Marge Bouvier Simpson is the housekeeping wife of Homer Simpson. She has three children, and she likes to take time out in her day to do little things like make happy faces out of their breakfast bacon and eggs. Unfortunately, her family does not seem to appreciate her efforts.

I don't have much on Marge at present, but my very favorite episode with her is the one where she becomes a cop. She's at target practice and she hits all the bad guys and sees the innocent bystanders in time to keep from shooting them. Then, Chief Wiggum says, "Simpson, that was terrible! You missed the blind man, you missed the baby..." Then she struggles to climb over a wall in an obstacle course and Chief Wiggum says, "Women. They always have trouble with the wall. They can never seem to see the door." Then, she runs an obstacle course in the police cruiser. She flies over hills, weaves through cones, and screeches to a halt. Then, Police Chief Wiggum says, "Oh, sorry, Simpson. I missed the time. I was trying to get this magic eye picture. Oh, there it is! Well, look at that! A pony!"

Marge is a very hardworking, underappreciated mom, so I'll do my best to dig up more on her.

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