The Golden Tear.
The Critics Newsletter.

*On staff*
Gretchen Giovanni - Critic
Jerett Kennedy - Critic
* - Critic
* - Critic
Diana Meade - Witch on Staff
* - Vampire on Staff

*Thierry Descouedres*

Gretchen~
He's still a caveman at heart.
What type of a man let's his soulmate KEEP thinking that he kills her over and over. Why didn't he ever kill Maya off? Has he ever been...bad? Who does he think he is? Tarzan? This man has issues. He probably has boinked over 50,0000 women in his life time, (im one of them) and maybe his kind started aids...who knows! All I know is that he's a slut at heart, who is going to make himself go through the pain of Hannah getting old, ugly, and dying. Why the trouble? Make the bitch immortal.

Cherry~
Number one, Gretch, he didn't *know* that she thought it was him killing her all those times! I'm sure if he did he would have done something...Theirry was just that kind of guy. He was sensitive and sweet and had certain morals which is exactly why he didnt kill Maya... what ever happened to NICE guys of today? Beauty is only skin deep, the love they shared spanned ages and thats without being tied by "hey we're both immortal" strings... we should all be so lucky to find such love and I *liked* Hannah..i think *you* are the bitch!

Jerett~
Girls, girls girls. Why fight over Thierry when you can have me? (smile) Cherry what are you um...you know...doing tonight? (fades off) Thierry is the good guy, but I think he had a major hard on for Maya. Who wouldnt?...besides me...Cherry are you sure you dont want to go out tonight? (mumbles) So I think Thierry is like a sports caster, he gets what he wants, while he annoys people. But he's a GOOD REAL guy.

Sean~
Ok listen, Gretchen, Cherry, no cat fights... and Jerett, put it back in your pants, we're supposed to be talking about Thierry. Ok, Thierry, he has his problems, sure, but who doesnt? So he might have a had a thing for Maya... I have to agree with Jerrett...who wouldnt? But still... she DID make him what he was, he couldnt just kill her and he had to be faithful to his souldmate. And Hannah was a wonderful beautiful woman with a fiery spirit... he wouldnt want to damage that.... OR He just liked those in between times when she wasnt around and he was free to fuck Maya's brains out... I'm sorry, I tired, but you can't ignore the fact that she was dark and evil and insanely sexy!

Gretchen~
Since Diana hasnt arrived yet, i'll make a comment. You guys are right about Maya. I'd sleep with Maya given the chance, but, he had a soulmate. And he loved Hannah. He was a jerk. He was fucking Maya, and making puppy faces with Hannah. He was using them both to get what he needed...what EVERY man wants. Right, Sean, dear?

Sean~
Well yes and no... I don't really know about using people, I'm not the kind of guy that would do that BUT maybe in a way he loved them both... I could totally understand that... and you better not make another comment about fucking Maya or else we're going to be meeting lately and discussing a totally different topic... a very long one ::wink::

Gretchen~
For my next interview, it should be Hannah herself. What to you think, Sean? Wanna do me with an interview?

Sean~
Do I wanna do you? That's a dumb question...

Gretchen~
I asked if you wanted to do Hannah and Me in an interview.

Cherry~
At any rate we're supposed to be discussing Theirry... Jerret? Anything you'd like to add before this conversation goes to hell?

Jerett~
Yeah...Are you busy tonight or not?

Cassie~
I'd like to thank all four of you for the rousing conversation and somewhat insightful responses...and raging libidos... now though, its time to hand out the first assignments. Jerret "Desperate" Kennedy will be reviewing The Secret Vampire, the first of the Nightworld series when we all fell in love with the fairy-like ways of Poppy North and her brooding soulmate James. Maybe Jerret will finally be able to solve the age-old debate of whether or not Poppy could REALLY be considered a witch. And Cherry Harlan will be covering the character Elena Gilbert from Vampire Diaries, the ice princess.

Diana~
On that thought, I shall add Gretchen Giovanni to do a Review of "The Strange Power" the first of the Dark Visions trilogy. She should be good at dealing with strange people.
Second, Sean Mcdougal, our favorite leading man (sorry Jerett, but you come second) Will be reviewing "Witchlight" Night World book #9, and no hitting on the blonde this time, dear.
And together, Gretchen has asked for yet another interview. This one will be with Sean, and together they shall interveiw Hannah Snow.

*Interviews*

*Reviews*