This isn't exactly an article. It isn't exactly funny, either. All it is doing is showing people that my site has support! I also figured I better put up one last thing, because I'll be out of town until March 16, so nothing will be up. Anyways, here it is:

From : "Brandon Wanner" To : tempy34@hotmail.com Subject : oompa loompas kick ass Date : Tue, 11 Mar 2003 20:58:40 -0700
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Howdy there best man ever in the whole wide world. I love ur site. It kicks ass. Like you(you kick a whole lot of ass). I hate those fuckers out there that say that Oompa Loompas blow. Well heres what i think of those damn oompa loompa hates. I think oompa loompa haters blow as much as Micheal Jackson blows little kids(thats allot u hobbos). I love u Sean. Future mullet boy: Brandon Wanner P.S: I left my REAL name cuz im not a fuckin pussy like all those oompa loompa haters

Haha! Turns out I was right after all! I kick so much ass, it's almost impossible for me to be wrong. I don't really have any other thing to say about this, I just wanted to show those people who hate my site that more people like it than hate it! I KICK ASS!!