Don't take this personally ^_^ All of these are all copyrighted to their respectable owners. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ GUILTY VERSION 2.2: EPISODE 16= NOT SO GUILTY-GEAR ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ In the far and distant future During a big fight, Guilty Gear fighters are gone away To a world of stories that bite. Edgey made a great attack, They could not even counter-act Edgey grinned a grin so sly She'll brake their brains until they cry. EVERYONE: "What... The... HELL!!" EDGEY: "I'll send them cheesy fanfics the ones that make you insane" (la la la) But they like to fight alot, so they can take the pain (la la la) Now keep in mind, they can't take control to make the fanfics stop Fighting is not the answer here Even if they want to kill each other GUILTY ROLL CALL ("Lets Rock!") Testament ("What the...?") Millia ("Oh boy!") Ky Kiske ("I don't like this") Sooooooooooool ("Go to hell") If your wondering why Edgey's mean and other pointless facts (la la la) EDGEY "Shut up and watch the fricken show! So sit down and relax" for Edgey's Theater of Brain Breaking (TWANG) ------------------------------------------------------------- SOL: NO NO NO SKIRT BOY! What are ya doing??? TESTAMENT: It's stressful! MILLIA: I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF PAAAAAAAAAAAIN! KY: Go left Millia... now right! right! YEAH! MILLIA: I AM THE PONG MAST-AAAAAAA!!! TESTAMENT: Aw fiddle sticks. KY: Edgey's calling MILLIA: PONG-DA! *victory sign* [OBB] [LOBBY] SOL: What? KY: Why are you grinning like that? TESTAMENT: They're learing at us! MILLIA: PONG MAST-AAAAAAAAA! [OBB] EDGEY: Boy oh boy do we have a fic for you! ZATO: It's your very first Guilty Gear fic! VENOM: And it's yaoi!! [LOBBY] MILLIA: (out of her pong trance) So it's a story about you and Zato? SOL: Zing! [OBB] EDGEY: No no no! Actually... aw hell.. I'll let you find out for yourself. It features the worst case of Out of Character sign I have ever seen... Enjoy! [LOBBY] TESTAMENT: Great... I lost to Millia in Pong and now we have to see a yaoi fic! MILLIA: POOOOONG... MILLIA: FANFIC SIGN!!!!! <6 5 4 3 2 1> >>[[ GUILTY GEAR/GGXWRPG ]] SOL: That's us... well.. what's that GGXWRPG thing?? KY: Guilty Gear X-treme Warping Rally Pogo Gallery? TESTAMENT: Beats out Dead or Alive Beach Volley ball I say! >>OK, ppl, this is a graphic Sol x Testament YAOI fic, SOL AND TESTAMENT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! MILLIA: I'm going to like this! KY: Oh this is going to be fun! >>which I decided to post 'cos I've never seen >>one with Testament in it. SOL: SO YOU PAIR ME UP WITH SKIRT BOY??? TESTAMENT: Just because I'm not in yaoi makes it a good thing gosh darnit all! >>So, anyway, if you don't like male/male stuff, >>plz don't read, especially not if ur gonna flame me! >>The rest of you, plz R&R ^_^ KY: Rest and Relaxation.. how? We're gonna see Sol nude! SOL: Yeah... HEY! >>Disclaimer: I do not claim to own any of the characters >>or any other part of Guilty Gear. MILLIA: Amen to that!! >>The only thing in that belongs to me is the story. >>So there. ^.~ MILLIA: (writer) So fooey on you *sticks tongue out* >>Warnings: YAOI citrus/lemon, SOL: Citrus... that's a new one... WAIT! Citrus is a mixture! So I might be with a chick! :D KY: I think it's just a very clouded yaoi writer thinking citrus is a "kawii" term for lemon. SOL: DAMMIT! masturbation, OOCness ( I think - sorry >_<), MILLIA: Whoa! A fic writer ADMITS to having out of character sign! >>strong language, sort of non-consensual theme, SOL: I guess I can look on the bright side... at least it's not me and a Chocobo. KY: Amen to that! >>and spoilers, if you’ve not seen Sol’s ending... >>not for young ‘uns! MILLIA: So Sol's ending is not for children? >>Pairings: MILLIA: Wait... there's more then one??? >>Sol x Testament, SOL: I hate Testament! TESTAMENT: And I hate Sol! BOTH: So there! >>slight Justice +Testament, KY: Ew! Now we know what that blue thing was really for! >>and slight Ky + Sol. MILLIA: I'm the only character not tainted! YEAH! >>Archive: none so far...ask if u want, though...O_o SOL: This is going to be archived in the most different way. Tee hee hee. KY: Tee hee? >>Author’s Note: TESTAMENT: The Disclaimer just won't end! It's a Mobius disclaimer isn't it?? >>I’m sorry if I got any details wrong, but u know, the storyline >>is a bit vague in the first Guilty Gear... MILLIA: No no.. lets leave the fic writer in their own little fantasy land. SOL: 'Kay... >>so, don’t flame me if I get something wrong, please? O_o >>I could probably think up more chapters, but only if I >>get some nice reviews ^_^ which I doubt ^_^ KY: Again the fic writer admits to flaws! >>Don’t read if u don’t like this kind of thing, TESTAMENT: What if we're forced to read it? >>and then flame me, or I’ll get VERY angry... ok? ^.