potemkin lay's Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh >>on the queen's bed, he wishes her that she would be alright >>for what he has done for her and wishes Dizzy good night and sweet dreams... >>(Now the story is focused on Dizzy from now on till the end of the fictional story ^_^) KY: You didn't have to point that out to us ya know MILLIA: Rule number one... DON'T TREAT YOUR READERS LIKE FOOLS!!!! >>Dizzy finally woke up from being unconcious for a day SOL: But not hurt. Oh no! >>and she is wondering what happened to her and why is she here >>in a beautiful room and sleeping in a very nice comfortable bed. >>However her curosity disappeared and she felt happy in her new room TESTAMENT: (Dizzy) I'm in a strange room and I don't know where I am... aw screw it, I'm happy! >>and her new freedom from the Forest Grove that she used to live. >>Also one of the staff attendants wanted to check on Dizzy and >>he saw Dizzy awake lying on her bed just to make sure that she is alright. >>Dizzy was first scared of him however since he was so kind to her she never >>felt so happy in her entire life. KY: (Dizzy) that guy is going to stab me with a needle but I'm happy so I don't care! MILLIA: Dizzy sounds like a ditz! >>She nodded to the attendant saying that she is feeling a lot better >>and the attendant brought some Hot ramen and water for Dizzy >>since she hasn't eaten for the past several day's... TESTAMENT: Well maybe if you didn't kill me off she would have had eaten something!! SOL: you're bitterness lies in the fact that you are killed off??? TESTAMENT: .....yes.... >>Dizzy was suprised by the kindness of the attendant >>and she thanked him for the food and hospitality. >>He was happy that Dizzy is actually back to her innocent >>personality even though she still wore her outfit MILLIA: (Dizzy) OOOH HO HO! BOW YOU DOG!! TESTAMENT: o.o;;; that's out of character!! >>and he said that if she needed anything else just ask me or Potemkin >>and we would be happy to help you out. Then when the attendant >>left and close the door Dizzy felt that she needed to change clothes >>since her outfit would be too flashy for the people in this complex (^_^). KY: Me thinks the author of this fic has a Dizzy complex SOL: I'm still getting dizzy from this fic. >>She opened the closet door's and Dizzy found a very beautiful white, pink flower >>Kimono that the queen used to wear and she tried on the Kimono which fit perfectly for her. >>Dizzy found a new happiness of her Kimono and her new life in Potemkin's HQ... MILLIA: happiness in a Kimono... Testament... that girl needs help (everyone nods) >>ter Dizzy went through the endless hours of touring through Potemkin's HQ with Potemkin, >>zzy was amazed of the technology that they had in the complex SOL: WALL MOUNTED KEYBOARDS! THIS MUST BE THE FU~TURE! >>and the commander also wanted to study Dizzy as to why she became so powerful. KY: He wants to look at her beasts? >>Potemkin told Dizzy that it's alright if she doesn't want to participate in the >>testing however they needed to clear up her potiential and they told Dizzy >>that it won't hurt her at all... MILLIA: Only stick a few needles here and there. noooo biggy >>Dizzy agreed and they tested her out successfully without hurting her and the result's >>are extremely amazing since the fact that Dizzy matured very early however the reason is >>because when Dizzy was a baby they found out that she was suffering from a fatal disease >>and someone cured the disease by making her half gear EVERYONE: HUH!???! TESTAMENT: O_o my brain really hurts now! >>but keeping Dizzy's innocent and caring personality inside of her mind. >>Potemkin and the commander finally understood what Dizzy was going through >>and they feel a lot better treating Dizzy has her quest of honor which Dizzy >>felt very happy that Potemkin and everyone else at the HQ finally understand's >>her personality SOL: But her wings and tail have a mind of their own! KY: Explains why that tail goes under the waitresses skirts all the time >>and she also has made many friends here that Dizzy can coexist >>with while she is living in her new life...(That is basically the end of part three >>to the story and the friendship between Dizzy and Potemkin becomes stronger until >>Dizzy becomes the new queen...However that is not the end of the story yet. ^_^) MILLIA: THEN WHY THE *beep* DID YOU TELL US THE *beep*ING ENDING!!!??? >>The next day when Dizzy-chan decides to wear her white, pink flower Kimono she >>noticed that they were one pair of shades that were sitting on top of the drawers. >>Dizzy was curious of what these shades were for and she decided to try them >>on to see how they would look on her... KY: Oddly enough she started to prance around the room claiming she is INDEED bad enough dudes. >>Unfortunately she was very frightening by the fact that the room became >>really dark all the sudden just by wearing the shades and she threw the shades at >>Potemkin's general direction TESTAMENT: Hitting him in the forhead doh! >>just as soon as he opened the door checking on Dizzy-chan... >>Potemkin didn't see the flying shady glasses and it smack's >>Potemkin right in the middle of his face. TESTAMENT: I was right! O.O SOL: This isn't right! DAMN YOU FIC!! >>Then out of nowhere K' just appeared after the >>shady glasses have hit Potemkin and just beat the crap out of him. EVERYONE: HUH!!??? O_o >>After K' was done beating up Potemkin and took his >>shady glasses back K' introduced himself EVERYONE: WHAT!?!?! O_O KY: How the hell did K' get into this fic!?!? >>to Dizzy-chan MILLIA: ugh.. >>but quickly vanished after the introduction of K'. >>She had this WTH expression of what is going on SOL: Like us? EVERONE: o_o >>and she sees a knocked out Potemkin. Potemkin said that he was alright but >>he passed out on the floor saying the word "Medic" SOL: This fic as hit a new time low... Discuss... >>and Dizzy-chan just giggled and kissed Potemkin on the forehead saying >>that he'll be fine soon and decided to have the staff send Potemkin to the >>medical room...Dizzy blushed after kissing him and she feel's that she >>is already a good friend to Potemkin and she hopes that they're >>relationship will become stronger. ^_^ TESTAMENT: The smilie is silent >>(End of Story) EVERYONE: THANK YOU!!!!! SOL: Lets get out now!! <6 5 4 3 2 1> SOL: WORK DAMN YOU! WORK DAMN YOU! KY: EDGEY ANSWER!! MILLIA: (takes an asprine) NOW! TESTAMENT: *shivering in a corner* so... cold... so... cold... (O.B.B.) EDGEY: yeeeeeeesss? (LOBBY) MILLIA: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??? (O.B.B.) EDGEY: the fic? Oh that! it's a horrid thing yes I know. Guess what... (LOBBY) EVERYONE: what? (O.B.B.) EDGEY: YOU GET TO WATCH MORE!! OOOOH HO HO HO HO HO HO EDGEY: Ummm... EDGEY: Ah poopie. -_- (the end... for now....) STINGER: "However just as soon as Potemkin cursed himself for his disadvantage the gear appeared out of nowhere and showed herself to Potemkin."