If there's one thing I can't stand in this world (which there's not... there's a lot of them) Anyways, if I had to pick ONE thing in this world to hate, it would be vampires... or Mr. Thompson... but, for the conveniance of this article, we'll say vampires. First of all, they're all overrated and shit! Everyone's like 'Look at me! I'm a vampire! I've got sharp teeth! RAHR! RAHR! I'm going to drink you're blood, throwing aside the fact that I could get HIV or AIDS!! Rahr!!' Actually, I'm not sure if you can get HIV and AIDS from drinking blood, but I'm going to find out!! Besides, I have proof that vampires actually ARE gay! Take a look at this:
Yeah! See the way the Vanilla Ice Vampire is looking at the brown haired one! GAY!! And they're completely ignoring the chick, who by the way I would rather have a date with Prince than.
Ok, back to how much I hate vampires. They're stupid. Everyone is like GnEh I gOt A vAmPiRe fOr ChRiStMaS!!! GnEh!!!! If you've ever used this exact expression, you're gay too! Nobody wants a vampire for Christmas! If I got a vampire for Christmas, somebody would die! Well, two people for sure. Definately the vampire, and probably the person who gave it to me. Unless it was Lydia or Count Chocula, who are the only cool vampires in the known world! Count Chocula's cereal rules too. And his accent... SEXY! I mean... if I was a girl... he... he... come to think of it, there is ONE other cool vampire. You know who I'm talking about! THE COUNT!!!
Other than those three, vampires can blow me... actually... no! No they can't! That would hurt like a bitch, plus the only ones that would are the guys... and WHY kids?! BECAUSE VAMPIRES ARE GAY!! The only thing worse than vampires are vampire movies!! They suck! All that they are is a bunch of ethnic minority characters running around getting shot while the whites basically just find ways to keep on 'barely surviving' mainly because of love for life and a bunch of other shit. I hate love. It should die. Only things I hate more than love (actually, there are tons) are vampires and vampire movies. In fact, I looked into where the basis for vampire movies comes from, then converted it to a cartoon! Check this out, hope you enjoy!!
