That's right. If Frankie Muniz, who plays Malcom, agent Cody Banks, and the kid on big fat liar somehow caught a rare disease and died... I would laugh my ass off. There's no other way around it. When I need a good laugh, I just think of Frankie Muniz, Haley Joel Osment, and that one fat kid on the cookie commercial in a mass grave... GOLLY, that's funny!!! And when I'm very depressed, I just think of how much fun it would be to kick Frankie Muniz's homo sexual ass!!!

These were his real words! I walked up to him one day and I was like 'Hey Frankie!' And he was just like 'Tee hee! I'm gay!' That's exactly how it happened. Luckily, my secret photographer was right there with his special camera that captures words in word bubbles!! I don't know what I would do without him... this is proof that he's gay. Not only did he admit it, who laughs like 'Tee hee?!?!' I don't laugh like tee hee! Because I'm not gay. Ha ha ha what a faggot...

Okay, back when Malcom in the Middle was new, I didn't mind him so much. Except that from time to time (and by time to time, I mean a lot) I felt like ripping off those eyebrows! Sure, I have pretty big eyebrows, I guess, but that's ok because they're on me! Then, the most unthinkable thing ever happened to him. He signed on to Big Fat Liar. I haven't seen it or anything... hehe... but here's the basic plot.

(Scene opens up in Frankie Muniz's bed room, where he's busy being a genius and stuff. He won't admit it, but in order to pull of shit like him, you'd have to be a genius. If you're not, there's only one solution... BAD WRITING. But let's not say Big Fat Liar had bad writing! No, not Big Fat Liar! Anyways, he's doing genius stuff when all of a sudden his friend from school, played by Amanda Bynes from All That walks in. Did I mention I hate All That? Well, I do.)

Amanda: Golly, Frankie! Some big fat liar (hint, hint, movie name) stole our movie idea!

Frankie: Oh, jeepers!! What can we do?

Amanda: Hey I have an idea! Why don't we move to Hollywood and use a place we've never been to or heard of as our secret hideout, where we will get revenge on him!

Frankie: Wow, what a great idea! Sure, we could just take him to the court, because if we're telling the truth, we'd have proof it was our idea, but we won't! This will come out more comical if we just get revenge!

Amanda: Exactly! It will ruin any chance we ever had at suing them, and it will destroy BOTH of our celebrit reputations, but jeepers, this is going to be funny!!

(The scene closes out, then opens up again when the big fat liar (hint, hint) is dyed blue! CAN IT GET ANY FUNNIER THAN THAT?! Now Amanda and Frankie are shaking hands, congradulating each other!)

Amanda: That sure was funny! I can't believe those 10 or 12 cans of blue dye did this! Especially because, when you think about this scientifically, the water would need to be at least seventy five percent dye and twenty five percent water to dye him permanantly!

Frankie: Exactly, but science doesn't matter! I, of course, am not a genius, so I say SCIENCE STINKS!! Hear me say stinks, Amanda?! On TV and everything!

Amanda: Oh, Frankie, you pottymouth!

Frankie: Anyways, I'm not a genius, so I'm not scientifically calculating this! And of course, the store we bought all this stuff from won't remember, so we have no chance of getting caught haha!!

Amanda: And we even got catch phrases off! I mean, that little blue car, little blue man thing is AWESOME!!

Frankie: I agree! Now, let's proceed home, where we should be placed on police probation for three to six months, but we won't. Our parents are to loving, and love makes the world go round!

Amanda: It sure does. Now, realistically, we could get a whole lawsuit turned around on us for this one, but the big fat liar is sorry. And if he's sorry, that makes everything better.

Frankie: Wow, Amanda... we sure deliver a positive message!

Amanda: We sure do!

(Scene closes out to the credits, which list a lot of names of companies that suck.)

That is the truth about Frankie Muniz. Now, Agent Cody Banks is going to suck jest because Frankie Muniz does. That's all for now. Have fun.