1. These losers have totally brainwashed all, well most, of my friends. Take my best bud, Chandi. She could go on for hours, possibly days, just talking about *N Sync (especially that curly-haired freak of nature Justin).
*Of course I love Justin and 'N Sync. Just look at them! Only I'M allowed to dis Justin!*

2. They copied the Backstreet Boys. The BSB was first with the flying during concerts, now *N Sync has too. *N Sync claimed that they were first to do this, but Backstreet did it before them.
*BSB just said that because they were mad that they can never seem to make their concerts any more interesting than a root canal. They are just jealous that 'N Sync has good ideas.*

3. Did anyone watch the Rock~n~ Jock basketball game on MTV? They had to cheat to win! Off the bench steal from JC. Two pros on the court which is against the rules when you only supposed to have one out at a time. Anyways they did lose in the finals.
*At least Justin is good at basketball. Nick sucks. Did anyone see him on Disney?*

4. Justin always stick out his tongue. You aren't Michael Jordan you idiot!
*OK now only I can make fun of that!!*

5. They can't dance.
*OK they can too dance! You never see the Backstreet Fags dance. Why, because they suck at it.*

6. They can't sing.
*This is also a negative. They sing quite well and do a lot of acapella stuff on CD's and in concerts. That is talent.*

7. They can't write their own songs.
*OK they wrote Giddy Up. I know that may not be the best accomplishment but they did write it. And they wrote a lot of stuff on their new album. BSB never wrote ONE song on their other album. 'N Sync did one at least! And they also wrote Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.*

8. Justin
*This is not a valid reason.*

9. Lance
*Ditto.*

10. JC

11. Joey

12. Chris

13. What the "H", "E", double hockey sticks is "Giddy Up" about? That song is sick.
*Again only I'M allowed to make fun of that.*

14. *N Sync on Loveline. First of all, they would be the last people I would want to ask for advise on love and sex. Aren't Justin and Lance a little to young for the show?
*I'll ask Justin for advice on love and sex ANY day!! And Lance is 20!*

15. A while ago, they were on the Miss Teen USA pagent. Guess what Joey did? He spent the entire night writing his phone number on 51 cards (each state including DC). He didn't even get 1 response.
*So Joey is a pimp. We all know that. It's old. If you don't know that by now well...But I still love him anyways because he is 'N SYNC's pimp!*

16. They all got tattoos with their stupid logo when they went gold in Canada. I bet that 50 years from now, when they're old and no one can even remember *N Sync, they'll be regretting those things! JC didn't even get one since the wuss is afraid of needles.
*So what is JC's afraid of needles! Lot's of people are! And I will remember them in 50 years. How could I not. I might not be a big fan of them then but I will definitely remember them.*

17. Chris's dreadlocks.
*Don't be messin' with Chris's dreds! That is another thing only I'm allowed to make fun of!*

18. Justin
*We already went through this.*

19. Lance

20. JC

21. Joey

22. Chris

23. Lance giving Kathy Griffith a kiss. Of all the members, she picked the gay one.
*OK I used to think Lance looked gay but he grows on you. And Kathy gave HIM a kiss. SO HA! And only I'm allowed to make fun of his make-up collection!*

24. The entire group says Lance is special because he's an albino.
*They are making fun of him when they say that!! They don't think he's special and he isn't really a albino. He is special, though. Why? Cuz he's from Mississippi! LoL!*

25. They are single and ready to mingle. WOW!!! They can ryhme!!!
*We all know they were lying when they said that and plus Justin picked a pretty good rhyme. I've listened to BSB's music, and they CAN'T rhyme!*

26. How many kick turns can you do in one dance routine?
*Answer a lot. And I don't think BSB could do any.*

27. JC sleeps with stuffed animals when on tour!!! I wonder what he sleeps with when he gets home?
*I think that's cute. And I'm sure when he get's home he probably sleeps with well we won't get into that!*

28. Joey and his stupid Superman obsession. What does he do, wear Superman underwear? No wonder all the Miss Teen USA contestants turned him down!
*Oh so what. I actually think the superman thing is kinda funny too but I'm still the only one allowed to make fun of it.*

29. What's with Justin lying down on the bed in "Tearing Up My Heart" video? Where's Lance at in the scene? I thought he would be there with Justin.
*Oh ho ho! This has gone too far! Justin looked hot on that bed and their was originally a girl there but it got edited out. And you can't tell me Nick and Howie aren't gay?*

30. Justin
*We have been through this many times.*

31. Lance

32. JC

33. Joey

34. Chris

35. Lance and his Tazmanian Devil obsession. I bet he owns Taz undies!!!
*Oh so what? Nick is obsessed with himself! I wouldn't be surprised if Nick has undies of HIMSELF on.*

36. That stupid *N Sync chain necklace.
*They don't wear them anymore so I don't even need to defend it.*

37. Justin and JC were on the Mickey Mouse Club, one of the worst shows ever made. No wonder why it was cancelled.
*It was on for FOUR years! I thought it was pretty good. I used to watch it when I was little.*

