The Twist Test
Johnny Rzeznik
Twist Magazine, March '99
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e didn't have to give up forever to convince Goo Goo Dolls singer Johnny Rzeznik to fill out a Twist Test. We just asked. Turns out he's really nice - just keep him away from matches.

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Name: John Rzeznik
Birthday: Dec. 5
Sign: Sagittarius

1. Nothing makes me want to dance more than...
Nothing ever makes me want to dance -- well maybe payday.

2. Sexy is:
Kind, intelligent, funny.

3. If I ruled the world, I'd make sure:
Everyone was fed, schooled, and got proper medical care.
"Do I sound like Miss America?"

4. My most embarrassing moment was:
Far too embarrassing to talk about.

5. The biggest rumor about me that isn't true:
That we were in a hotel in N.Y. and we burned a mattress (it was a chair.)

6. My dating tips:
Don't eat spaghetti, make each other laugh.

7. My best friend is...
Robby
...but his most annoying habit is:
He screams a lot!

8. When I was little, I wanted to be a:
Rock star or a bus driver.

9. Three things you always find in my refrigerator are:
Balsamic vinegar, coffee beans, beer.

10. I secretly love reading:
Pop psychology books.

11. If I were a girl, I'd be:
A bitch.