^ >>Flamers are sad, anyway. SOL: What about me... I'm a FLAMER... GET IT! KY: Shut up Sol. >>Unless there’s good reason for flaming... >>I hope the rest of you like it. >>Bye bye! -Lexxie xxx >>Thoughts are in ‘these’. >>Not-so-Guilty-Gear by the Yaoi Queen MILLIA: I thought it was by Lexxie xxx?? >>-------------------------------- >>At Justice’s Headquarters... TESTAMENT: Justice has a headquarters? KY: Probably goes to everyone to follow him in the bathroom because that's his office. >>As Justice prattled on about how Gears would rule the world, TESTAMENT: (Justice) Gears will rule the world EVERYONE ELSE: yay TESTAMENT: (Justice) because we are gears.. and we will rule the world! EVERYONE ELSE: yay >>as usual, Sol Badguy blocked it all out SOL: (himself) It's his stupid gears will rule the world speech... hey why am I on Justice's side?? >>and focused his attention on the beautiful and deadly Gear, SOL: Say I-no! Say I-no! For the love of all that's sweet and natural I will set aside my hate for her and fall in love with her in this fic! >>named SOL: I-no >>Testament. SOL: DAMMIT!!! >>The androgynous man didn’t seem to be paying any attention to Justice, MILLIA: (Testament) Dammit, my skirt's riding up again! KY: (Testament) That darn thong is like floss up my wazoo I tell ya! TESTAMENT: Quiet you two. >>but he wasn’t aware of Sol’s lustful stare, either. >>Sol smiled slightly. MILLIA: (Sol) I wonder what wearning a skirt would really be like? >>Ah, but he was so ignorant. Ignorant of his own sinister beauty. SOL: I'm dead sexy. TESTAMENT: the fic was referring to me... SOL: I'm still dead sexy. >>Testament had unnaturally pale, flawless skin, almost a deathly pallor, >>and emotional crimson eyes, framed with long, dark lashes. TESTAMENT: Yeesh! I'm a porn star now! KY: (as porn music) Wa wa wa waaaaaa >>His silky jet-black hair hung loosely to his slender waist. SOL: By Pantien Pro V >>He was tall and very slim, and very feminine in appearance, >>but with a strong air of masculinity. SOL: Must be the skirt. TESTAMENT: Why I outta... >>Around his smooth throat he wore a studded collar, MILLIA: (Testament) Is there any studs in the room... besides me? >>and his unusual -but pleasantly revealing- clothes were also black in colour. >>In his hand, he carried his precious scythe. To most, Testament would seem >>purely evil, and not to be attracted to. TESTAMENT: But my stats say I like kids and potatoes! KY: Yeah... that makes him a likable lug! MILLIA: ALL HAIL POTATOES! SOL: POTATOES ARE GOD! >>Sol was not, however one of those people. He was fascinated by him. SOL: (Himself) Doesn't he get sick and tired of wearing a skirt... don't his legs get cold? >>Just then, he spoke, answering a question that Justice appeared to have asked him. KY: (Testament) For the last time squirrels don't know how to run missle launchers! >>Sol smiled upon hearing that voice. SOL: He sounds like Kooky the clown! >>So unusual, yet so appealing. It actually had two tones- one female, one male. TESTAMENT: Now just male because me and Zio are not one anymore thank you very much fic writer! KY: But you were at the time... TESTAMENT: yeah but Sol isn't even evil! KY: Got me there >>Testament could also change his face into that of a bare skull if he pleased. TESTAMENT: Like... NOW! MILLIA: DON'T DO THAT!! >>Yes, some could fairly say he was Death himself. MILLIA: Others might say he's just the best damn Halloween prankster ever. >>Sol stopped admiring the other Gear when he realised he was also being spoken to. SOL: Tifa? Is that you?? >>"Sol? Are you listening!?" Justice demanded. SOL: Yes I like Tifa's chest... I mean... yes I was listening! >>"...Yes. You were saying?" Sol answered flatly. MILLIA: (Justice) Do squirrels know how to drive cars? >>"I said, ‘will you accompany Testament at the massacre?'" KY: (Justice) Or do I have to put on a frilly thong and do it myself?? >>Sol rose an eyebrow. SOL: The people's eyebrow... if you SMEEEEEEEELALALALALA... what Sol... is cooking... >>‘Sounds like fun...’ he thought. "Sure, I’ll go." >>He could see Testament grinning. Well, he really DID love massacres... TESTAMENT: Key word... DID SOL: Now's he's a tree hugging hippy and wants marajuana legalized. >>"Good. You’ll be leaving on Saturday. KY: (Gear) But I have soccer practice on Saturday! >>You’re all dismissed." Justice said, and turned and >>flew away, no doubt to do some killing of his own. MILLIA: (Justice) Dum de dum! Oh look a kitten! I'm gonna kill it! >>Sol turned to Testament. "You don’t usually need any help with massacres, Testament..." TESTAMENT: (himself) but this one is a lot harder. I have to massacre a fruit stand! >>Testament tilted his head to the side slightly, looking somewhat amused. MILLIA: (Testament) You have a booger flaring out of your nose! >>"Weren’t you listening? Justice informed you why I was to take a partner..." KY: TO HAVE HOT STICKY YAOIFUL SEX WITH EM!! KY: What? >>"Ah...well..." >>"I thought so." Testament smirked. "I’ll fill you in. MILLIA: Literally.. >>Basically, we’re to kill the Knights of the Holy Order. All of them." SOL: So two against two thousand and two... SOUND FAIR TO ME! >>Sol’s eyes widened. That certainly explained why Testament would need help. >>He was powerful, but not strong enough to take out all the Knights. KY: So two should be able to do the trick.... SOL: Wait... I WANT to kill all gears... what's going on!?!?! >>"Sol...I know you were once...friends...with the leader, Ky, KY AND SOL: FRIENDS!? KY: We hated eachother! SOL: Still do! BOTH: So there! >>and if it helps, I’ll take care of--" >>"NO!! I don’t care about him, I never did. I’ll kill him, Testament. >>I have a score to settle." Sol frowned darkly. >>"As you wish." Testament nodded understandingly. >>‘Baby, u have no idea what I wish...’ Sol thought, EVERYONE: HUH? MILLIA: Baby, why's youz got to go? >>eyeing Testament’s semi- bare body hungrily. KY: Sol's a leering pervert!! SOL: AM NOT! >>Testament noticed, and shifted position slightly, TESTAMENT: Avoiding to bend over in the near future. >>so that the folds of his black robes covered his exposed thigh. MILLIA: didn't help because now we see his butt crack! EVERYONE: DOH! >>He felt rather uncomfortable when Sol did that. SOL: I feel uncomforatable when the fic makes me do that too! >>And he did it a lot. >>Sol had to use all his iron will to resist grabbing the godly >>beautiful man and fucking him silly. SOL: *groans* Can't you tell the writer is a Testament fangirl?? MILLIA: (sarcastically )Godly body, sexy eyelashes... no Sol I just can't see what you mean. >>"Well, Sol, we should rest a lot over the next couple of days... TESTAMENT: Til Saturday.. though I hear Larry has soccor practice so I might skip the genocide and just watch that instead. >>you should go to bed now..." Testament suggested, peering out >>at Sol from under his dark lashes. MILLIA: By Revlon. >>‘Good idea, how ‘bout we share a bed?’ EVERYONE: How about no >>"Uh...yeah, OK..." Sol muttered. >>"Good night." Testament said softly, and turned and walked away. >>Sol watched, his ember-coloured eyes on the retiring man’s >>slightly swaying hips. MILLIA: Boom chicka WOW >>He grit his teeth together in frustration, feeling that he was painfully hard. KY: Huh? SOL: 1 R 1337! MILLIA: I still don't know how he does that... >>‘1 Well, time to go bed and relieve some tension...’ TESTAMENT: So Sol is going to show us his Jerk-fu technique! SOL: SHUDDAP! >>When Sol got to his room, MILLIA: Man.. there is a lot of Tifa photos in there! >>he locked the door, then quickly stripped off. KY: Stripped off what... the wall paper?? JEEZ! >>He couldn’t help but smirk at his reflection in the mirror, SOL: I'm dead sexy! Look at my sexy body! >>naked and unashamed with a huge erection. SOL: ..... DON'T LOOK AT THAT YOU PERVERTS! JEEZ! >>He climbed into bed and lowered a hand to his aching member. TESTAMENT: He ran into a wall before he got to his room. EVERYONE ELSE: aaaw... ow! >>Moaning softly, he began to stroke it, slow at first, then steadily faster. MILLIA: I'll never be able to look at Sol the same way again... >>He squeezed his eyes shut, visualising KY: Tifa's breasts SOL: How did you know? MILLIA: You're too predictable. >>Testament’s slender hand doing it for him. EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! TESTAMENT: Does anyone have bleach.. I need to wash my eyes out. SOL: EDGEY!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! >>"Aahhh...ah...Testament...TESTAMENT!!" he yelled, SOL: Just think it's Zio and not Testament... just think it's Zio and not Testament... OH GOD NO!! *cries* >>a little too loudly, as he came. He scowled down at the mess he’d made, KY: (Sol) Toe nails everywhere! Just toe nails... I don't even have that many toes... toe nails... just toe nails everywhere... >>and threw the damp sheets to the floor MILLIA: squish >>before attempting to get to sleep. >>But he wasn’t successful. >>Even though he had just got rid of his hard-on, >>he was suddenly cursed with another. MILLIA: Sweet merciful crap! Sol is a sex machine! SOL: I may not be human but crap... GIMME A BREATHER FIC!! >>‘Damn!’ He thought. ‘Testament, look what you do to me...’ TESTAMENT: Hey it's your fault you stuck cement in your wang! I had NOTHING to do with that! SOL: Cement... I'm not gonna ask... >>He groaned aloud. "If only you were here..." he paused, as an idea hit him. KY: Literally... ouch! >>With a smile he got dressed, then headed to Testament’s room. EVERYONE: AAARRRGH! >>Testament mumbled quietly when he heard Sol entering. >>Without opening his eyes, or even moving, he said, "What’s the matter, Sol?" KY: (Sol) I need a glass of sex! >>"Testament...sorry to wake you up, but...I..." TESTAMENT: (Sol) Wet my bed! >>only the top half of Sol was visible from around the door. >>If Testament saw the bulge in the front of his tight white trousers, >>there’d no doubt be mayhem. >>Testament sighed and slowly sat up a little, >>switching on the lamp by his bed. SOL: And he saw the bulge! EVERYONE: DOH! >>Then he faced Sol, his red eyes narrowed due to the sudden illumination. >>"What is it, Sol?" KY: (Sol) Borrow a cup of sex? >>Sol licked his lips, TESTAMENT: I would say Mmmm... beef but that just sounds wrong still! >>unaware he was doing so, at the sight of Testament in bed, >>what was visible of his bare skin lit up beautifully by the lamp light. TESTAMENT: OKAY FIC I'M ATTRACTIVE! SO WHAT! IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TOSS IT INTO EVERYONES FACES THAT I HAVE A NICE BUTT! MILLIA: Care for some retalin? TESTAMENT: Please? >>Sol could see every curve, muscle and delicate groove on Testament’s upper chest, >>his curtain of raven-black hair obscuring the rest. >>"Sol?" MILLIA: (Sol) Testamnet... YOUR A FOX! SOL: (laughs) I would hit you but the out of characterness in this fic is too much. I'm going to take this fic into stride! >>"Ah...yes, it’s just that...I couldn’t get to sleep, because of...excess energy." TESTAMENT: (Sol) Meessa hump j00!! >>"Oh, I see..." Testament nodded, fully awake now, >>thanks to the harsh light. >>"So, what do you want to do?" SOL: MONOPOLY! YAY! >>Sol grinned. "Wanna train for a bit?" EVERYONE: Ooooh train! >>Testament brushed the hair from his face. TESTAMENT: Look at my good stuff world! >>"I guess that’s a good idea...even if it IS the middle of the night..." >>he gracefully rose from the bed, clutching the covers to his thin body. SOL: (Testament) Oh I'm so naughty! I sleep in the nude! Naughty naughty! >>He coughed. "Uh, Sol...I...I need to put my clothes on. >>Could you turn around, for a moment, please?" >>Sol smiled, and did so, the thought that Testament slept naked turning