38. None of them are from Orlando. How come they say that it is their hometown?
*Because they formed the group there.*

39. Justin
*Do I NEED to answer?*

40. Lance

41. JC

42. Joey

43. Chris

44. They suck!
*I wouldn't say they suck. They have talent. Bastard Boys can't even dance.*

45. They are GAY!
*Definition #1 of gay: Happy and merry.
Definition #2 of gay: Howie and Nick.*

Backstreet Boys vs. *N sync

The Backstreet Boys and *N Sync charity basketball game- Poor, poor AJ. He was traded to *N Sync's team. I don't know how he could stand to have been on *N Sync's team. To make the whole situation worse, Lance was then traded to the BSB's team. I am surprised that BSB won though with Lance on the team. Have you ever seen him play? He sucks!!! Talk about air balls!!!
*Yes Lance does suck at basketball. But then again so do most of the Backstreet Boys. And I feel sorry for 'N Sync having to deal with AJ.*

Now if they where to ever go on Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV, here would be the match-ups:

Nick vs. Justin- Winner: Nick, because he would take a shaver and shave Justin's sheep hair which would make him cry. Then Nick would open a can of "Whoop Ass".
*I beg to differ! I think Justin would win just because he actually has MUSCLES not FLAB.*

AJ vs. JC- Winner: AJ, easy victory for him. JC fell asleep and AJ took action and kicked his 'lil skinney butt.
*AJ might win in a fight but JC could outsing AJ anytime and that's what counts. After all this is the MUSIC industry.*

Kevin vs. Chris- Winner: Kevin, all he had to do was yank out each little dreadlock.
*I think Chris could swing his dreadlocks around and kill Kevin before Kevin got a chance to get near him.*

Howie vs. Lance- Winner: Howie, all he had to do is say"BOO!" which sent Lance home to his Mama in Mississippi (no one has heard from him yet).
*I think what actually scared Lance was Howie's ugly face. It had the same impression on me.*

Brian vs. Joey- Winner: Brian, Joey was to busy flurting with some hookers trying to get a good deal so he was distracted, all Brian had to do was kick his ass.
*Alright so Joey's a pimp. We have been through this. But Joey would WIN against this little country boy with NO contest. Brian just isn't tough!*

My Opinions About Each Of Them

Justin- Damn, where do I begin? First, the hair. Dang it!! It reminds me of a sheep. Are you from the ghetto boy? You sure act like it! Oh yeah! And your "Eat, Eat" song, my dog could have written a better song.
*I happen to like Eat Eat Eat and Justin's hair is cool. Sure he thinks he's black but when you are that hot you can do whatever the hell you want!*

Lance- One word... GAY!!!!
*Refer back to my definitions of gay.*

JC- You act as if your 80. You sleep too much you loser!
*He doesn't sleep THAT much! And I'm sure he's a bit funner to hang around than Kevin. Talk about boring!*

Joey- He's a horny 'lil bastard. That's all I can say. He should be the one singing that "Eat, Eat" song.
*OK so Joey's not a stick. So what. And even if he is a pimp I should be the one making fun of that!*

Chris- He's not funny. He thinks he is, but he's not. How old are you? 5 and a half? You know what his theme song is? "What's My Age Again?" by Blink 182 (a group that actually has talent). And your hair looks like a palm tree with a skunk growing out of it.
*Chris is sometimes funny. Sure he has some lame jokes but I still love him anyways. And I hope that when I'm 27 I can still have a sense of humor.*

Quotable Quotes

"*N SYNC?!! That's where they belong! In the sink and down the drain!" - Fat Elvis Impersonater
*Backstreet Boys?!! That's where they belong! In the backstreets so I don't have to see them! - Me*

"We're the first group " -Chris Kirkpatrick of 'N Sync. (Can I just say something? That's a bunch of BS!)
*They are the first GOOD group.*

"When there is ever a successful group or a successful solo artist, it seems like on one label and all the other labels go out and get one just like it. And that kinda frustrates me." - Kevin Richardson (He has a point!!!. I feel the same way.)
*When there is ever a over-rated group that can't sing or dance it seems like another label gets a better one that can sing and dance and then the bad group get's JEALOUS!- Me*

"I'll tell you one thing, we've been together for six years. We've done almost ten tours. So of course it kind of makes me upset that we're competing with 'N Sync at this level, because I really feel that we're at a higher level, maturity wise." -Nick Carter (God bless this young, fine boy)
*I'll tell you one thing, 'N Sync has been together for a long time also. They've done many better tours that don't make the audience sleep. It makes me upset that they have to compete with BSB at this level because 'N Sync is at a MUCH higher level, talentwise and maturity wise. - Me*

"*N Sync can kiss my wily, wily well-tone ass" -Courtney Love (You go girl!!! You show those 'lil punks who the hell is boss.)
*I'm sure she wishes they would.*

"Every boy group has one bad apple: The New Kids had Donnie, the Backstreeters have A.J., and 'N Sync have that dude who seems to be wearing a poodle with rickets on his head..." -Rob Sheffield, Rolling Stone
*Jocy you overlooked something! They dissed AJ too!*

"What do grown-ups think 'N Sync will be doing in 10 years?"

10%- Beggin to be a trivial pursuit answer
15%- Reunion/Comeback tour
33%- Suing for missing millions
57%-Cleaning pools
-Entertainment Weekly

*What do I think BSB will be doing in 10 years?
10%- Wishing they were as good as 'N Sync so they could at LEAST be remembered.
15%- Opening for 'N Sync and getting booed offstage.
33%- Well the Backstreet already sued for missing millions so they can't do that.
57%- Working at a gas station.
-Me*

Other Names for *N Sync *Backstreet Boys*

*N Suck - *Bastard Boys*
*N Stink - *But Ugly Boys*
Lip Sync - *Nick Carter's Ego Fest!*
*N Cest - *'N Sync Wannabees*
Mickey Mouse Club Rejects - *But we were popular YESTERDAY!*