The Rules of Engagment

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Rule #1:

Area Codes: While it may be possible to do a decent job balancing ladies from county to county, it has been found to be much more successful when you limit yourself to one woman per area code. By keeping the separation of the area code boundary, the chances lessen that you will be faced with having two at the same place at the same time (unless they're down with that...and then, more power to ya!). Before you decide you are man enough to bounce between county lines, see if you can handle area codes. Once you believe you are proficient with that, feel free to be a little more daring. While the rewards are much higher, so are the risks!

Rule #2:

Crowd Control: When and/or if you find yourself in violation of Rule #1, the utmost discretion is needed. DO NOTHING IN FRONT OF CROWDS! Large crowds must be avoided where you could be easily spotted and have the whistle blown. Large crowds, most often, contain people you do not know or do not know if you can trust. Loose lips will sink your ship. So do yourself a favor and don't toy with crowds. Rule #2 is merely a CYA option and cannot always be counted on to save your ass. There are eyes everywhere. Remember, you already violated one rule anyway. Kinda askin' to get caught, huh?

Rule #3:

Evidence: When in violation of Rule #1 or Rule #2, any evidence that may exist must be covered up properly. Set up the proper arrangements with your wingmen to have the situation remain "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". This is crucial. No evidence means no pictures, no videos, and no phone numbers in your phone. Pick the "truest-of-the-true" wingman and put the numbers in his phone. And if you're still worried, change the names to something inconspicuous, such as "Erica" to "Eric". For some reason, if she gets this phone, she will be less likely to suspect a male's name than a female's. However, by avoiding her access to potentially harmful evidence is always your best bet.

And One Extra Tip:

And, not necessarily a rule, but always a good idea: Get your story straight with your wingmen. Have a predetermined story. Set where you were all at. Create a "Rendezvous Point", if you will. This is where everyone can fall back to if the situation becomes FUBAR. If stories get jumbled, they may blow your cover. But, that isn't necessarily their fault. They were trying to cover for your dumb ass!

And finally...when in violation and it's one-on-one...it's always your word against hers. Pick a story and stick to it. If the glove don't fit...They can't prove shit!

And when all else fails, just take advice from Michael Vick: "The secret to dating two girls: Two cell phones!"