him on further. MILLIA: And right now he's putting Justice's blue wang of horror to shame. SOL: I'm not the Immortal Flame anymore.. Now I'm the Flaming Rod! EVERYONE: BOOM CHICK WOW! >>He listened to the soft rustle of garments being put on, >>enjoying the mental image of Testament pulling the sleek black material >>over his smooth, alabaster skin. TESTAMENT: I'm so sexy, I'm making myself sick! >>Sol turned around just as Testament was pulling on his boots, >>with his perfectly round ass in the air. KY: And he rammed him like a frieght train! MILLIA: *Singing* I like big butts and I can not lie.... >>Sol actually growled aloud, causing Testament to straighten immediately. >>It was just as well. If he had stayed bent over like that a moment longer, >>he would quite probably have been horribly violated. MILLIA: Like we are right now? >>Sol couldn’t get more aroused. He could literally feel himself throbbing. KY: Better take some asprine for that. >>Speaking was becoming difficult now. TESTAMENT: So how was your day Sol? SOL: OOGA OOOK OOK! >>Testament chewed his lip thoughtfully, looking around the room. KY: (Testament) Did anyone else see my sexy, slim and sleek leather clad butt? >>Sol wondered what he was looking for, SOL: (Testament) Just let me look for my condom. He he. >>but was quickly distracted from that thought when Testament put a finger >>in his mouth as he continued to scan the room for his scythe. MILLIA: How can you misplace a thing like that??? TESTAMENT: HELLO FIC ME! I can make my scythe appear anytime I want! >>It was an just innocent gesture of puzzlement, >>but that alone made Sol very damp. SOL: So I wet myself everytime someone looks for their scythe? I better stop hanging around the amish! >>Testament smiled as he finally located his weapon, >>propped up against the cupboard. TESTAMENT: So how the hell did I miss that???? >>He retrieved it and smiled sweetly. "Well, shall we go?" MILLIA: (Testament) ARG! NOT THAT KIND OF GO! >>Sol tried to say ‘yes’ but it came out as a string of gurgles instead. SOL: Now I turned into a big baby? Dear god! That explains the dampness! >>Testament tilted his pretty head slightly, KY: As his slinky sexy jet-black hair.. yeah yeah we know. >>causing his jet-black hair to fall away from his slender neck. >>Sol noticed that he wasn’t wearing his studded collar. >>Perhaps he hadn’t thought it necessary. TESTAMENT: Since I'm the only STUD here! >>"Are you alright, Sol? Are you nervous about Saturday?" he asked curiously. SOL: Larry's soccor practice is too intense! I don't think I can handle it! >>Sol silently thanked the Gear for the excuse. >"Y-yeah, I guess...it’s nothing." He stuttered. >>Testament nodded. "It’s probably because you will be confronting Ky. >>But don’t worry. What’s past is past." With that, he brushed past Sol >>and out the door, with Sol on his heels. MILLIA: and falls backwards. >>They walked along the corridors in comfortable silence, and then they >>eventually got to the training room, a large, spacey hall with no windows. EVERYONE: How conveeeeeeeeeeeeeeenient! >>Testament casually cracked his knuckles KY: SNAP SOL: CRACKLE MILLIA: POP TESTAMENT: Kellog's Rice crispys! >>while Sol began warming up a few feet away. SOL: So I start masterbating right there? EW! >>He couldn’t do much, though, thanks to that raging erection between his legs. SOL: That's the Flaming Rod to you! EVERYONE: Boom chicka WOW! >>He prayed that his companion hadn’t noticed, TESTAMENT: I probably didn't notice because I'm too busy describing my sexy body. >>but he supposed it must be pretty damn obvious, what with his trousers being so tight. >>"Heh heh...don’t go easy on me, Testament..." >>"Likewise, Sol." The other man smirked. He twirled his scythe expertly between his hands, >>and stood in a fighting stance. EVERYONE: HEAVEN OR HELL? LETS F***! >>Sol slashed the air with his flame sword experimentally, grinning. "Come on, baby!" MILLIA: This isn't the time for King impressions! >>"Baby!?" Testament blinked, and almost didn’t dodge Sol’s attack. >>He frowned and smashed his scythe into the floor, causing a snarling monster >>to burst from the ground and snap viciously at Sol. KY: Hopefully biting off this erection so the fic ends. >>Sol yelled and jumped out of the creature’s path just in time. >>He was still grinning. "I can’t believe you just summoned >>an Exe Beast...that’s nasty!" KY: And Sol's perma-erection isn't? >>"You said not to hold back..." Testament replied curtly, sliding his hand >>up the shaft of the scythe, TESTAMENT: ha ha ha, I did a Freudian slip.... >>unintentionally causing Sol even more grief. >>"I wasn’t complaining...I like it when you’re nasty!" >>Sol laughed, and winked. EVERYONE: BOOOO! SOL: I have better pick up lines then that! BITE ME FIC! >>"Then you’ll like this!!" Testament cried, and produced a glowing pentagram >>surrounded by mystic symbols, which launched a stream of poisonous, >>screaming skulls at the fiery Gear. SOL: *chanting* Poison me! Kill me! MILLIA: That's you though? SOL: It could be a Robo-Sol KY: Bzzt bzzt. SOL: A ROBO-KY! KILL IT! KY: AAAHHH! It's me!!! SOL: I KNOW!! >>"Aaaarghhh!!" Sol cried out, unleashing a powerful bolt of fire >>to counter- attack Testament. >>"I’ll teach you a lesson!" Sol warned, and plunged his sword into the ground. MILLIA: Killing a family of ants. >>Testament raised an elegant eyebrow, TESTAMENT: The peoples elegant eyebrow. >>not anticipating what would happen next. >>A hot wave of air erupted from beneath the