If I Had the Cash

This is a site about what I (Daniel Stang) would buy my beautiful girlfriend (Ashley Kornak) for Valentines Day, if I had the money.

First I'd buy you a thousand lilies and fill your bedroom to the roof in them. Then I'd swim through it all just to give you a great big kiss.

Next I'd buy you your own doctor... because your always getting hurt and you refuse to go to them. She will give u daily checkups and make you eat healthy (Hehe).

That's right baby... if I had the money you'd be getting yourself a Red Corvette Convertible. Then I'd let you drive me everywhere at 160 km/h. Then and only then are you allowed to drive that fast.

Yes... of course. This one would be for us, where I could rub your back and tell you how beautiful you are after a stressful day. Mmmmmmm Jets.

Naturally... had I the money. I'd buy you a whole beach where we could lay and watch the stars at night and walk through the tides and watch the sunset. Take pictures too :).

Everybody needs a puppy. So you'd get a puppy too. Isn't he cute. AWWW!

And last but not least... I'd get you a beautiful horse and a place to put him in. We could go riding anytime you want, for as long as you want (or until the horse gets tired). I'll even let you name it.

This concludes my "If I Had Money" page. Don't you see... if I had money. You'd have the best valentines ever. Instead... you get this crappy page. I love you Honey Cakes.