Phat! There is mah homies! Dis is phat! "Yo wussup homies?" Now I'm wit mah peeps! Wait, is da big one comin' ova here? Dis is crunk! I bet he wants to talk ta me! Dis be da bomb! Wait, what's that he has in his hand? What's he gonna do wit dat club? Uh oh! He's starting to swing it at me! Ouch! Dat be hurtin'! I gots ta run!
Justin runs away like a little girl with about 10 black guys on his tail and a bruise on his arm. He runs to his "benz" and gets in as fast as it took Britney to get implants and goes JC's house to meet up with the rest of the guys. Once he gets there he sees that Britney Spears has decided to join them also.
Yo Britney be lookin' fly today! Ahhhhh, stop it! Yous can't be lettin' your hormones take ova cuz look at what happened last time! "Yo bitch! Wussup? How are all of mah homies doin'?" They are all giving me that confused stare again. What is up wit dem?
JC, who has known Justin the longest decides to translate. "Um, he says, 'Hello how are you doing?'"
Britney walks over to Justin. "Like, um, Hi! Justin! Like um, totally! Like, how are you? Like would you, um, like to like, um totally get together tonight! Like totally!"
Back to Justin’s brain.
Yo I don’t know what dat fly bitch just said but I doesn’t care! She is FINE! Stop it Justin! Ahhhh! I can’t take it anymore! I'll do whatever she says! "Whateva yous say fly bitch!" Why is she giving me a weird look again! What is up wit dem freaky peeps?
JC-"He says 'Yes, whatever you want, Britney.'"
Hmmmm, I guess I be busy tonight den! I wonder where JC’s cereal is?
And that is where we will end simply because I can't take it anymore! That is all I want to see of Justin’s brain or whatever it is there is in his head!