unsuspecting Gear, >>and engulfed him. KY: So Testament's long sexy jet black hair got burnt into a elegant crisp. >>He gasped in shock, SOL: (Testament) MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! >>fighting to hold down his robes, without much luck. >>There was a lot of power in the blast. TESTAMENT: Aaaw isn't that sweet! Sol burned my genitals off! >>"Sol...!! Cut it out!" Testament pleaded. MILLIA: (Testament) Now I'm a whiney virgin! Stop it! >>Sol grinned, shaking his head. The point in the attack was not to harm Testament. >>It was to expose him, KY: And fry his family jewels. >>and it was succeeding. Testament looked mortified because >>of how much flesh he was showing. TESTAMENT: DEAR GOD! I'M A HOOKER! >>‘If only he’d take that hand away from his thighs...Then he wouldn’t >>be holding those robes down...’ Sol thought. Then, with a wicked grin, >>he pushed the sword in further, increasing the power of the miniature gale. SOL: Wow... his eyes are now frying out! TESTAMENT: That's elegant sexy sleek eyes to you! EVERYONE: SO THERE! >>"Damn you!!" Testament cried in despair. He dropped his scythe >>so that he could use both hands to hold down his clothes. MILLIA: For some odd reason, I'm thinking of a male Marlyne Monroe right now. KY: So Marlyne Manson is now in the Seven Year Itch? TESTAMENT: I DON'T LOOK LIKE MANSON!! >>‘Now’s my chance!’ Sol thought triumphantly, and ceased the blast so abruptly >>that Testament lost his balance and fell over, making him feel most undignified. SOL: And the description the fic writer gave him didn't?? >>Sol grinned, advancing on the man, who was sprawled on his back, looking bewildered. TESTAMENT: Duuuh, I showed my legs >>"I...I’ve never seen you use an attack like THAT before..." KY: So it's used to peek under other people's clothing? >>Testament gasped for breath as Sol pointed his blade at Testament’s pale throat. MILLIA: Oh so Testament has a pale throat while everyone else has a throat? What makes him so special? I hate you Testament! TESTAMENT: but.. but.. but... aaah poopie. >>"Heh heh...and I’ve won." >>Testament sighed, defeated. "So, what now?" EVERYONE: SEX! >>He brushed the hair from his damp forehead with a gloved hand. >>"Seeing as you’ve lost, you must pay a forfeit." EVERYONE: HUH? MILLIA: How can you pay a forfeit? SOL: How can he have a forfeit when he lost and didn't give up??? >>Sol could barely contain his joy at the look of dread on Testament’s face. >>"A...a forfeit?? You never mentioned any forfeit...!!" Testament almost wailed, TESTAMENT: I'M TELLING KLIFF! >>as Sol lowered himself down beside him. KY: As his knees start popping like a crushed bag of chips. >>"Now, now...Don’t back out, Testament." Sol smirked, >>kneeling between Testament’s knees. MILLIA: Black outfit... pink nickers! >>"W-what...should I do, then?" Testament asked nervously. >>"Just open your legs a little more and I can take care of the rest...!" >>Sol grinned in a positively carnal manner. SOL: So now I'm a rapist? THANK YOU FIC!! >>Testament’s blood-red eyes widened in horror, TESTAMENT: I'M A MAN! NOT A WOMAN!! >>and he began to get up so that he might run away, but Sol grabbed the man’s >>wrists and pinned him down. "Ah-ah-ah!" he chided in a lilting voice. >>He pressed himself closer, until he was quite snugly positioned between Testament’s thighs. MILLIA: "Snugly"? First off why use a cute word for THIS CRAP and second... snuggly is spelled wrong. >>"Sol, please!! Don’t!!" Testament begged, his voice full of fear. TESTAMENT: LOOK TIFA!!! SOL: Where??? (Sol runs around the theatre looking for Tifa) TESTAMENT: Damn... it destracted the real Sol and not the fic Sol... I'm doomed! >>“Sssh, now. Nothing to be afraid of…I’ll be as gentle as I can manage…” Sol soothed, >>gently brushing Testament’s lips with his finger. “Gods, your lips are so soft… >>I wonder if the rest of you is as soft…?” MILLIA: Technically speaking, if that certain area of his body is soft... then he'll need to see a doctor for that. >>Testament’s breath came in ragged gasps. KY: Testament starts to wheez loudly everytime he gets nervous. >>He couldn’t believe he was trapped by Sol like this. >>It was humiliating. “Sol…why…why!?” MILLIA: (Sol) Because Tifa isn't here! KY: (Sol) Because there's nothing else to do! TESTAMENT: (Sol) Because the author described you so nicely, I just HAD to get a closer look. SOL: (in lispy voice) Because I'm positively EVIL! >>“You don’t have any idea how much I want you? KY: (Sol) I went to the store and they sold the last one of you! >>How long I’ve admired you, and wanted to have you as mine, and mine alone? >>Hmmm?” Sol asked, running a hand seductively up Testament’s flat stomach, and under his top. >>Testament shook his head nervously. TESTAMENT: Look a windmill! >>“Oh, you’re so naïve…How I long to touch your perfect body and make love to >>you every single night for the rest of my life…” MILLIA: That wouldn't be good for Testament's colon... if you know what I mean! >>“You don’t mean that…” Testament shuddered, growing more afraid by the second. >>He could feel Sol’s hot, moist erection digging into him. KY: Killing him instantly. SOL: Not hot moist erection! FLAMING ROD! EVERYONE: BOOM CHICK WOW! >>He had to bite back a moan. >>“Yes, Testament, I think I might even love you. >>You are so incredible, and unlike anyone else… SOL: BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SCREWED HIM YET SO HOW WOULD I KNOW!!!??!? >>Oh, I could…I could just fuck you from dusk ‘til