Moe Sislak is the owner of Moe's Tavern. He constantly gets harrassing phone calls from Bart, who tells Moe that he's looking for "Amanda Hugandkiss." "Amanda Hugandkiss? Amanda Hugandkiss? Aw, why can't I find Amanda Hugnandkiss?" Then Barney yells, "Maybe you're setting your standards too high!"

He tried to turn the tavern into a family restaurant called "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag," but it flopped because Moe couldn't handle being clean-cut.

Once, Bart called him and asked for "I'm a stupid moron with a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt."

Then there was, "Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? Okay, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!"

And who could forget the time that Moe got hooked up to a lie detector test? "Mr. Sislak, did you hate Mr. Burns?" "No, of course not!" (buzz) "Okay, okay, I hated him, but I didn't kill him." (ding) "He's telling the truth. Okay, Mr. Sislak, you're free to go." "Good, because I've got a hot date tonight." (buzz) "Okay, dinner with a friend." (buzz) "Dinner alone." (buzz) "All right, all right! I'm gonna stay home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalogue!" (buzz) "Sear's catalogue." (ding) "Will you unhook me already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!" (buzz)... I could go on forever...

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