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Talking Dog
A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and
sees a Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says,
"Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty
young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told
the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me
jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really
tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I wanted to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering
near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing.
Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar.
He didn't do any of that."
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