dawn!!” >>Sol groaned, suddenly hating their clothes. KY: (Sol) I hate you clothing! Stupid, stupid clothing! >>He stood up, with one foot gently clamping Testament’s stomach to the ground, >>and he ripped off his restricting clothing. MILLIA: Poking out an eye! >>And settled back down again, to strip Testament. >>Testament practically whimpered when he saw Sol unadorned. >>He tried his hardest not to look at Sol’s massive, dripping shaft, EVERYONE: FLAMING ROD! BOOM CHICKA WOW! >>but he couldn’t help but stare. TESTAMENT: Well it is massive and right in my face so how could I NOT look at it! >>He knew all too well what Sol was going to do with it, >>and knew how much it would hurt. MILLIA: Sol forgot to buy some Vasaline. >>Sol loved the way Testament’s eyes clung to his erect manhood. SOL: Yipes! His eyes popped out of his skull and are now like little leeches and clinging to my FLAMING ROD! EVERYONE: BOOM CHICKA WOW! >>He was certain he saw a faint look of hunger in his wild eyes. KY: (Testament) I crave hotdogs! HEEEEELLLLP!!! >>He smiled seductively and slowly began to undress Testament. >>The androgynous Gear put up no resistance. He was too shocked. TESTAMENT: Lemon cliche 200... when being raped, you end up enjoying it anyways. >>Sol sucked in his breath sharply at the glorious sight of Testament naked. >>Sure, he had undressed him with his eyes plenty of times, but nothing compared >>to seeing the real thing. MILLIA: (Sol) It's a lot smaller then I imagined. TESTAMENT: Hey... that was low. MILLIA: Yeah whatever mister pale slender neck guy. >>Sol moaned. “So beautiful…” he slid his hands around Testament’s face and brought >>it close. He gazed into the fearful red eyes for a moment before crushing his mouth >>against Testament’s with bruising force. SOL: So... there was an a-bomb in Testament's lips??? KY: Beats the hell out of me. This decription is hurting my eyes. >>Testament cried out, but it was muffled by the kiss. Sol kissed the dark-haired >>beauty passionately and hungrily. MILLIA: Man this sounds like something out of Zato's Harlequin romance novels. SOL: Zato has romance novels??? MILLIA: Yeah... that and so much more. >>Testament felt like Sol was trying to eat him alive. >>He then felt the invading heat that was Sol’s tongue, twining around >>his own possessively. >>Sol continued to plunder Testament’s sweet mouth mercilessly SOL: Now I'm a pirate... What the F***???? MILLIA: Since when was Sol a part of the Jellyfish pirates? TESTAMENT: Since when did Sol work for Justice? KY: Zing! >>until he realised they had to breathe. SOL: Breathing isn't optional stupids! You have to breath! >>Testament threw his head back as he gasped for air, but Sol didn’t >>stop there. He didn’t kiss Testament, but instead he slowly, erotically >>licked the other man’s opens lips. KY: (Sol) Your lips taste like Wild berry lip balm! >>Before Testament could react, Sol once again plunged his tongue in, >>greedily assaulting the Gear’s sweet mouth. MILLIA: OOOH FIRST A PALE NECK AND NOW A SWEET MOUTH! BITE ME TESTAMENT!! TESTAMENT: But... but... but.... DAMN YOU FIC! >>Testament was shaking all over now. To his shame and horror, he realised >>it was no longer down to just fear. He was steadily growing aroused. EVERYONE: BOOO!! MILLIA: YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING IT! SOL: YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN! TESTAMENT: Why I outta... >>Sol knew it too, because he slid an eager hand down between >>Testament’s milky thighs KY: Millia, the fic is turning you against Testament... remember you still have Pong... MILLIA: PONG MAST-AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! >>and began rubbing him slowly. >>Testament moaned loudly, half in protest and half in pleasure. SOL: We're screaming loudly. Half in horror and half in pain! >>“No!! No, Sol, stop this!! Stop!” TESTAMENT: Yamete! Damme! I sound like a hentai girl now! >>“Mmm yes, beg, my pretty, beg for me to stop…” KY: Gross! Sol gets off on begging! >>Sol purred sexily, SOL: Sweet! I finally get a sugar coated description that ISN'T about my FLAMING ROD! EVERYONE: BOOM CHICKA WOW! >>never stopping his hand’s movements. “It makes me feel so powerful to >>hear you beg…you, a demonically strong…beautiful dark angel…at my mercy…” MILLIA: What's next. My beautiful sexy hoochie momma man? >>“Sol, I mean it!! Please just stop…” Testament breathed, trying to ignore t >>he hand on his hard length, as he was unable to get away from it. >>Sol grinned. “Relax, my beauty. SOL: (Golem) My percious.... >>I’m sure you’ll like this…” he took his hand away, which Testament was thankful for, >>and lowered his mouth to Testament’s chest. He slowly kissed his way down, enjoying the way >>Testament squirmed when he dipped his tongue into the dark Gear’s navel. TESTAMENT: (Sol) Man... there's alot of lint in here... >>Sol continued down until his hungry lips were inches from Testament’s member. >>Testament shuddered when he felt the heated breath. “Gods, Sol, please don’t…” SOL: Suckie suckie! FIVE DOLLA! >>“Hush…it will be nice, I promise…” Sol grinned, looking down. TESTAMENT: (whiney hentai girl) Yamete! Damme! Your breath smells like gooda! >>“My, my, you’re well-endowed, aren’t you? I’m so excited… EVERYONE: *sings* and he just can't fight it! >>I’ve dreamed of this…” he licked his lips and took Testament into his mouth, whole. EVERYONE: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! SOL: I ate his whole body in one gulp?? MILLIA: Sol is the Anaconda