My Name Is Loraine, And I'm Your Tour Guide For Today.
So grab a chair, lock the doors upstairs (dunno know why, but it rhymes), and sit tight because you are in for a flight. We have stories, and pictures. All sorts of Features. And one more thing please, remember this always for me. If I got your picture, Somehow or some way, please don't sue me. Because i don't have any money, anyways. OKAY?
On your left, you have a menu to choose from. Please pick your destination. Thank You.
~Loraine
BYE!