Worth a Thousand

Tim Burton
 Tim perched in a stairwell, looking very much like Waldo.
 A sort of gritty picture of Tim with his favorite toy. (Perverts.)
 Looking oddly like a member of the Beatles.
 He's looking very pretty today.
 Quintessential Burton: rumpled hair, black clothing, and not a smile in sight.
 He's playing hard to get.
 Looking very in control for once. Way to be.
 Hand over mouth again. No, I don't know why it fascinates me so.
 Tim and Danny.
 Cuddling with Lisa. Aww...
 More schnogging with Lisa Marie.
 Making mean faces at the plastic figures is fun.
 You can just hear him quoting Goodfellas in his head.
 I'd snark, but I'm biting back a horrible pun about 'getting head'.
 More blood!
 The real question: which one is the scarecrow?
 Tim really likes those fields.
 They're so cute this doesn't even seem weird.
 There's something eerie about Tim in Maui.
 On the Scissorhands set.
 Tim plays with his stick.
 More Tim/Lisa cuteness.
 Tim and his sanity hat.
 The hand gestures, part 1.
 The hand gestures, part 2.
 Tim and Johnny play nice.
 An unique shirt.
 The camera weighs more than he does.
 Dork.
 Director chic.

Oingo Boingo
 'We Close Our Eyes' single cover. Aww, they're like little angels.
 From Farewell. Danny and John, aka the short ones.
 Y'know, those costumes probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
 Boingo in the studio. Why in the hell is John so cute?
 There are no words to describe this, except disturbing. And possibly tutu.
 This unnerves me.
 The group intimidation shot. I think Steve's hair wins.
 Danny and Steve, in the days of the tank top.
 Yeah, John's still cute.
 Reasons not to let Danny play in the studio.

Danny Elfman
 The Brothers Elfman. If you ignore him, maybe he'll go away...
 The Nuclear Hair.
 Old school Danny. Inhumanly pretty at times. Such as this time.
 And this time.
 A rather muted picture that's only up here because... well. The glasses.
 An artsy shot. He looks almost sane.
 And an artsy shot where he most definitely doesn't.
 From the Gratitude video. Aww, vulnerable Danny...
 Another from Gratitude. Behold the bared throat.
 The 'evil puppet' smile.
 Sex. That's all that needs be said.
 Looking deeply underwhelmed.
 Looking particularly evil. It may be the hair .
 Just for a change of pace, sleepy AND underwhelmed.
 At some premiere, with a shit-eating grin, leather trenchcoat and daughter in tow.
 From the same premiere. A sly little smile.
 Same premiere. And he suddenly perks up... run for your lives.
 The I'm cute and harmless look.
 Followed quickly by the too goofy to be threatening look.
 And then, he attacks!
 Fuzzy... oddly pliable...
 Yee.
 The come-hither look.
 Cute and innocent. Let's hear a collective aww...
 All grown up. Let's hear a collective whimper...
 Cute little thing with evil in his eyes.
 Underwhelmed to the point of pain.
 Evil thought on the way.
 Yee, Mach 2.
 More of Danny in leather.
 It's for his hand-eye coordination. No, really!
 You just want to poke his belly.
 I'd love to see him try to get up.
 Hello, foot fetish.
 Evil can be sexy.