in... Anaconda! >>Testament bit back a moan with considerable difficulty, and dug >>his fingers into Sol’s long brown hair. “Ahh…no….no!! Stop it, Sol, >>stop…stop…” TESTAMENT: Are you guys sure this fic isn't called "Shuzaku: A Guilty Gear story"? MILLIA: Yup, pretty sure. >>Sol made a sound which indicated ‘no’ and took Testament’s hands from his hair, >>pressing them to the floor above the tormented Gear’s head. >>Testament groaned at the sensations of Sol’s tongue sliding over his manhood. >>It was too much. TESTAMENT: So I die, the fic ends, the end! MILLIA: Nice try skirt boy. >>‘He’s never experienced this kind of thing before…’ Sol realised. >>‘Probably killed everyone who tried it…’ KY: Well... I wouldn't blame him! >>Soon Testament’s cries more passionate, and Sol had to hold the struggling >> man’s hips down. It wasn’t long before Testament came with a throaty groan >>that made Sol’s blood boil. SOL: So I die, the fic ends, the end! MILLIA: Don't even THINK of getting out of your chair. SOL: Dammit! >>He swallowed every drop of Testament’s bittersweet liquid, >>and seemed reluctant to let the spent member slip from his mouth. >>He smiled at the sight of Testament, arms thrown above his head, >>hair spread out beneath his head like a fan of black satin. >>His eyes were closed, his cheeks tinted pink- a very uncommon sight. EVERYONE: DEAR GOD! TESTAMENT: I HAVE A COMPLEXTION!!! >>“I told you you’d like it, baby…” Sol smirked, stroking Testament’s creamy thigh. SOL: What's with me calling him baby? TESTAMENT: The way I whined is a hint. MILLIA: Creamy thigh... kill... >>The raven-haired man immediately sat up and attempted to scramble away, EVERYONE: FEETS DON'T FAIL ME NOW! >>but Sol grabbed him by the hair and brought their lips together savagely. >>“You’re not going anywhere…” he grinned afterwards. >>“Please don’t say there’s more…!” Testament begged, his face showing the >>pain he was enduring due to the harsh grip on his soft hair. KY: Then Sol pulled hard enough to find out it's a wig and it's really... EVERYONE: Joe Don Baker! >>“Why, of course there’s more, babe!” Sol smiled and took Testament into his arms, >>tilting him back seductively and gazing lustfully at the frightened, upturned >>face of Testament. He stroked the pretty cheekbones fondly, and brushed his lips. TESTAMENT: My lips aren't hairy! They don't need brushing! MILLIA: The fic writer ment... TESTAMENT: I know... I know.. I just don't like to see my self put down to this level. >>“If you weren’t so wicked I’d think you were an angel…” Sol murmured. >>Then he grinned. “Anyway, where was I? Ah yes…now I’m going to fuck you…” SOL: Food! Sex! NUUUGH! ME PRIMAL SEX MACHINE BABY! >>“NO!!” Testament cried, fighting to get out of Sol’s grip. >>Sol just gave a calm smile, and pushed Testament onto his back roughly, >>before climbing on top. KY: All aboard! >>“Get off me, Sol!! Are you even listening to me!?” >>Testament yelled with sudden anger. >>Sol clamped a hand over Testament’s mouth. “Silence, honey. EVERYONE: HONEY??? TESTAMENT: HONEY FLASH! MILLIA: Cutey Honey Testament.... there's a sight! >>If you were me, you’d know how difficult it is not to take you whenever I see you… >>when you bent over earlier, I was dying to take hold of your tight butt and >>screw you silly!! I want to go DEEP into you…to feel your velvety heat around my-- ” KY: Pinky? MILLIA: Pencil? TESTAMENT: Mini-me? SOL: FLAMING ROD!! EVERYONE: BOOM CHICKA WOW! >>“Enough!!” Testament winced. “I’ll do anything if you promise not to do those things to me…” KY: Same with us! SOL: I'll shine your shoes for a shilling! EVERYONE: SPARE US! >>“Is that so…?” >>“Yes!” >>“Really?” EVERYONE: NO! We mean... YES! >>“Yes!!” >>“…...” Sol pretended to think for a moment. “Nah!” EVERYONE: DAMN YOU FIC SOL!! SOL: I am a Badguy!! >>Testament sighed. “Somehow I doubted you’d agree to that…” >>“Oh, relax!! I’ll be good…” Sol couldn’t stop grinning. >>“Now, lift your hip for me, babe…yeah, good boy…Now.” SOL: (himself) Fetch me a soda! >>He positioned his cock at Testament’s virgin opening, and inhaled in anticipation. >>“W-what are you waiting for?? Just get it over with!!” Testament snapped. MILLIA: Yeah! The faster he does it, the less time we have with this fic! EVERYONE: Yay! >>“Ooh, you feisty devil, have patience…” Sol laughed and pushed himself all the way in. >>Both men gasped loudly and stared, wide-eyed, in front of them. EVERYONE: HUH?? KY: But isn't Sol behind him.. Testament there and... WHO ELSE IS IN THE ROOM???? TESTAMENT: Us? KY: Got me there. >>Sol was experiencing tightness like he’d never felt it. >>Testament was experiencing PAIN like he’d never felt it. MILLIA: It must hurt... pain is in capitals! >>“Oh…my…Gods… KY: (deep voice) Now what is it? >>it wasn’t even this good in my dreams…” Sol said huskily. >>“So…so…painful..!!” Testament wailed. SOL: Well duh! It's like a watermelon being fit into a ant hole!! >>“Ohh, sorry love, it does hurt a little at first…but it will get better…” >>Sol promised, and began thrusting into the inviting warmth. EVERYONE: INVITING?? MILLIA: Fic you lost me! Is Testament being violated or not!? >>Testament clenched his teeth, and tears ran down his smooth cheeks. >>But after a few of Sol’s savage thrusts, he gave a loud moan. >>Sol grinned. “Ah, I found it…now we’ll have some fun…” He pounded into >>that sensitive spot mercilessly, loving Testament’s pleasured cries. “Oh yes, baby, >>THAT’S what I wanna hear from you!! Moan…moan!!” EVERYONE: KILL KILL! >>“H-harder!! Harder!!” Testament