I ME MINE
I am the infamous Strayed Eskimo. This is just one of my many alter ego's. I also go by
Clavin, Flava Clave, Special K, and many others. This is my website, and though I know it
sucks, I am somewhat proud of it for the sole reason that it is mine. This is where I will
put my writings, pictures, and other stuff that I feel is deserving of this site (pretty much
anything really).
I live in Bismarck, ND in a shitty little apartment with a guy that looks like a goat, hence
the nickname "Goat Man". I have a shitty job where all I do all day is sit on my ass staring
at a computer screen, talking to stupid people all day. I play guitar in an acoustic group with a fat man named
Constance...or Santa Clause...or slut...or just fat bastard. I too am a fat bastard. And
that's about all the info you're getting about me. I'm sure everyone visiting this site knows
me anyway.
So, I leave you with this-GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!!!
...just kidding.