moaned, now beyond control. TESTAMENT: What's going on!? I wanted him to stop and now I'm all happy happy joy joy??? MILLIA: It's just a fic... smile and nod. TESTAMENT: Okay... >>“Gods, Testament…what requests…I won’t deny you them!” >>Sol groaned back, and did as he had been ordered. SOL: Oh so I'll go harder but not stop?? Is fic me stupid! I WANT TIFA AND I WANT TIFA NOW! >>“Deeper!! Deeper…” Testament pleaded. >>“Yes, yes!!” Sol gushed. MILLIA: This sounds like a song for some reason. KY: Give it to me baby! EVERYONE: Uh huh! Uh huh! SOL: And all the girlies say he's really fly EVERYONE: Mister Badguy! >>Their bodies were moving so fast that Testament was being shaken >>like a rag-doll, but he didn’t seem to notice, or care. KY: But before he did! >>“Testament, you feel so perfect…Ahhh…” Sol groaned, and climaxed with a >>loud cry. Testament followed promptly, with a piercing cry of his own. TESTAMENT: I LIKE SQUIRRELS!! >>They didn’t move for a long time. MILLIA: (Testament) Must... get... scythe... where... did... I... put... it??? >>Sol lay on top of Testament, both breathing heavily and covered in sweat. >>Eventually though, Sol spoke. “Fuck, Testament…that was better than I thought… >>and I thought it would be AMAZING…” SOL: But it only ended up Sub-par. >>he grinned, kissing Testaments possessively. >>Testament turned his face away, mortified. “I can’t believe this happened… TESTAMENT: I can't believe I liked it! Stupid fic me! >>when I think about it…it’s terrifying!” KY: You don't have to think about it! It is! >>“There’s nothing terrifying about it, baby.” SOL: (himself) Well accept my over use of the word baby. >>Sol said matter-of-factly. EVERYONE: HUH?? MILLIA: Do you speaky english yah? >>He grasped Testament’s chin and forced him to look at him. TESTAMENT: (Sol) Look into my eyes and SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! >>“You belong to me now, you know…” SOL: I have the receipt. >>“I belong to no one!” TESTAMENT: (in Scottish accent) FREEDOM!!! >>Testament frowned. He pushed Sol aside, and sat up, >>covering himself in shame. >>Sol just laughed. “I just claimed you, didn’t I? >>So you’re mine now, whether you like it or not!” SOL: And I still have the receipt! You costed me $9.99 at the GAP. TESTAMENT: The GAP? DEAR GOD!! >>“You can’t just treat me like that! I’m not some rare jewel to be won purely by greed!” >>“Ah, but that’s EXACTLY what you are!! A rare jewel…you’re certainly as lovely to behold >>as any sparkling gem…” MILLIA: Oh come on Sol! You can come up with something better then THAT! SOL: That's not me so I don't care! >>“Oh, please…” Testament said dryly. “It’s a bit late for romance…” KY: But fic Testament did enjoy it! TESTAMENT: He's just another victim of Lemon cliches. >>He got up, with his back to Sol, and began to get dressed. MILLIA: Don't turn your back to Sol! Didn't you learn your lesson yet??? >>“Testament…” Sol said in a warning tone. >>“What?” >>“I mean it. I’m not going to let anyone take you away from me. Understand?” >>Testament glared at Sol, but said nothing. He picked up his scythe and left the room. KY: Well it's nice to know that Testament knew where he put his scythe this time. >>Sol just smiled triumphantly. MILLIA: (Sol) Weener is me! Weener is not you! >>It had taken a while, but now he had what he desired most in life. SOL: A trip to Disney land and a date with Tifa! TESTAMENT: You wish. >>/////////////////////////////////// MILLIA: Finally! The cage to keep the fic contained finally came! KY: Please don't say came... >>Ok, so that was my first chapter. EVERYONE: THERE'S MORE???? SOL: Lets hope Edgey didn't find those! >>>_< I just KNOW I’m gonna get flamed…*sigh* >>but I’ll post the next chapter soon, if anyone cares. ^_^ >>Bye- bye for now… TESTAMENT: Oh no... Fic writer is threatening us... mocking us! Get me out! Get me out! >>-Lex >>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOL: And the fic flat lined.... it will not be missed... MILLIA: Fic ended! KY: I call the shower! TESTAMENT: No me first! MILLIA: ME FIRST! SOL: Not Millia first! Her hair clogs the drain! SOL: Dammit! Say hello to clogged up drain! <1 2 3 4 5 6> TESTAMENT: Look at my good stuff everyone! TESTAMENT: Fest your eyes on this plant! Whooo! My milky legs! My sexy black hair! I'm on top of the world! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE! I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE!! TESTAMENT: Why are you... looking at me like that? SOL: Huh, oh I'm not looking at you... Millia is bending over right now. I think I see her undies! MILLIA: STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU PERV!! KY: Edgey is calling. Nice outfit. TESTAMENT: Thanks. [OBB] EDGEY: Good good! The fic turned Testament into an attention whore and Sol is as perverted as ever! Great! [LOBBY] KY: Hey... why did you show us... THAT?? MILLIA: Yeah... I mean come up with something more accurate! [OBB] ZATO: Accurate? [LOBBY] MILLIA: I told them about your romance novels! [OBB] ZATO: YOU DIDN'T!!! [LOBBY] MILLIA: I DID!! I DID!! MWA HA HA HA HA!! [OBB] ZATO: KNOW MY HATE!!! [LOBBY] MILLIA: FEEL MY WRATH!!! MILLIA: I AM THE PONG MAST-AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [OBB] ZATO: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EDGEY: He reads romance novels?? VENOM: That and so much more. EDGEY: Ah... I don't even wanna know... The End... for now... STINGER: "Testament smiled as he finally located his weapon, propped up against the cupboard."